We have the early Dave

Cat Toppat Dave

We got Mer-Dave

Normal Toppat Dave

And horny stripper Dave

I won't be able to comment after 10, cuz stupid parental lock keeps me from playing too long.

Oh wow ;-;

Lemme think... probably Toppat or Stripper

Toppat

Alright, lemme set up the setting)

Dave was casually sitting at a bar, drinking shot after shot. "Another round!" He shouts, not seeming even slightly drunk.

Dave kept taking shot after shot, till he felt a little tipsy. He notices Shade. "Heyyyy, buddy! Why don't you come sit over here?"

Dave lays his head on Shade's shoulder, still totally aware of what he's doing (casually listens to a song called 'Horny' while doing sin rp-)

"It's such a pleasure tha you're herrree." Dave's words are slurred, most likely from.the alcohol.

(got five more minutes till can't rp no more)

"Just us twoooo~" Dave seems to sing that?

Dave sighs contently, cuddling up against Shade.

Dave brushes his fingers on Shade's tail unconsciously.

Dave barely notices, the warmth of Shade's fur very alluring.

"Nooooo~" he's definitely drunk-

"No I'm nooooottt!" Dave words are slurred

"How's would you knowewwwww?"

"That doesn't matterrr!"

"Of course I'mmm sure!" Dave lays his head on Shade's shoulder.

You've confused drunk Dave for a moment

"Whaddya meannn by that?"

"Cuzzz, I've got youuuuuu"

"You're right herrree!" Dave pokes Shade in the chest.

"And that means I got youuu!" Hugs Shade tight

Dave traces his finger on the table grooves

"Sooooo, why didya come herrree?"

"I cammmmme to drink the pain awayyyyy"

"Carolll is being an asssssholllle" He hisses that last word

"Buttttt, I've got youuuuuu here!"

Dave lays his head on Shade's shoulder again, muttering "SoooOoo... Flooofeellly..."

"YEAAAAAAHHHHH" Dave says that louder than he should've

"Coursssse I'm okaaayyeeee"

*blep back*

(oof, organs go bye-bye) "Shaaaaaade, ur choking meeeeee"

"Thank youou" Dave hugs him back (how is this gonna turn sin, I can't see that far yet-)

Dave was confused on why Shade talked like that, but didn't care. (Oof-)

Dave begins to blush "Shaddddeeee, why you do thaaaat?"

The bartender just scoffs at them. "Y'know, it'll be your fault if we have ta clean the floors"

"I-" The bartender shuffles away, bringing drinks to some drunk military soldiers

Dave wonders why Shade had pulled Dave onto his lap.

Dave jolted up a little, suppressing his mewls. "Sh-Shaaaaaaaade, whyyyyyy?"

The bartender just smirks at them, throwing keys at them. "The closets open."

The bartender just smirks, walking away. Dave looks up at Shade. "What did he meeaaaann?"

Dave reluctantly stood up, leaning against Shade.

"What's going ooooon?"

The closet was big enough to be called a room- "Why this closet so larrrrrge?"

Dave slumped over against one of the shelves. "Why are we in herrree?"

Dave's breath hitches. "Sh-Shade??"

Dave mewls softly "Th-The closssset isn't the best place."

Why?

Cuz, you commented on a different chain

Alright! Ahem.) Dave worked hard on that pole, doing whatever to please the audience. His attention focused on one girl in top hat, the bright blue sticking out to him like a jack in a haystack.

Wut?

This is a sin to, dummy)

*rp

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