You’re a piece of shit. And when I say you’re a piece of shit, I’m not talking about your run-of-the-mill weak ass cat shit or something mild like that. No. I’m talking about a specific type of shit. You know how in Jurassic Park when that blonde lady goes elbows-deep into a pile of triceratops manure? That’s you. You are a steaming pile of fresh, pungent, mushy triceratops dung. You have the consistency of the bottom of a lake. And this particular lake was used as a dump site for radioactive waste. You also have the scent of an underground sewage pipe where skunks live, eat ****loads of rotten eggs, spray each other, die, and slowly decompose. You give me the same pain as I would get whilst shitting with indigestion, ulcerative colitis, chronic pancreatitis, and cystic fibrosis all at the same time. I didn’t think it was possible, but you’re such a piece of damn FECES that you somehow give me diarrhea and constipation at the same time. Congratulations. You’ve reached a level of pure human shittiness unachiev