Or a few

Alright so, earlier today I was feeding my mouse, everything was normal. Sat down at my desk. Well, her cage is on a high shelf above my desk so my cat, as fat and old as she is, doesn’t eat the mouse.

Well, I remember closing the cage door lightly because I was super tired at the time. And so I was working, working, working.

And then I heard the metallic clunk of my mouse’s cage. Now, at first I thought her wheel was hitting her cage. But then I remembered I moved it too far so it couldn’t make than noise. I looked up. The cage door was open, and my mouse was climbing on the outer wall of her cage

Well, I only got her a week ago, and you aren’t supposed to hold your mouse for at least two weeks after you get them, but my mouse is super stubborn. So I’m standing on my desk, trying to get this mouse to get in my hands, and if you think nothing else could go wrong, you’re wrong

My brother walked in and was pulling my leg, which threw me a bit off balance, but I was in such a position where I kicked him in the forehead and he just stopped. So now I’ve been at this for at least five minutes and FILANNY my mouse gets in my hands. I just let her sit there a second, cuz I wasn’t believing what I was seeing. She was actually sitting in my hand.

And I put her in her wheel. And now I use the ceiling hatch because I don’t want that to happen when I’m not home and my cat eating her is a bad idea… since I need my mouse for my science class. (We aren’t putting any chemicals in her or anything, she’s just running through mazes for data.)

Yeet that’s all

Sure!

Nice

Would you like to hear a spooky story?

Alright. One day, there was a mother. She had three children. The father was… out of the frame. They seemed like the template for the perfect family. The youngest child was a girl called Abbey(3). The middle child was a son called Milo(6), and the eldest was a girl called Willow(15). One night, at dinner, the three children were staring out the dining room window. Their faces all went blank as paper. The mother asked them what was wrong, and the children just ran down to the basement. The mother, who was unaware of what was outside, just continued to eat her dinner. Keep in mind that it was nearly pitch black outside.

The numbers in parentheses are the children’s ages BTW)) Anyways, after a few minutes, the children went to their rooms. The mother went to clean up her dishes and the kid’s dishes when the power went out. Their generator, shockingly, didn’t kick on. The mother went outside to see what was going on.

She went outside to see a tall man with brown hair, stained with blood. He was wearing a grey t-shirt with blood-colored splotches and was wearing worn-down tennis shoes. He had big bags under his eyes, and his skin was a very pale color. He seemed like some sort of different version of the woman’s husband who, 16 years before, on that same night, disappeared after going to the supermarket. The tall figure whispered “Hello there, Deary. Guess who’s home?”

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Yes, I created it a week ago, just didn’t bother telling it until now)) The mother screams a blood-curdling screech. She runs to go inside, but the kids locked her out as soon as they saw the figure in the windows of their bedroom. The figure carried a foot long butcher’s knife. He gave it to the mother, shockingly, and asked her “Would you like to join me, darling? We can leave those little parasites behind and live our lives together… forever…”

Yes, am big story writer, however I feel too lazy to publish them at all)) The wife reaches for the knife, only for the figure to take it away. The figure puts it in his pocket. The mother just stands there in shock (note that she is 5 foot and the figure is really 7’6)

The figure picks up the ,other and walks briskly into the forest. The mother kicks and screams, trying to break free from his grip

The mother was never seen again by anyone (except the figure). You wanna know why?

The figure was abducted 16 years ago that night by the same group that he took his wife to. They pretty much made her their slaved and killed her shortly after finding no use for her. They disposed of her by… dare I say it, cannibalism

Alright, G’night