so in my family we have a pet birb and he's always annoying my siblings and saying "brush your teeth" and curse words but my mom was singing to him and went your a good little bird (he's not a good bird and and that birds like 24 years) and I went "he is sometimes" and my mom lowkey got so angry and went "WELL HE DOSEN'T TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU" and i' just gonna sit on the floor.

yeah

yes your mom sleeps with me

uhhhh uhhh your mom now whats my moms name

ikr Uwu

:OOOO

*dramatic gasp*