anyways im pissed because i smoked the fattest joint and then fell asleep in fetal position on this ugly ass chair and my stupid cousin that smells like beef hula hoop woke me up at like 3 am and now its 4 and i had a seizure and i feel awful and i cant go back to sleep

i never slept that oeacefully before in my lief my beef hula hoops cousin from melbourne will never get it i asked my aunt why she didnt name him smellvin when we went to maccas his name is kyle but somehow not smelvin

my ****ing cousin named smelvin from melbourne

smelvin from smelbourne