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Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:03
LinkIf you stab a cereal box does that make you a cereal killer?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:03
LinkWhen you're talking you can't breath out through your noes..
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:04
LinkNeil A. Armstrong was the first person to step on the moon. Neil A. spelled backwards is alien
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:05
LinkYou don't need a parachute to skydive but you need a parachute to skydive twice
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:06
LinkThe more I light my lighter the lighter my lighter gets until it's too light to light
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:07
LinkDo you realize history classes are only going to get longer and more difficult as time goes on
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:08
LinkWhat if every country in the world has Ninja's but we only know about Japan's Ninja's because they're so bad at being Ninja's
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:10
LinkWhy is there a d in fridge but not a d in refrigerator
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:10
LinkEvery book you've ever read is just a remix of the dictionary
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:12
LinkIf you think of it... Your burps are just your pukes farts.
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:13
LinkYour alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:14
LinkClapping is just hitting yourself repeatedly because you like something..
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:15
LinkWhy are deliveries on a ship called cargo but in a car it's called a shipment?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:15
LinkIf one teacher can't teach all subjects why is a child expected to learn all subjects..
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:17
LinkAre oranges named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:19
LinkWhat happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time.. does it take a screenshot?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:20
LinkIf we have watermelon shouldn't we also have firemelon earthmelon and airmelon? The elemelons..
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:21
LinkWhy's bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:22
LinkDo clothes made in china in china say made down the road?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:23
LinkIf your shirt isn't tucked into your pants... Is your pants tucked into your shirt?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:24
LinkA fire truck is actually a water truck.
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:25
LinkTHE BLINKS FROM YOUR EYES GET REMOVED FROM YOUR MEMORY
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:25
LinkWHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF PINOCCHIO SAID HIS NOES WOULD GROW LONGER.
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:27
LinkPeople who have glasses just have bad graphics
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:28
LinkKinda funny when being down for something and up for something mean the exact same thing
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:28
LinkWhy is it called taking a dump when you're leaving it?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:30
LinkWhy is the pizza box square if the pizza is circle and the slice is a TRIANGLE
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:31
LinkThe youngest picture of you is also the oldest
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:32
LinkWhy is it called a building if it's already built
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:34
LinkWhen you clean a vacuum cleaner are you the vacuum cleaner?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:36
LinkIf life is unfair to everyone does that mean love is actually fair?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:37
LinkLife*
Stupid autocorrect
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:38
LinkIf I get scared had to death twice what then?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:39
LinkWhen we yawn do deaf people think we're screaming?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:40
LinkIf we're waiting for the waiter aren't you the waiter?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:42
LinkWhy aren't iphone chargers called apple juice
My cousin who had to listen to all this earlier: Why aren't you SHUTTING UP
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:43
LinkHow do you throw away a garbage can?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:44
LinkIf you buy a bigger bed you're left with more bed room but less bedroom
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:46
LinkIf I weigh 99 pounds and eat a pound of nachos am I one percent nacho?
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Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:47
LinkIf you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:48
LinkWhich orange came first? The color of the fruit?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:48
LinkOr*
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:49
LinkIf two vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:50
LinkIf you were born deaf what language would you think in?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:51
LinkIf you get out of the shower clean now does your towel get dirty?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:52
LinkIf apple made a car will it still have windows?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:56
LinkIf lesbians aren't attracted to men then why are they attracted to woMEN
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 09:57
LinkIf I try to fail and I succeed which one did I do?
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 10:00
LinkIs butter bread lotion?
shapesandbeatsdragon
11.07.2021 14:01
LinkYou forgot something
Also, what if what we see is not someone else reality, like your mom of what you see is dead, but what she sees is that shes still alive- what if reality is just a dream that everyone has before they wake up, what if when they wake up, the real task is at hands, what if god allways switched views so he could give everyone a different kind of help, we can only wonder
HTF-Flippy
11.07.2021 14:40
LinkAHHHH
Nugget-Jr[OP]
11.07.2021 14:40
LinkPut all your big minded ideas here
Blubby1256
11.07.2021 15:00
LinkIf you cant forget something intentionally, why do we get mad when people forget something?
Blubby1256
11.07.2021 15:00
LinkWe are just living the memories of our future selves
Blubby1256
11.07.2021 15:03
LinkIf 2 blind ppl has a child who’s gonna watch it
-Picoschool
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April fools is about pranks.
Every day until april fools is a prank
Then another april fools is next
then the rest of the days are also pranks.
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