because my gerd attack lasted like almost 20 hours yesterday can you imagine how much stomach acid was getting in my lungs

clearly a lot because i can barely breathe

imagine if my gerd gives me asthma id rather die

its 1am i need to sleep but it hurts so bad to lay down

can this kill me its just getting worse

why are people just casually posting about cheating on their partner dawg

straight people am i right

also if i see one more lesbian who shaves omg only men would care about body hair why are you shaving

body hair isnt gross or unhygienic youre just brainwashed

youre lesbian but you still wanna be smooth and petite for men

girl okay

i thought only bulimics got gerd why do i have to suffer too

i literally have done nothing to deserve this

is this what i get for making fun of people with gerd years ago

also i hate when people act like having body hair is actually unhygienic if you shower and stay clean no bacteria can fester just say you dont shower

nothing good has come from straight people

for some reason my sex repulsion only triggers when i see straight people talking about sex or doing shit like if its a gay people i dont care

if its a gay people

my days consist entirely of watching caseoh and balarke ill only watch other people if neither of them have uploaded

balarke my goat ive been watching him since 80k now hes at like a million or something

gerd is chronic im gonna have to deal with this my whole life

i really need actual medication because my gerd is so severe but my family broke and im unable to get a job due to living in the middle of nowhere

i always thought my mom never gave me a middle name because when i was born i was literally 3 seconds from dying but its just because she was lazy

all my siblings got multiple middle names

i got to choose mine myself its my online name now olive

i chose it when i was like 7 because i really liked olives

i dont consider my first name to be my deadname i still like it

its not that feminine to me

i couldve been named jessica

do you think i could make my legal middle name gooch that goes so hard

performative misandrists are so crazy no way youre bi with a bf talking about how you hate men

and their bf is always the worst person on earth like he checks all the bigotry boxes

or straight with a bf i dont know why so many straight women love to talk about how much they hate men when they are with a man

why do so many bi girls lie about being lesbian just to get with a man like a month later what is actually the point just be comfortable in your sexuality dawg

i saw this pan person on here immediately start identifying as lesbian as soon as their partner came out as a trans girl its not like your attraction to men just went away and they have a boyfriend now

also just because youre dating a girl doesnt mean youre lesbian

i see it so often girls will switch to lesbian as soon as they get a gf or theyre single and then they get with a man and go back to being bi what was the point

theres no shame in being bi why lie about it

its just gonna be embarrassing when you get with a man and have to switch your sexuality back to bi again

like why do you identify as bi when youre with a man but lesbian when youre with a girl wouldnt being with a man make you straight by your logic

dont make no sense

lord let me sleep tonight i cant do another gerd attach tomorrow

ATTACK

gerd attach

i love my bi queens out there but holy shit stop lying about being lesbian for two seconds

genuinely giving me trust issues cause i see it so often and now whenever i see a lesbian i automatically assume theyre lying

lowkey funny seeing the same people who say he/him lesbians are just men at that point glazing my sibling who is a he/him lesboy because his art is good just pick a side

imagine vagueposting about someone using an account that person gave you girl remember your roots

at least make it less obvious next time

i know you guys arent friends anymore but we’re all adults here

moms love to exploit their daughters on instagram why do you have your 3 year old modelling yep thats safe definitely not a breeding ground for unsavoury characters

or sons too i see grown ass women in the comments of just videos of parents with their sons and its all women being like wow hes gonna be so fine when he grows up wow hes gonna be such a good husband when he grows up can we not the kid is 1 year old

i said women twice

its 3am i really gotta sleep but it hurts

he is not handsome he is 1 year old

okay im getting off i cant breathe dude

this sucks

why is garlic the best thing ever invented this is why i have gerd

both of my favourite dishes have insurmountable amounts of garlic in them