I get rid of the emojis tho..

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

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I hate this one but uh here I go

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

I can no longer😳 resist the pizza🥵😩. I open the box💯💯💯 and unzip my pants 👖with my other hand👊. As I penetrate the gooey cheese😪

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

Oh my god sharen you did not just say 🗣 my son was booty licious, I will hop on 🔛 your 👉 dick 🍆 and teach 🏫🏫 you who 💁 is 🈶 boss you hear 👂👂 me ***** 🍑🍑🍑 his daddy 😜💖💦 is 🈶 a marine and I will kick 🛴🛴 your 👉 ass 🍑 you hoe 🍑 bruh now go and get 🉐🉐 your 👉 child 👶👶👶 vaccinated because you are a bad 📉📉 mom 👪👪👪 bye ***** 🍑🍑🍑 I have 🈶🈶🈶 to go look 👁👁 at my big letter ✉️ minion memes 🔥🔥🔥

he is 🈶 so good 👌👍🏾 at bed 🛌🛌🛌 like 😄 for real he is 🈶 my number one 1️⃣ big daddy 😜💖💦 10/10 would ride him like 😄 a lawn 🌱🌱 mower at five 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣ a.m. augh he makes me quiver when ⏰ he says, baby 👶👶 it's pizza 🍕🍕🍕 time ⌚ honey 🐝

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