WE WENT TO A TEMU IRL SHOP LIKE ISTG THE EBTIRE INVENTORY WAS JUST BOGUHT OFF OF TEMU there was a hat with a realistic chicken on it and it just said cock

IM SO EXCITED FOR THE HEELIES ALSO GONNA LIKE APPLY TO JOBS N SHIT I RLLT WANT A PART TIME SO BAD I've never felt so eager to contribute to society

Maybe i could heely to work everyday

That would actually be epic icl

OK NOT BUYING ANYTHING ELSE FOR A WHILE I GOTTA SAVE

Thinking of joining the space force 0.0 i called them today but all the recruiters were busy so I'm gonna call again tmrw...

SPEAKING OF TMRW I'm gonan watch tje Minecraft movie with sierra and then go to 5below ^w^

Flint and steel chicken jockey

Wait crap if im going to 5below I'm definitely buying something ToT btw our mom knows we steal and she's fine with it as long as we don't get caught it's crazy the amount of trust she has in us maybe it's cuz she knows I'm too anxious to do anything stupid

I GOPE GHEY HAVE PUSHEEN STUFF I'm like the og pusheen fan brih I used to trace pictures of pusheen on the school computers in elementary school and then color them and take them home and tape them to my wall I wish I still had them

Also I'm going on birth control umm o.o not for any weird reasons my mom said we could get an over the counter birth control bc like idk my emotions are all out of whack all the time so she thinks this could level out my hormones . My bpd...

Ithink it's really nice how much she cares I love her so mjch;-; she's rlly happy that I've been praying too I feel really good since

Longest nap in the world award goes to sam

He takes normal naps but they always feel liek freaking 5eva

Oh word?

WO AKE UP

OMG NEXT WEEL SPRING BREAK JIST REMEMBERED AND STIMMED MY PANTS A LITTL

FHHJJ MO MORE NAPS:)

DUDE WYJ CANT UR SCHOOL YEAR END THE SAME TIME AS MINE

Sam is the only person in tbe world who could pull off a buzz cut besides Brad pitt in fight club ghh I love my white boy with the blonde hair, and the big black eyes and the gorgeous blonde locks

Eyes black dark and romantic and om going down, like the titanic-

I'm simping😳

Earlier my dad said he stans my mom

I kinda think I'll enjoy getting old like not the body pains and responsibility parts but the vibe of it is gonna be awesome cuz then me and Sam will get to do stuff like dat

Sam let's become streamers on twitch

Let's play tcoaal

Km so aloneeee tryna find my way back home to u owo

GETTING MY DERP ON

YOURE FINE WITH MERP BUT NOT DERP??

IGOTTA SHOW U WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT