He dumped oil on his head I know he did

Yes

Plot twist: He's white (no racist)

XD

I'm blue da ba de da ba die

Yo, listen up, here's the story, about a little guy in a blue world, and all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue like him, inside and outside. Blue his house, with the blue little window, and a blue Corvette, and everything is blue for him, and himself, and everybody around, because he got nobody to listen to.