Plz

yOUr CRuSh Likes you

I lost my way to the bloosh store, wanna come with me?

[Sends hentai/yaoi/yuri link]. Blush or I'll call you a fuggin nub Yeaawh Boaih

*puts hentai in your face*

I love u sooo muchh (kissies)

your gf loves you alot :|

You are rotten, you are crummy, nasty, smelly, and a dummy, you are absolutely awful, and your breath should be unlawful. You are ugly, you are simple, and your brain is like a pimple, you should soak your head in brine..... Won't you be my valentine? (Source: A Valentine for my Best Friend, from It's Valentines Day by Jack Prelutski)