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koiPOP[OP]
19.07.2021 18:35
LinkImportant life lessons with Kai
koiPOP[OP]
19.07.2021 18:37
LinkWelcome class. Today we will learn how to get rid of scary things chasing you. Scary things like uh h uhhhh bigfoot or some shit like that.
Now remember kids, when something like that is chasing you, make the most obnoxious moaning you can and hope that it is weirded out enough that it doesn't want any part of you anymore. If that doesnt work, just scream so loud you rip your ****ing vocal cords. And then eat the thing chasing you. This backup plan is foolproof.
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