John: Hello miss.

John: why thank you.

John: if you say so. Also very convenient when detecting shapeshifting aliens- they have a tendency to overlook small details.

John: yup. Now those ones are canibals, there are plenty of pleasant aliens.

John: ah, perhaps you should get an eye transplant. then again, those rarely worked.

Y E S

John: *grabs hand and twists it behind back* don't touch.

John: ... *throws to ground and walks off*