omg bro it's for an AU

(( hehe, watcha think? )) Gembone gave her a gentle smile.

(( :') well I was thinking about you earlier and I was like: huh. bout time then? )) He got worried instantly, his heart dropping. "W-wait?! What's wrong!? I'm sorry!" He put the box down and hugged her.

(( you couldn't see but I almost broke my face from smiling too much )) He squeaked with joy, also starting to cry. He picked her up and hugged her closely, "My god, woman, you're making my heart cry with me!"

(( hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha no )) "It's alright.." He cried happily, "It's alright."

(( ffff-noooo :^; )) "Oh, this is the best day of my life. And now, I can spend it all with you!" He seemed EXTREMELY happy.

(( depends *raises online eyebrows* )) "Wanna go out to eat tonight?" He nuzzled her.

(( shhhh, you loud little girl- )) "Where? And tomorrow, I have something plaaaanned~" He smiled. (( s u r p r i s e m e , b r o ))

(( AAAAAAAAHHH )) He giggled and got up, holding her close. "Oh, here, here!" He set her down on the bed and slid the ring on her ring-finger. He smiled warmly.

(( OMG CALM DOWN )) "Now come on, I have a place in mind uvu "

(( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA )) " ? " He tilted his head, "What's wrong..?"

(( REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE )) "Oh. Heh. Come on~!" He grabbed her hand, also wearing a ring even though not officially married.

(( AHAAHAHAHAOW )) He started to lead her to a diner, allowing her in first.

(( IDK EITHER )) "shhhhut up-shutup-" He smiled.

(( YOUSCAREMESOMETIMES )) "Omg ok-" He picked her up and held her, carrying her to a random seat where not many people were. "This better for you, my little baby~?"

(( NU )) "Ignore him." He cradled her.

(( AAAAAHHHHNUUUU )) "Well duh. But just ignore him for now."

(( YOUSCAREMETOOMUCH )) He smiled and kissed her back, hugging her.

(( BUT YOULL MAKE ME PEE MYSELF- )) "I love you more~!"

(( *raises cross and screams* WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF J E S U S )) "It's uh, just a lil' place that reminds me of you~" He purred. A waiter walked up to them, "Hello. May I assist you two to some cheese sticks?" He set down three little bins of cheese sticks. "I'll be with you shortly." He then walked off, looking a little nervous.

(( well then. )) Gembone giggled more, "Cheese." He picked one up and offered it to her.

(( y'know what. take this- THIS B EMPTY- )) He smiled warmly and fed it to her happily like a father-figure, "It's a cheese stick."

(( I SAID WHOEVER THROUGH THAT PAPER- )) "Probably because there's a demon feeding another demon a cheese stick in the middle of the diner?" He smirked.

(( Holy frick dude, that hurt like a )) "But you know what?" He put the cheese stick down and cupped her cheeks, "One of the demons is the prettiest demon ever to exist."

(( omgthankyou- hey uh-why did the chicken cross the road )) "I was talking about me." He winked at her with a grin.

(( no it's a joke lol )) He laughed but then soon stopped when he saw the waiter come back up. "What uh..." He seemed very nervous and wary, "...what can I get for you two..?" The waiter stammered while looking around to distract himself slightly.

(( to see what cars looked like up close. )) Gembone laughed so hard, "youjustsaidthattothewaiteromfg-" The waiter just like: eeeehhhhh T^T

(( HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA )) The waiter blinked for a second, "U-um...what time?" " ._. " Gembone blinked at her.

(( THE CHICKEN COMMITTED CRIMES, I TELL YOU! CRIMES! )) The poor guy blushed and wrote down his number with a pen, "Hehe...I'll be right with you, ma'am." He smiled and walked off. "He didn't even look at me :^; " Gembone squeaked. "Also I'm assuming you're just gonna take his soul, right?"

(( HAHAHAHHAHA YES )) Gembone lost his smile from earlier, "...but this far on you'd be willing to cheat, even if you are a lust demon?"

(( THAT WAY I CAN BE WITH YOU TILL DEATH :D )) He blushed and growled in a cute way, "You mother fu-" A different waiter this time came up, putting a coke bottle on the table, "Will that be all?"

(( AHAHA I KNOW )) Gembone growled more and shot a glare at the waiter. The waiter shrieked and immediately knew what he wanted, scurrying off.

(( WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS HASHAHASBAHSGBJKJAS )) "wHAT?" He looked at her.

(( I NEED THERAPY )) "Hmf. Fine. Oh-one second-" He disappeared and a minute or two later he came back. He was in his actual demon form, smelling a bit of blood. "I'm back~!" He seemed cheery now.

(( HAHAHAHAHHA I'VE BEEN TOLD )) "...? Uh...okay.." He let go of her slowly.

(( CRY FACE INTENSELY )) Gembone waited there, kinda awkward. He felt kind of sad for some reason.

(( THANK YOU MOMMA )) He curled up in his seat, burying his face in his knees.

(( MMMMMMMMMMMwhat's wrong jimmy-cun? could it be that your craving my- )) He sighed, his demonic features disappearing. He closed his eyes and thought what was taking so long.

(( YYAAAAAAAAAAY- )) He looked around and when seeing her with Eren he legit thought: "She's probably happier with him."

(( ABSOLUTELY- )) Gembone gasped sharply and got up, rushing to her side. "Karma?!" He picked her up, "Karma, are you alright?!" (( oh yeah, do you know the youtube series Inanimate Insanity or BFDI//BFB? ))

(( no no- )) "Shut up!" He growled at Eren and quickly teleported all the scent of blood off him, cleaning himself off. "Karma, talk to me, please!" He held her hand.

(( :w; )) "I just mess everything up!" He mumbled, "I think she'd be happier with someone like you, Eren..." He held Karma closely.

(( omg your attracting people to this anim like flies to a light )) He gasped, "Karma! Oh thank goodness you're alright!"

(( I k n ow - )) "...." He stayed completely still, lifeless, and silent.

(( 504 followers, child. im a proud momma -w- )) He gently put his credit card beside Karma for later, teleporting inside their house. He collapsed onto bed and cried softly into the pillow. "This all went south. Everything. I can't take my favorite person out to have a good day without me ruining everything!"

(( *pat pat* )) A waiter there was standing, "Uhm...shall I just pack it to go...or...?"

(( mhm! )) The waiter nodded and packed up all the food, taking the card and paying and giving it back. They gave like, 3 bags to Karma. "There you go miss! Have a nice day!"

"Hehe, sorry."

Gembone didn't hear nor care. He was curled up in bed, crying himself to sleep.

Gembone's like: :^;

He heard and immediately wiped his eyes and pretended to be asleep. He really really felt bad.

He whimpered slightly.

Gembone continued to pretend, not wanting to speak much.

He opened one eye soon after, sighing.

He sat up, looking at her.

He watched, wanting to hear what she was saying. Or, well, trying to.

"....?"

He braced himself, knowing that she would need comfort soon.

"Oh god..." He whispered to himself.

He flinched quite a bit. "Um..you alright?"

"You were having a nightmare." He pulled her onto his lap.

"I watched you ._. "

Gembone raised a brow, "Karma."

"Tell me what it was about."

"Please tell me." He looked at her, his eyes saying: bro tell me, I don't bite

"About who?"

He groaned, "Omg just tell me."

"You're not getting out this without speaking up, so just tell me. I already feel horrible enough.

"What's he done to you in this nightmare?" He mumbled something.

He kept to himself with thoughts that flooded his mind, but growled, "What did he do?"

He tugged at his fluff, and breathed in deeply and out. He got up and went downstairs to put the food up.

Gembone wasn't too happy at the moment while just shoving the bags in the fridge. He went back upstairs and quietly curled up in bed again and closed his eyes.

"wwwwhhhhhaaaaattttttt-"

"Then cuddle me-" He stretched.

He cuddled back, actually tired now.

"Yeah yeah..." He yawned and moved her off of him, but beside him so he could cuddle her easier.

"Not on my watch..." He nuzzled his nose into her neck gently, half asleep.

"mmm...you're squishy -^- "

He shrugged slightly.

"ssshhhhh I'm trying to sleep-" He gave her a small kiss.

"Sleep with me -V- "

"Wwwhyyyyy?"

"But I want it :^; "

"Then don't-"

"Nah, you're mine." He held her very closely, but because he was dozing off, his strength wasn't too great.

"yyyaaa-" He fell asleep soon after that.

(( time skip till tomorrow-? ))

By around 9 AM, Gembone was awake.

Gembone was on top of her, wagging his tail and licking at Karma's neck. "karma-karma-"

He sucked on a spot a bit, "You awake-?"

He gave her a hickey then rolled off, "Sorry, I was just marking my territory."

"What?" He smirked, "I just wanted to mark you."

"And? Now they know who's dominant. >:3 "

"Eh, it'll be fine. Look-" He got up and pawed through his drawer, wrapping a cute little scarf around her neck. "Now you look even cuter, if even possible!"

"There uwu "

He hugged her happily. ((mmm wow alliteration ))

(( yes. )) "I love you more >:p "

"uh-" He check his phone, "-9:27 in the morning."

checked* omg end me ))

"Noooo :<< " He hugged her tighter, "Mine!"

"But... ...mine.." He whimpered.

"Yay! If anything happens just send me a pentagram note, k?" He handed her a weird looking small piece of paper. "Just write whatever you want and it'll appear in my mind."

"mEh I probably need one too."

"Yeah!" He perked up.

He stretched again and gathered up his clothes, "I have some waffles that can be heated in under a minute we can have later if you'd like some."

"Do you have your clothes ready?"

He rolled his eyes and went to the bathroom with his clothes, undressing and starting the water. Once warmed up, he moved the shower curtain to the direct position while waiting for her.

Not noticing her, he talked to himself, "What did I get myself into, heh."

He yawned slightly and sat down on the floor. "What in the world is taking her so long??" He sighed.

Gembone shrieked and stumbled back, "AH-HOLY S-" He held his chest.

He breathed swiftly, "Why? :w; "

"OH NO-" He caught her and held her, "Are you okay?!" He licked the wound.

"Yes, the intelligent brain that hit itself on the counter."

"Fine, fine." He let her down gently and got in.

"I'm aware." He smiled, spraying water around when he swayed his head.

"If you can reach." He giggled.

He smirked, "Hm, fine." He picked her up, wrapping her legs around his waist and holding her up by touching her uh lower region where the poop comes out- jokingly. He kissed her after grinning.

"Oh I'm sorry, are you wanting a bit more?"

(( oop ))

yeah lol