I’ve been arrested for multiple crimes LOL

I FARTED AND A POOPY ALMOST CAME OUT

My Asian brother chonglingling dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died

Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy, you don’t have to do this all, just what you want out of it