Im inhaling water

>:0 how dare you inhale my ancestors

inhaling fire

Hah

inhales plague cookies

-inhales knifes-

I hope you choke on those knives

-inhales oxygen-

hghghghgh

I dont eat nor kiss them w

[hphphphphphphphphphpghghghghgh

Ph for pharmacy

*inhales carbon dioxide*

bccccczxd

Let's just rp already

APHPPHDOFGDRGFOOYHOHOHOHOHHOOFGOFBOOBOBOBOOOOOOOOOBOHFGOHJOFGHOONOBONONOJGKFDHWA

inhales muffins

oh ok then.

K

eh

And 999

ye

166 come here

166:what

D B

dummy bhicc

166:no im reading the bible

(setting where)

-draws creeper in corner- Ay cReEpEr aW mAn

(aw man)

ftujtgyik)

:Include hugging cell:

:(

-Draws minecraft- s t e v

*insert tapping on the glass*

-turns on front of cell looking at everyone especially class D-

*draws jeff the killer*

this cell sucks

166: *walks in* whats going on

aigh)

*tappy tap tap*

:Muahing cell:

aigh right)

-sings creeper aw man quietly-

shh)

-t i r e d

When will it b time to get out of this place?

Guard: Sipping Tea:

*takes the form of the guard and t a p p i n g b a c c*

I'd never want to leave my baby cell uwu

166:*hides from guard*

w

.... a g h

:Huggi wuggies cell :

-Taps on glass- h e y g u a r d

166: he cant see me or he will will

-quickly looks at the guard-

*punches the glass*

(wtf how do you hug a cell)

H U G I T)

805:i know what he will do jeez just go read ur bible

( u

(hhh)

: y o u s u c k

mMUUuahHH

Jxxixoxocjccjix -draws emojis in corner-

thats why the guards suck

Guard: Eating cake

guard:wth are thay doing

Guard: screaming in russian

Guard: Eating cookies

(heck yes)

-Notice broken glass-

The glass is ****ing broken

166: may i have some cookies sir

(oh god)

(W

:include biting cells:

Guard: "Get your own cookies."

*She'd slip through the cracked glass (because she's water n' shit)*

054 escaped oododfidodxxpcpkcxjx

Guard: a

(ssssh)

w 054 escaped

166: have u even looed me up n ur conputer or phone

-tries to open cell-

*looked

*she'd pass a bunch of cells looking for 049*

:He'd stop biting the cell , trying to open the door: It tAsTES LiKE SHIT

Guard: R E E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET BACK HERE *****

Guard: Sliding open class D's door:

*she'd pause in front of 049's cell* Well hello there-

166:*slips though bars to *

-Tries to open cell door- sMeLlS LiKe SHIT

Osht the guards-

-the cell door opens-

166: *holds cross* pls help me lord

-opens cell door- yAy iM fReE

Erm, know where the keys are?

y a y

(h ow d o y o u o p e n a lock e d d o o r y o u f o o l s)

because the Guards are dumbasses

Using something like uhhhh))

:Include walking out: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dICkS

cries

166: i look like a human and 805 touched the door and it turned to wood

Guard: "oh shit

*blah blah time skip grabs keys opens 049's cell*

-sneaks behind guards back, finding the keys-

Nvm)))

Guard: >:ooooooooo

:Include walking around:

-walks near other cells-

Cmonletsgotheguardsarecoming-

Kk

YeS

Guard: "eh ima go to the back."

kk

letsgo

-grabs a knife from pocket just if any bad things or disturbs were in our path-

-follows-

Guards: >:0 where are the Scps?

if a male human looks at me i swear to god

-Follows-

166 ur fine

:Include following:

letsago bois

jokes on you CD is not a scp ))

-finds a door out-

We found the door!

yay

Oof))

(It's true, cd's a h u m a n)

166:no im not i can where clothes because im alergic to all fabric and human men that look at me say im hot its gross

YAaY

-inhales a piece of leftover cake that a Guard left in her cell-

But the door is locked hdjdjdixifkcici -uses knife to try get out the lock-

yAy

805:thats sad

Yall so fast at typing reee))

*166 and 508 runs*

-goes out-

gUARD: >:0000000000 im pissed off now

*805*

yall so fast at typing))

166:eek man

-Goes out the door to heaven-

166:wow who new he prayed

-Runs out like naruto- F R E E D O M B I T C H

:Running out:

166: amen

-runs out-

(xd)

(your an athiest)

166:805 lets goooooooooooooo

y a y

805:okkkkkkk but make sure no men see u

i hope I find some hoomans

wait no I regret that I will get caught

Uhhh so where we are going

*166 and 805 run*

Where are we going?

166:191s place

We need a ****ing van

i guess

o l d t o w n r o a d? (^"^)

166:eek a man

OH i have a van!

(no)

166:054 help meeeeee

Man: "A H H H F U C K ************"

EVERYONE HIPPITY HOPPITY IN THE VAN

-takes first seat-

oke

HA

its mah van tho ;W;

166: nuu i dont whana ****

Ik

I will touch u then

let me sit >:C

(hey wait it's my van)

166:*hopes in van with 805*

But the first seat is behind drivers seat w

(wait no its nacho van)

805:god why are there men evrywere

oh ok

-Jumps in drivers seat-

*pushes 1903* I WANT SHOTGUN

I have shotgun

NO -pushes 054 back-

(what no first seat IS ths driver's seat)

here...(It was my only shotgun)

****

166: i call back

E)

166:eek a man

Guys, you probably don't know how to driiiiiive--

*epically punches 1903* THIS IS MY SEAT!!

-sits on second seat- WELL THEN

LETS DRIVE LIKE SANIC THEN

-d r i v e- C A N T C A T C H U S.

*sits in the f r o n t s e a t* Wait where'd the van come from??

WAIT 407 YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE

I learned how to drive tho.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

W h e n ?

whatever lets just take route 66 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

****

GET IT ALREADY

(btw I learned it when I was 17)

166:just hide me from men :(

Mom: "um.."

(look Noka drew t-c as a furry wth)

Person: -calls the lab about that the SCPs are in a van-

(wtf lmao)

Maybe, we should let cd driivveee

:He'd push them all in, getting in the drivers seat:

166: i dont have a mom

Y E S

-van crashes-

Don't pUsH mE

166: whats happen ing

BUCKLE UP

:He'd speed off:

166:ok

*vroom vroom intensifies*

166: wait ur a man eek

(I like how long it took to get a couple of scp's in a van)

:He'd do a sharp turn, almost making the van crash:

yes)

*pats 166* It's okay, he's driving he can't see you

:he'd reach the city:

oh

166: well i hoped right in and 805

city jailbreak aHAh

(my phone almost broke oh god)

Omge

166: nooooooo men are evry where

:He'd stop at a kind of apartment : Get out. Stay down, don't let anyone see you

WHY ARE WE IN THE CITY :panic:

To hide. They don't know where I live

805: its fine iv got this

-gets outta van and puts on a black hoodie-

WAIT IM IN DA BACK SEAT?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:He'd get out:

E

166: i will destract them

:He'd run upstairs to the highest apartment :

oke lets get out. -Puts on raincoat and gloves-

*goes to the back of the van* Shshhs guys s t a y d o w n

166: but i can where clothes

A P A R T M E N T T I M E

*cant*

SHUTUPANDSTAYPUT

-follows Class D-

wait ok Ill stay in the backseat.

NOT APARTMENT TIME

Careful.

166 and 805: whatever *hoppe out*

Wait reeee -goes down to the scps and waits-

:He'd unlock the door:

166: nooooo men are evrywhere

*epically shape shifts into p u d d l e* I'm safe now

GET IN THE APARTMENT XDGJNM BJ,BJ,J

Man: T H O M A S T H E T A N K T R A I N Also Man: "I found you :)))"

oh shit lets-

*runs in with 805*

fYUCK

Man: "i f o u n d u"

-runs up to the apartments-

Oops not s at end))

*runs to apartments or whatever*

-Follows 1903-

(stupid autocorrect)

Man: "Where did those little ****s go?" "wELL ok."

Yall go to the apartment

Hide somewhere

oke

lets hide somewhere.

*insert pushing 049* tOo bAd

*hides in a water bottle xd*

166:man

(oop he did an oopsie)

SHIT

805:*holds water bottel*

gEt uP

-hides in a very dark place-

oops

166: hellllp meeee theres a mannnnnnn

*waves to 805* Hello

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bDFa_K9PDUA

He b screaming like that

805:hi *punches man*

166: thank u 805

166:any way how will 805 hide from the guards

Dammit its like 300 comments now long rp))

Man: >:00 -Dies from Plague-

ok well)

166 GET HERE TOESDP[GHLSDPRYHETUJH

*Happy Noises*

I have plague power yee

(xddddd)

Ack

e

ack

(aahahahahahha)

166: what

Jxjxcicciccjccj)

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

C L A S S D is hooman

guard: i found them

-Uses plague cookies to kill ppl- Mabye these could work on the guards!

166: eekkkkkkkkk

Here have a cookie!

166:man

t a k e i t g u a r d.

-tf horses come outta nowhere-

dont warry -uses cookie to trick man into dying-

WHaT iS happenniiiiiiiiiiiiinNNNGGGGggg :sobbing sounds:

805: thats relly offensive

e

166: this man thats crying is he human

Jfiddiidixjxisoxox

Im sO coNFuiISEEEEED :Sob sob:

-pats class d-

*casually sits inside of a bottle watching all this shit go down*

166: is he human or not

DR YHDTGJE YYYYYYYWHYJGJFT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i DoNt GeT IiiITTT

-someone comes and knocks on apartment-

aaaa

Person: wtf is happening here?

my ****ing cookies

166:umm a mans asking for my number what do i do

****

Person: -opens door-

im going back to my room. wait a h person

GUYS STAY HIDDEN :He'd open the door:

U H its okay

Person: OH NO THERE ALL SCPS I CALL THE LAB

NO ****

166: eek a man

Person: -calls lab- HELLO THERE THEARE SCPS ARE AT A APARTMENT

166: pls im to young to have sex

805: wth

sex

-guards from lab drives van into the city and apartment-

oh shit no *inhales person*

****************AD[PG[DRYGHDRFHDHB

805: ur 18

its too late ****

Guards: FBI OPEN UP

(hHhHh)

166: whats with men comeing in here

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsdgy dfh

Guards: -catches every scp even class d and throws them in van-

Guard: shit my tea

hh

Guards: -drive to lab-

my ****ing cookies *idea*

Guard: -puts them all in cells-

Hey Guard you want a cookie?

SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEE

166: sooooooo can we go live with creepypastas or something

(this rp is chaotic)

****

Guard: no thanks

no one notices scp-805 lmao

EEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE

:Include sobbing:

eeeee

(I do >:0)

166::T

Class d you have your lovely cells tho

TwT

166: wait shes not in here

-haugs cell for comfort- well, atleast I HAVE A STOLEN NOTEBOOK.

805: *sneek behind guard*

WE FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEDDDDDDDDDDDD

caps aw no

805: *touches guard so he turns to wood*

-hugs tell tightly-

805: *grabs keys*

-turns ears down-

(I need a new cell anyways the glass is still broken)

805: *unlocks all cells*

SHUT UP

*insert angry screaming*

*Insert happy screaming*

805: thay forgot me wow i just acted like i was a statue

Im not immature i like my cell.

-kisses the cell-

166: the guard whants to fook me help

now mind your own business.

hello

:sOBbing in corner :

Scp-173 wth

-ear slaps the cell-

Ree

1903 oh shit are you ok?

(Scp-173 was the first scp i seena when i didnt know more scps exist and aboutmore scp)

166: 173 help meeeee now

I just hate cells reee

I think we should stop the rp now?

Maybe))

ok))

191: hoi

ok

mabye we could aggie))

im bc

oh hoi