like i can put a 2100's ish spin on pirate ships and buildings and architecture. what the **** am i supposed to do with clothes and how am i supposed to cope with typical pirate clothes and hot pink booty shorts with "met god" written on the ass both being in cafe's wardrobe and just generally existing at the same time

cafe wears a soft uwu enby sweater with some vaguely cool quote or word written in japanese on the sleeves one minute and then whatever a hybrid of space alien and pirate would look like in clothing the next. there is no in between

dont do this to me

yeah but shut up that was accidental

dont encourage cafe to walk around naked that always ends badly