Yeah you did it, very nice, and all it took Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood Now you're at number 1, hope you did nothing wrong

I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, ya I'm certain that you haven't had collusion with the mafia For legal reasons that's a joke, for legal reasons that's a joke For serious Indian mafia please don't kill me that's a joke

Ay congratulations, it's a celebration Party all day, I know you've been waitin' Ay congratulations, it's a celebration I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazin'

I got a letter in the post Hmm, what is this? T-Series saying cease and desist Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation but

India, got YouTube figured out, that's sick son How about next you figure how to fix the caste system (Oof) Maybe all those ads can solve your crippling poverty But looking at T-Series past I'm guessing not probably But never mind the poor people, we just here to party Just here to pop some bottles with the 9 year old army Non alcoholic cause I had a real problem But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze