Shadow the hedgehog is a ***** ass mother ****er

Davetrap: Old sport is a ***** ass mother ****er, he pissed on my ****ing drei step plan, he took his pruney orange little wurst out and pissed on my life, and he said he'd save them kiddin's, and i think that's disgusting, so i'm making a callout post on my fazfuc.com, old ****, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this balloon gremlin except way smaller and guess what, here's what my donner looks like! BOOOOMMJSGJDVD! THAT'S RIGHT SPORTSY! ALL POINT! AUBERGINE! SPRINGLOCKED! LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A KEBAB! You ****ed me no homo, so guess what, i'm gonna **** the fax! that's right, this is what you get, MY INFECTED BROKEN COCK! Except i'm not gonna **** the fax, no, i'm gonna go higher, I'M ****ING THE KIDDIN'S! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTSY- Jack: Dave, i thought you weren't a kiddie diddler-