yuh is everyone who is attending comfortable?

yess

ok good shall we start?

ok idk how. weddings work and im the priest so uh yo anyone wanna copy and paste a deep poem here before we do the ring exchange or whatever

hehehhehe

BAAA DUM BAA BAA BAAA DUM BAA BAA *wedding music intensifies*

I GOT DA PIZZA ROLLS

before we start, i shall recite a poem: I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a *****-ass mother****er. He pissed on my ****ing wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ****in' quilly dick out and he pissed on my ****ING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ****ed my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna **** the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ****ing earth, now get out of my ****ing sight before I piss on you too!

(weddings start out with the flower girl first, then the ring bearer then the bride walks out with her father or whoever she chooses to walk her out and then the bride and groom say wedding vows and then the priest says "do you take [name] to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and behold, till death do you part?" then the bride says "i do" then the priest turns to the groom and says "do you take [name] to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and behold, till death do you part?" then the groom says "i do" then the priest says to put the rings on and then he says "you may kiss the bride"

What😂

WLAKK

ok now zeon, do u take leo as ur lawfully wedded husband who can stiff ur feet whenever u want?

SAY YES

omg this is chaos

KHAOS

omg thank u flipanim.cum user KobyDaKoolDog

I GOT PIZZA ROLLS!! WHO WANTS PIZZA ROLLS???????

uh here you go yellowmocha i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) i am never without it (anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling) i fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true) and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart) i literally just copied and pasted this from some random wedding poem site😭😭

WHY R THERE SO MANY DELETED COMMENT HELP

I WANT PIZZA ROLLS!

PIZZA ROLLZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry I commented it again bc it was reallly long but it still is so cfgvbhjmkl,;.

leo, do u take zeon as ur lawfully wedded wife to uh idk do the dishes or some shit

YEEEEAAAAHJH

SPITS ON PIZZA ROLLS

nono dw ur all good!! :>

*throws pizza rolls at u*

CRYING

Eats pizza rolls with adf’s spit o. It

*throws pizza rolls at everyone*

WHAT IS A PULPIT

NO THE PIZZA ROLLS HAVE BEEN CONTAMINATED

is there coffee!?

WHERES THE CAKE I CAME DOR THE CAKE

THIS IS THE MOST CHAOTIC WEDDING VIE EVER BEEN TO

BUT COFFEE

a pulpit is the wood stand that priests stand at to preach

GRGRGRR

if there are figurines on the cake I'll eat them

okok ill shut up :eye roll:

UH UH DID U KNOW VAPOREON IS THE MOST COMPATIBLE POKEMON WHEN IT COMES TO HUMAN MALE AND POKEMON FEMALE BREEDING NEVER GONNS GIVE U UP U MAY NOW MAKE OUT

WOOOOOO

WHAT

yes there is a figurine of zeon as mordecai and leo as twilight sparke

THIS IS CHAOS

SHOW US WHERE THE CAKE IS

IM CRYING

I DO HERE THEY ARE

*trips*

no the onion rings

FLOWER GIRL WHERE R THE RINGS

WHERE R THE RING POPS.. EVERYONE CHECK UNDER UR CHWIRS

i just want coffeee waaaaa

THE FLOWER GIRL ISNT THE RING BEARER YOU GOOF

IM THE FLOWER BOY YOO

EATE THE RINGS FROM THE FLOOR

I HAVE THE RINGS HERE

EATS

WHERE AR ETHEY

*hands a blue ring pop and a red ring pop to the priest*

IDNWJRWKEJIWI

*excitement*

WHO AHS THE RIBHGSS

ME RINGS

"BUTT FIRST"??

I HAVER THE RINGS I SWER

GR I WAS GOING TO EAT THEM

WHERE ARE THE BARBIE RINGS??

YOU PROBABLY WENT HAM ON LEOS ASS BUT ALR

DID YOU EAT THEM

HERE YA GO RINGS THEYR BEAUTIFUL

SOBBING

NP <3

barbie rings

WHAT IS HAPPENING

SORRY I WAS TYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAY I LOVE BALLS IN JAPANESE

PLEASE IM SOBBUNG

WHERE IS THE PIZZA ROLLS

did u giys make out yet

140+ COMMENTS HELP

IDK

SHUSHHH

ACCORDING TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE: 私はボールが好きです

SAY THE VOWS OR WHATEVE THREY CALLED

部屋に一人でいるときは、ボールをいじくりまわすことがよくあります。なぜかわからないのですが、現時点では気付かずにやっています。ただ横になっているか、机に座ってズボンに手を伸ばすだけです。私が覚えている限り、私は診断前でさえ、常にこれを行ってきました。 どういうわけかこれが悪いか根本的な問題であるかもしれないと私はちょうど心配しました、しかしそれが明らかに恥ずかしいので私の医者に尋ねたくありません 私がこれをするのは変ですか？他のボールを持っている人はこれをしますか？ 編集：まず第一に、あなたのコメントをありがとうみんな、それは私が変人ではなく、他の人がこれをしていることを見つけるのに本当に役立ちました。第二に、私が公共の場で誤ってボールに触れる可能性があることを懸念している人々に、私は決してそれを起こさせないことを明確にしたくありません。公の場では、私は非常に自己意識があり、ほとんどの場合、私の考えの90％は、私がどれほど愚かであるかなどについてです。ほとんどの場合、私は溶け込もうとしていて、そわそわしないようにしています。間違いなく0 編集2：このコメントセクションの正直さの量は、人類への私の信仰を回復しました

MAKE THAT 150+

NO 160+

I DID 😭😭

WHEEZES AND ****ING DIES

WELL SAY TI AGAIN

HWYHBUIYVGCFXRCYGVHBJ

EDCUSE ME?

IM LWAVING I CANT

ZEON DO U VOW TO DO LEO’S MAMA

WHEN DID I CHEAT MA'AM

PUT IN FADING BY WHATEVER HIS NAME IS YK THE O E

LEO DO U VOW TO DO ZEON’S MAMA

NODEN9IEF2IJ9GWRI9JGIJ9

MAKE EM

OK NOW U GUYS CAN DO UR VOWS

📸

KISSSS

GIMME A SCEC ILL SEND A REF

UHHHHH DIK

This is so chaotic

REF -->

UH OK

JDQCJVDQIRWGIRGWIWGR

DO U VOW TO COKE AND DIE RIGHT AFTER U GET MARRIED

PISs

IM MAKING A DRAWING OF IT SOON JUST NOT RN ATM CUZ I GOT 0 MOTIVATION

that said piss

I LOVE THIS

YES IT IS

KINKY

DID EVEYRINE JSUT DDDIAPEAR HELP

CG VHKBJNKML< WHAT

R WE DONE YET

leo would have the same done to him soo u guys ready to kiss oe nah

KISSSSSSSSSSSSS

why

KISS ALREADY DMAN YOU

DAMN**

this is a wedding grgr

YESSSSS

so cute 🥰

WOOOOO NOW CHOKE EACH OTHER

BAHAHAHAHA

Awww

NOW HAVE KIDS

HELP BAHAISISI

SHSUH

WE DONT TALK ABT THAT

WHAT, BRUNO?

WHAT R THE BABIES GONNA LOOK LIKE THO

NOOOO

JD IJEC

MEMEME

GOOD QUESTION ASK ZEON THAT TO TEST THAT THEORY OUT

ME

PIZZA ROLLS

ZEON WHAT WILL THE BABIES LOOOK LIKE

MEEE

LITTLE GOLDFINCH-MUTANT TURTLE BABIES EVERYWHERE

9JBRB8UEYB88HEBNU9

SO ACTIAL SHIT LIKE FECAL MATTER

HAVE 23 KIDS

I WANNA DRAWY THAT WAIT

SHUT

UP

ONG IKRR

SAME

GUYS BRB..

oK

IPBEPUGEUOGEGOOEU

WHY'D YOU DIE

MAKE ME

GRGRGRRGRRRRR

MEET YOUR SON

Did some everyone leave the wedding?

LMFAO

GOOD

hello am I late

YOU PROBABLY LAID AN EGG LMAO

YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW

am I late I think I’m late

Your not late, your just in time for more madness

is this pizza palace

GRRRRRRAAAA

I’d like one large cheese pizza

YES. AN EGG

hello

I’d like a large cheese pizza

THERES MORE

is this pizza palace

IG LLOL

YALL HAVE 23 KIDS

okay then I’d like one large cheese pizza

LEO LAID AN EGG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

is this pizza palace?

THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN

I drew a "baby"

hello?

HSNSJSNJDNSKDKE

wtf r yall talking abt this is the baby http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C2qw5amTwX0/UG83mkaZX4I/AAAAAAAAAqo/zxjKuEQrSO4/s1600/GreenBabyFelicia.jpg

IS THIS PIZZA PALACE?

IM DECEASED

oh yea ur right

I ****IGN CANT HELP

DFCGHBUJJINOKPL WHAT

THIS IS NOT A PIZZA PALACE

PLEASE IS THIS PIZZA PALACE

PLEASE LOOK

SJSJHSHSHSVDVG

IS IT PIZZA CASTLE?

NO THIS IS PATRICK

ITS OK

NO

LOOK 🔫

THIS IS A WEDDING

ITS 10:37 AT NIGHT PLEASE

PARDON ME BOY, IS THIS THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO?

CRAP THE CHILDREN ARE HUNGRY WHERE ARE THE PIZZA ROLLS

ITS NOT EVEN BAD IS WEAR

*dabs in 7:38 pm*

DO U GOT CHOCOLATE MILK

dabs in 12:39pm

THE WHAT

HRWRHRHHRQRB1

😈😈😈

CFVGBHJNKML

THE WHAT MILK

SKSJSKAKAJ

You have been blessed

I LOVE HOW THIS HAS 21 LIKES MEANING 22 PEOPLE SHOWED UP HERE

THIS IS A WEDDING, NOT CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO

21*

ZEON THE CHILDREN THEY'RE HUNGRY IDK WHAT TO DO 😭😭

BOY YOU CANT GIVE ME A SHINE

FEED THEM PIZZA ROLLS

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

FEED YOUR CHILDREN BACON

IS THIS THE GI JIVE

PIZZA ROLLS WITH BACON SPRINKLES

MAN ALIVE

LETS SEE WHOTBHE SURVIVOR OUT OF 23 KIDS IS

Chucks pizza rolls at everyone

IT STARTS WITH THE BUGLER BLOWIN’ REVEILLE OVER YOUR BED

LMAO

nooo a captcha

HOLY CRAP THIS IS SERIOUS CAN SOMEONE START A HUNGER GAMES GENERATOR THING FOR THE CHILDREN

WHEN YOU ARIVE

JACK, THATS THE GI JIVE

WAHT

crap gtg

IM CRYINF ACTIAL TEARS

PIZZA ROLLS FOR EVERYONE

YAY

OHH YEAHH LMAO

ALR HAVE ANOTHER CHILD

0INDBPJDBI9EHU99UHE

HAHAHHAHAA

GGEGGEFFGWWG

this isn’t pizza palace, pizza castle, or the Chattanooga Choo Choo so it must be the GI jive

good alternative

DAMN

LMFAO ALR

LEO IS PROBABLY WATCHING THIS UNFOLD WHILE EATING BUTTERED POPCORN

who wants pennies

NO CUZ HE WOULD TOO

I have over 3 dollars worth of pennies

do you want some

GIVE ME

Give me ur money

I don’t even need half of them

here everyone take 50 pennies

one of them is silver tell me who gets that one

OJBEUVDVUISIBU9

yes silver pennies exist

Me

I GET IT

correct

it isn’t rare though

it just looks rare

AAAAA

AAAAA

WB ALSO LOOK ON POPULAR LMAO

OK

YES

JFBDIDHSJDISI

HGKSDGJ

WHAT LAMO

WHAT IS GOING OM

HUH

ENETERAINMENT

SNUGLLE??

I still want a large cheese pizza

HOW HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON FOR AN HOUR

HOW MANY PPL R HERE??

About 20+ people atended

yeah but I’m still waiting for a large cheese pizza with nothing on it

where is pizza palace

Order Cancelled

PUXEU9EXI0DCW0IWVDI0DVWI

UR PIZZA IS HERE

https://ibb.co/ngjh7pC

I ORDERED FROM PIZZA PALACE NOT SOME GUY FROM NEW YORK NAMED MIKE

Lol

IDC ITS PIZZA

PIZZA IS PIZZA

PIZZA IS YUM

IF YOU SAY PIZZA IS YUCK *RELOADS GUN CUTELY*

Where r u going

WAIT WHICH CHILDREN WON

U GOTTA NAME THEM

WHAT'D I MISS?

alot

448 COMMENTS

NAME THE BETHANY AND JOE

THEM

jesus christ this is chaos (as usual)

OK

KCRJFVSJWFVJG

Lilly and Peter?

man what kinda ****in names are those

brug, i feel bad for your future children

THEYR NAMES STOP JUDGING THEM 😡🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

LMAO

what name from Mario?

Bc

because, i'm your great friend

ohhhhh, ight

MEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM IN!

Sick!!

Where’s the snacks 🙄

koJHD BAHAHAHA

yuh

wait wait is that a ninja

u may kiss the bride

ok time to steal all the food/soda and go -speeds away from wedding-

omg 🥺🥺 we think so alike .. maybe WE should be the ones getting married …. /jjjj

no i swear i am not sus !!!! i am .. i am ….. i am .. not ….

betrayal. blatant favoritism tbh .. how could u …

0.o

it's never late for me

Also because they said i was cheating in my lover w a fictional character** Hrhgrgrgrg 👁

im just gonna make a bunch of lazy sketches haha