Turkey throw down
I got bored :p
Brandon Lee - The Crow
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rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:00
LinkSadly, my down doesn't bow 😔
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:03
Linkw
what
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:04
LinkPlay on words 😑
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:04
Linksobbing I am struggling to comprehend what you just said
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:05
LinkBow down
My down
Doesn't
Bow
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:05
LinkI know I got that part it's just I'm tired and confused
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:06
LinkAh. Fair enough
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:14
Linkyes
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:18
Link🤔
Why do I have to bow down anyways?
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:18
LinkBecause the moment you enter her realm, she controls your daily life and plays as your queen
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:20
LinkYa know... I'd like to think her calling me mortal was meant to be a derogatory term
But that's honestly the nicest thing someone's called me in a while!
Kidding, kidding
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:23
Linkpfffft
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:25
Link🤔
What can a mortal like me do for fun around here? If... Fun is even even a thing here 😌
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:26
LinkHmm, you can battle other players/mortals and test your luck to see if you get deleted or not
you can go down to the cafe and hang out with your non-existent friends
or you can just roam around the town
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:30
LinkSo... I can murder people free of charge? 🤨
Sounds
Eh
Interesting
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:30
LinkYeah basically, we're always getting new people here anyways so it's no worries, they come either willingly or they are forced
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:32
LinkSo this is like.... Some sort of gladiator arena? Do people go and watch these battles?
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:33
Linknobody watches them, no
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:34
LinkHmm... I don't mean to question your rules and whatnot, but... That seems a bit boring :/
Nobody gets to enjoy it!
Unless you're a masochist-
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:36
LinkMasochists and sadists get enjoyment I guess, but it's not like you have to hurt other people, it's either you kill others, kill yourself, or you serve the queen
choose which one
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:36
Link🤔
Do you get paid for any of those?
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:37
LinkYou get paid for serving the queen, but very little money
if you kill others, you can steal their currency
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:40
LinkWell now that's just bad. In order to get currency, someone would have had to get that very little from working for
Your
Majesty
And assuming they aren't just built different and haven't stolen the currency of thousands of other people, I'd only be getting a little bit of money from each person. I've neither the time or the patience for that 😔
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:41
LinkWelcome to modern society! It sucks! And you have to do whatever Her Majesty orders you to!
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:42
LinkOr I could just... Go rogue 😌
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:44
LinkYes, you could
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:44
Linkbut she'd kill you
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:44
Linkand then you'd be deleted
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:44
LinkMmm... I like that idea
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 15:44
Linkalright!
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:45
LinkWait a minute
Not those other parts lmao
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 15:46
Link🤔 but... To be fair, she'd have to catch me first
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:02
Linkshe'd easily catch you
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:02
Linklol
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:03
Link🤷♂️ can't know for sure until it comes to that
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:04
Linkshe controls the realm wh
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:06
LinkWell, yeah, but
She can't
Make the realm chase me down
That'd be kinda weird
Unless she can! Then I'd say
Op. Nerf
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:06
LinkShe can LOL
She's been bending and warping this world for years and years, she IS god
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:08
Link🤔 okay, but what if
Hypothetically
I were to bring in something from out of this realm?
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:10
LinkYou can't leave, once your in there's no way to escape
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:10
Linkyou're*
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:10
Linkdies
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:13
LinkWho said I was leaving? 🤨
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:14
Linkwell how would you get out of the realm?
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:15
LinkI wouldn't need to
Because
Who said I didn't already bring that hypothetical item with me? :)
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:16
Linkshe can delete it, it's easy enough for her to search through your items and delete anything she doesn't like to see
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:17
Link🙄 bah, she obviously didn't see this cus I still got it
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:18
Linkand now it's been deleted, check to see if it's still there! (hint, it's not there)
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:18
LinkBruh
Not my pineapple pants 😩
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:20
Linkshe didn't like them, too bad
she doesn't like pineapples man
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:24
LinkWell they weren't REAL pineapples! They were just the design!
Well poop. Goodbye pineapple pants, my pride and joy. You will be missed
Welp. Are there any other forbidden fruits I should be aware of?
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:24
LinkThe list of forbidden fruits, all of them excluding cherries
she likes cherries
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:25
LinkNo apples!? H o w !?
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:27
LinkShe doesn't like apples
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:34
LinkWow. That's surprising
Never met anyone who doesn't like apples
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:35
Linkwell, I exist so yeah hi hello, I don't like apples that's one person you know now
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:35
Linkw O w I e
tHaT's NeAt
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:37
LinkPleasure to meet you person that doesn't like apples
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:39
LinkB)
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:39
LinkApples make me feel sick
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 16:43
LinkOh. wElP, that's a good reason not to like apples
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 16:52
Linklol
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 17:00
LinkH m . Welp, since I didn't ask before
You mentioned working for yOuR mAjEsTy. What's that like? What's the job itself like, I mean
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 17:04
Linkwell, first you act as a janitor, and clean her kingdom
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 17:04
Linkyou can defend her, and be a knight
Vo1danc3-01[OP]
26.04.2022 17:05
Linkor you can work on her garden where she grows plenty of cherries and other things
rpOOFERZ23
26.04.2022 17:10
LinkOh. Pay might not be good but it all still sounds cool
Vas: Dumme dødelige nei fordi jeg ikke vil, og selv om jeg gjorde det ville det ikke være fordi jeg ville det var også fordi jeg ble tvunget til det =)