Present mic: otay

Aizawa: um...the child....what the hell....

Present mic: she says she’s fine most of the time

Aizawa: o-ok

Aizawa: get up!

Present mic: otay otay

Aizawa:...

Present mic: did you buy the iuds clothes for the wedding?! Aizawa: duh

Aizawa: u sure the kid is ok?!

Present mic: Juneifer are you ok!?

Aizawa: .... Present mic: aaaahh what do you do when kids get sick!!!!!!????

Aizawa: I-I DONT KNOW

Aizawa: *ACCIDENTALLY touches goop* oowwwwww I think it’s part of your quirk!

Present mic: an acid quirk? Woah that’s dangerous

Present mic: for other people obviously

Aizawa: well we have to get ready we both woke up late

Aizawa: kids were getting ready *gets the kids ready in cute little formal clothes for kids*

Present mic: let’s go it’s 12:00 PM

*they get in the car and their wedding is at a reserved coffe shop-ish place*

Present mic: yey

Aizawa: *grabs dina* it’s ok I don’t want u to drop her

Present mic: *kicks open door*

Lol idk why))

Present mic: *weird meme face*

Aizawa: *rolls eyes* well we’re here, as you can- WHY IS THE WHILE CLASS HERE?

Present mic: I may or may not have invited them

The whole class: hi mr Aizawa!!

Aizawa: okay I guess hi

Aizawa: say hi juneifer

Aizawa: ok I understand

Aizawa: well let’s get some food from that one catering stand over there

Present mic: otay

*they go to the catering stand and eat for god sake*

Aizawa: juneifer, why aren’t u eating?

Aizawa: is it ur quirk thing again?

Aizawa: yes?

Aizawa: don’t cry

Aizawa: it’s ok

Aizawa: it’s ok, it’s ok I’ll erase ur quirk and u try to eat we’ll see if that’s what it is

Aizawa: why?

Aizawa: it’ll be ok I promise

Aizawa: it’s ok, it’s ok *hugs*

Aizawa: I what’s wrong?

Aizawa: no no it’s ok

Aizawa: cheer up its time for the ceremony

Present mic: high school me is internally screaming with happiness

Aizawa: yeah and high school me is internally screaming with help meeee *laughs*

Present mic: *laughs* well it’s time for the ceremony regardless of wether or not high school you wants it

Aizawa: 😆

Aizawa: you wouldn’t get it

Present mic : well it’s time for the ceremony

Uraraka: *skips down the aisle throwing flowers everywhere cuz she the flower girl obviously*

Aizawa: who hired Uraraka was the flower girl?

Present mic: who do u think?

Present mic: don’t eat the flowers, Dina!

Present mic: *takes flower away from her*

Present mic: *gives her baby bottle*

Priest: you may now kiss the groom

Aizawa: *le kiss present mic, obviously*

Class 1-A: *cheering*

Priest: I now pronounce you husband and other husband

Present mic: Yay

Present mic: * pukes all over Aizawa, yes LEGIT PUKED all over Aizawa

Aizawa: ...

Present mic: *nervous laughing*

Present mic: *runs to bathroom cuz idk why not*

Aizawa: *left standing there in front of all his students, covered in puke*

Aizawa: um....

Aizawa: the one nice price of clothing I get

Aizawa: *goes to bathroom to clean up cuz ya know, he’s covered in throw up*

Mina, the student: aww it’s the teachers baby *picks her up*

Mina: awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Mina: aw she’s actually looking at me!

Mina: aawwwwwwwwwwww she smiled at me! Eeeeeeeee

Meanwhile...

Aizawa: ‘zashi, it’s fine it’s not that big a deal I mean maybe you threw up a little but still it’s your wedding! Enjoy it!

Present mic: ...

Present mic: *le kiss Aizawa* Aizawa; you still smell like puke

Present mic: I am strongly aware of that

Aizawa: welp, we are both coming out of the bathroom *attempts to drag present mic out by his hand* ughh ur so heavy hizashi

Present mic: no! Aizawa: why? Present mic: they’ll make fun of me! Aizawa: oh cmon, it’s not fourth grade again!

Present mic: fine! *they leave to see juneifer glitching*

Aizawa: what about juneifer medicine! Present mic: I brought that *pulls it out of pocket randomly*

Present mic: *gives juneifer her medicine*

Present mic: *pats her back*

Aizawa: um.....

Present mic: I forgot I was their English teacher Aizawa: oof

Aizawa: *awkward silence between him and class 1-A

Aizawa: where’s Dina?

Mina: *hold up Dina like in the lion king*

Present mic: AAAAAHH SEFENYAAAA AAMILEESHIALLIIII (lion king song lyrics)

Aizawa: *facepalms*

Aizawa: well the wedding has concluded I don’t want to be standing in public covered in throw up

Mina:aww she’s so good at crawling

Mina: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Mina: awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Present mic: Awwwwwwww she took her first steps at our wedding how cuteeeeee *picks her up*

Present mic: well we best get going

Aizawa: yesss please

Aizawa: juneifer, we have to! I don’t wanna be sitting around here covered in bark and ur other dad is still sick. We definitely should go

*barf

*they are now at home*

Aizawa; I am changing my clothes from being covered in puke

Present mic: yeah me too *changes into his CIVILIAN clothes muahahaha* (remember the ugly neck civilian clothes hailee)

Muahahahahahaha))

Loud gay giraffe man))

Change that man to “girl” and that’s the recipe of how I exsist))

Present mic: sorry for throwing up everywhere at our wedding, sho

Aizawa: it’s fine just don’t eat so much Korean BBQ next time

Present mic: kids we are going to the aquarium

Aizawa: wtf no were no ur sick, obviously

Present mic: ok juneifer actually we’re not

Present mic: well I’m taking a nap Aizawa: me too

Present mic: *sleeptalking* Go HuMp A wALl MiDnIgHt hes MIIINNEEE

Ok)

present mic: *sleep talks* pUrPle MaShEd PoTaToeS

present mic: *sleep talks* I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT PORPLE MASHED POTATAOOOOOS

Aizawa: *sleep talks* shut up allmight you teach this class im taking a nap

present mic: nU vEgEtAbLeS MOOOOOOOMMMMMM

present mic: *sleep talking still* in the beninging

aizawa: *WAKES UP*

present mic: *sleep talking* UwU yes mom ill be a good kid at school but nooooo

aizawa: wtf why is juneifer in our room?

aizawa: oh no

aizawa: *checks temperature* yeah you have a fever. a really high one, too.

aizawa: go lay in bed as of right now I guess

aizawa: do you need anything? cuz im going back to bed

aizawa: *overprotective dad mode 100%* you sure? do feel nauseous?

aizawa: well the bathrooms over there don't puke all over the sheets their the last set I have left