Wwyd if we met irl?
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marsmillowbaby 
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10.08.2021
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ArianaLovesGacha
10.08.2021 13:57
LinkI would probably just run away xD
marsmillowbaby[OP]
10.08.2021 13:58
LinkNo matter how far you run my tiny legs shall take me to you u-u
You’d have to teleport to my house.
And then realize I’m tall as fuc and I’m the alpha!!!!! *menichal laughter* I’ll destroy youuuu
:’0 we were brothers *cri *
But you’d probably get attacked by my dog if not distracted form snaccs . Also I’d be a burrito so you can never find me
Pfft we still are 😂
Hmmm I mean I also got a doggo and take a burrito to find a burrito so challenge accepted
:,0 not after you steal my tallness
* sinks down into a million blankets * you can try, but you’ll faillll
That's cause there shall only be one tall brother >:)
Oh dear brother u-u I know the ways of the burrito too well for you to hide from me
It’s not you for sure. 5’1 tiny asf boi.
Sureeeeee . I’ll wait while I’m being a burrito in happi place
Pfft no don't come for my height 😭
I shall find you sooner or later
Get on my level, oh wait , you can’t. Your too small. U-U tiny ass dwarf.
Neverrrrr
Lmao lemme just get a lil step stool so I can
That or ill lure you out with snacks
*puts on heels* try me
Nah, it’s comfy in burrito. Plus I got trollis and chips .
I would simply write my name on ur arm then be like "wanna go skatin or play smash bros?"
No but- I would stay quiet and I would type on my phone
"Hey let's go skatin or sum" then I would look away-cause i always do that irl
I do something similar sometimes I go onto Google translate and then be like "ur moms gay....wanna watch a movie?"
Omg yes
Me: -goes on Google translate- I ****ed ya mum... what movie u wanna watch?
Works every time 😎👉👉
Me: :'0 dad?...lets watch Dr Phil i wish to see people die inside
Yes yes it will always work
Me: -smiles- yes let's watch ppl die inside as we laugh :D
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Tis a power we both have
Me: Yessirrr lemme get the popcorn :))
Yes- only introverts have tis power
Me: alrighty ill pause so we can watch it together
^^
Me: np, now go get some popcorn bruv- im excited to see this Dr Phil vid
Me: -sits down and watches it while smiling- such dumbasses- tryna get on this show for fame
Me: Lmao its okie I happens *watches it* know I saw one where this guy was pretending to be an alien/robot just so he wouldn't need to get a job
Me: wtf- yo did u see the one where the girl pretended she was pregnant with jesus?
