naya: *TRIES TO ****ING ENJOY SOME PEACE AND QUIET WHEN AN ANNOYING KID NAMED DEKU WALKS UP TO HER*

YES IM ROPING BNHA INTO THIS IM OBSESSED ITS ALL I THINK ABOUT I NEED HELP)))

DEKU: hi how are you BLAH BLAH BLAH POTTY JOKES, BLAH BLAH BLAH,

naya: ...

deku: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH blah bLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

*IT HITS DEKU*

DEKU: BOX OF CRAYONS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

naya: *pulls out knife* deku: *panicked and scared*

deku: d-dont hurt me

deku: *yells for teacher*

naya:*stabs deku in chest*

teachers: O_o

btw this is how mha came to be with toga and deku so naya is changing name to toga and the teacher is aizawa just a heads up))

teacher: *calls an ambulance*

UwU))

*paremedics loud deku in an ambulance to the hospital, and to the mental hospital goes toga*

aizawa: be standing there like: wtf did I just witness * drops everything*

aizawa: OH SHIT MAH COFFEE

little tiny bakugo: lol

tiny Todoroki: *bored as fucc*

tiny Uraraka: *floats around*

aizawa: WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE CHILDREN *inside head*

hailee I cant do this role-play it brings back to many bad memories im on the verge of tears))

if u want me too I can!!

its just kind of hard for me

ok....aauuugggh im just-it brings back traumatizing memories

okay I will

aizawa: what...smol hoomans...?

aizawa: *facepalms* did he eat them?

aizawa: *takes crayon box* *in mind* OMG A FULL 40 PACK OF CRAYONS

aizawa: uhh...thats...thats a lot of crayons...we're we're uhh.. calling ur mom u might get sick...

aizawa: *In mind* OH SHIT

aizawa: well we'll call ur dad then!

aizawa: NO SWEARING

this has gone from a daycare rp into FULL ON DADZAWA MODE))

aizawa: *glares at them*

aizawa: Why??

aizawa: she's in danger after eating that much wax

aizawa: might as well save her

aizawa: *on the phone with their dad* Ur daughter Dina just ate 40 crayons

aizawa: *erases quirk*

aizawa: *still on phone* ok alright

aizawa: *blinks* behave, CHILD

aizawa: u sure? she was throwing up a minute ago

aizawa:...

aizawa: just come pick her up its daycare standards

aizawa: *realises what he had done*

aizawa: *hangs up* welp how would u feel if me and loud man adopted u three?

aizawa:...THE DEVIL??

aizawa: *in mind: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT*

Aizawa: yell then what?

Aizawa: well I asked how would you feel about me and loud man adopting u three??

aizawa: ok ill introduce u to loud man *leaves room*

aizawa: *comes out with present mic* this is loud man, aka ur othere dad or present mic or whatever present mic: *whispers* u never told me u were adopting CHILDREN! aizawa: its a long story..

present mic: *waves nervously*

aizawa: its his superpower! he only uses it for good tho. sometimes if he gets scared enough of spiders. hes the love of my life

present mic: *SLIGHTLY freaked out about Dina for some reason*

like I said FULL ON DADZAWA PARENTING))

present mic: ehehe yeah..

present mic: can I talk to you, sho?? *Drags him to other room* aizawa: what? present mic: I never said I wanted to adopt children! aizawa: well their dad is satan him FUKING self and their terrified of him! present mic: oh...

present mic: *walks out with aizawa* okay guys its decided! we're keeping ya!

aizawa: *looks at with* and we're going home, my shift is over

*they go home to present mics TINY apartment

present mic: well there's not that much space...

aizawa: no its not where y'all gonna sleep present mic: what about ur pocket dimension of sleeping bags? aizawa: oh yeah...*pulls out pocket-dimension full of sleeping bags pick one each

aizawa: *closes pocket dimension*

present mic: well what do we do now? ive never had children before!

present mic: *hides behind aizawa* I-its a d-demon

aizawa: *laughs* its just a baby, mic!

Aizawa: yeah they kinda are. but they seem nice mic! and if we raise them right, they'll be good kids present mic: y-you sure about t-that

aizawa: you cant be a man scared of his own kids

aizawa: sorry to offend you. mic's just.....traumatized...lets say that...

aizawa: *turns on kids show in living room*I turned on a show for u guys

present mic: I am so sorry nice to meet you

aizawa: no problem im going to the store to buy more stuff for the kids present mic: ok ill watch them

present mic: what are all ur guy's names?

aizawa: *leaves and goes to Walmart*

aizawa: *at Walmart* *people start recognizing him and asking for autographs and shit* ...please stop...

present mic: ok great nice to meet ya! im present mic, a really famous pro hero, I know, I know also present mic: im kidding guys, obviously im not bragging

present mic: well imma go change u guys watch the baby

present mic: *changing into something else bc his work clothes look HELLA uncomfortable

aizawa: *comes home*

present mic: *runs in their but hes slow so idk

aizawa: what have I come home to...?

present mic: aaaahhh what do babies want when they cry?! help, sho, HELP ME CHILDREN ARE EXSAUGHSTING aizawa: now u know how I feel

aizawa: Im taking a nap now so byeeeee

pressent mic: ok?

aizawa: *crawls inside sleeping bag and sleeps*

present mic: aizawa I do not understand why u don't just sleep on bed aizawa: ...im tired...? present mic: *moves him to bed* and why are you so light?! I AM CONFUSION

present mic: *in mind well the kids are occupied and the house is clean might as well watch youtube* *WATCHES MY CHANNEL BC HE KNOWS WHAT ACTUAL EINTERTAINING GAMING VIDEOS ARE*

present mic: calm down!

present mic: its alright I just don't want u to wake up Dina or sho.

present mic: well are you guys hungry I can cook good food (no he seriously cant)

present mic: *ATTEMPTS to cook food*

present mic:*just orders grubhub after the point were he almost set the kitchen on fire*

present mic: im sorry im so bad at cooking

*little knock on door* present mic: oh yay that's the food I ordered everyone Mac and cheese and boba

present mic: but that is because ur a kid. and that is the exact reason kids DO NOT cook

present mic: that is actually pretty cool

present mic: *goes and wakes up aizawa* AIZAWA I BOUGH BOB AND MAC AND CHEESE *smiles*

*boba

aizawa: ...

present mic with annoyed aizawa: we bought food *sets food on table*

*they eat*

well guys 10 more minutes and then its bedtime

*aizawa:

*10 minutes pass*

present mic: its time for bed guys

present mic: *le tuck them into their sleeping bags* goodnight guys!

present mic: dude its 10:00

present mic: we can go to the park or aquarium or something if u get a good nights rest

present mic: op well goodnight

present mic: sho, why did u decide to adopt those kids? aizawa: don't even..

present mic: *heard that* THE BABY SAID HER FIRST WORDS YAAAAAAAAYYY!!

aizawa: oh shut up...

*morning*

aizawa: *still asleep* present mic:*still asleep*

hailee u should check the time its really late))

okay just letting u know I never sleep more then like, an hour sometimes))

im actually tired at night for once in my life though))

oof))

lets just make a chat server instead I have a lot to tell u

*meanwhile at mentally hospital* toga: *breaks out*

present mic: *wakes up and walks into living room where the kids are just drooling black stuff everywhere* what the hell?!

present mic: WHAT is that?

I gtg to school bye))

present mic: AIZAWAAA!! THE CHILD IS SIIIICCKK!!!

continued on next post.....(my page)