Lmfao anim
24.01.2022
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WonderWashy
24.01.2022 18:10
LinkYAY
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
24.01.2022 18:10
LinkLESSGO
OliviaTheFangirlArt[OP]
24.01.2022 18:11
LinkYou start because I want her to help him
WonderWashy
24.01.2022 18:12
LinkOk
Ian was sitting on the sidewalk, he had no phone to call to try and get home so he thought hed just sit there until one of his brothers would get worried enough to look for him š
A young woman wearing a red blazer and a plaid skirt ran up to the man out of fvcking nowhere kneeling before him. āAre you okay, sir? You look awfully drunk.ā
"Huh?"
He looked at her,
"Oh *hic* yeah no Iiiiiimm..... fine-
Just uhhh waiting for.. m-my brother.... probablyyyy.."
āOh nonononono, this isnāt safe! Cāmon, Iāll get you back to my house. Thereās a PHONE you can use to call your brother there.ā
"I dddontt.... trust th-that but,"
"You seem harmless so *hic* what do I careee.."
He propped himself up against the wall and stood, swaying very slightly.
āOh, dear, youāre right, Iām sorryāI-I havenāt even introduced myself! How rudeā¦Iām Setuna. Setsuna Rose Mallory.ā Sheās missing an eyeāhow tf did THAT happenā
"Ni-..Nice to meet you-... I'm...uh.... gimme a second I forgot-"
He grabbed his wallet out of his back pocket and looked for his drivers license š
"OH *hic* RIIIGHT- ..Ian Rhodes!" He chuckled slightly
āForgotten your own nameā¦tsk tskā¦ā she grabbed his hand and BOLTED for her house. A man THIS drunk wouldnāt be safe out here on the streets.
Ian tripped for a second then tried his best to keep up, slightly nauseous š
When they finally made it into her house, she plopped him down on the couch and handed him a phone.
āTo call your brother.ā
He looked at it for a second,
"Oh come ON... I have *hic* three different brothers and Iiiiiiii cant think of any of themsss n-numbers"
She sighed. āWell, the best I can do is keep you here and out of trouble.ā She chuckled. āIāll admit, there are times where IāVE forgotten friendsā phone numbers as wellā¦ā
"Yeah but i call them like.... *hic* ALL the time?"
He sighed,
"You have a uhh nice house thooooo...."
She smiled at him. It was a nice smile, all of her teeth a brilliant white.
āThank you.ā
She blushed, a bright red hue covering her face. āIāumāthank you! Nobodyās..ever said that to me beforeā¦ā
Elsa: you canāt fall in love with a man you just met.
Ian in this: what about a woman? /J
LMAO
"I ummmm... hUhhh
Would like... maybe pay you as a thanks for uh *hic* not leaving me on the street bbbbut
i lostt all of moneyyy at a casino a little earlierrrr...
sorryyy"
āOh, no! No money required. I just like helping people.ā
She tried to be as respectful as possible, but her smile DID waver at the puking.
āN-No, no, y-you couldnāt control it! Itās..fine, really!ā
IMAGINE IF THEY ACTUALLY MET LIKE THYIS AND IANS DEATH WAS WHAT MADE HER YKā¦.SNAP
"I need to uhhh get home but iiii dont even know where im at right nowww..."
āDonāt worry, Iāll try to contact your brothersā¦if I can find out howā¦ā
āDo you at least remember the first couple digits?ā¦ā
"Uhhh i think mayBbeeee...
5... 7... 9???
then eitherr.. a 1 or a 3.. *hic*"
Mans really embarrassed himself in front of his crush by pukingš /J/J/J
"The names your looking for are either.... uhhh
Oliver- S-Silas... orrrr Hudson..
or the slight off chance thats Elliots there right nnnoww..."
She dialed the number and bit her nails. Please work, please workā¦.she didnāt want his brothers to worry.
"Its... Oliver? Who are you???" The voice on the other side sounded concerned š
āOh, uh, this is Setsunaāum, but thatās not important. Your brother, Ian, is at my house. Please come pick him up. Iām at [insert address here].ā
"What?!"
He put the phone down and yelled to Hudson,
It was faint from the other side
"HUDSON! GET YOUR KEYS I FOUND OUT WHERE IAN IS-"
Oliver turned back to the phone,
"Thank SATAN you found him, I was getting ready to call the police-" He sighed, "We'll be there soon!"
Then Oliver hung up
"Fvck" He laughed,
"He's gonna kill meeee *hic*
I was hoping you'd get Silasss...
he's nice"
āDonāt worry, Iāll talk him down if needed.ā
She wrote down something on a slip of paper.
āAnd if you need somewhere to get away, hereās my number!ā
[youāve obtained: Setsunaās number!]
Even though Ian was still pretty drunk
He knew what that meant
He gave a half assed smile,
"Th-Thanksssss"
This woman is prepared to save Ian from an ass-whoopin /J
A little later there was a knock on the door.
"Shittt-
Thats probably him-"
Ian looked nervous
There were 3 people at the door lmao
Oliver, who looked vERY irritated
Hudson, who looked like he was on the brink of falling asleep
And then Elliot who looks like he was dragged along and didnt wanna be there
āH-Hello. Iāmā¦guessing youāreā¦his brothers? I-If so, he wasnāt much trouble. Honest.ā
"Yeah, yeah, I'm uh Oliver! Its nice to meet you- but where is he?" He tried to maintain a smile but you could still tell he was mad š
He looked over to the couch and saw him,
"THERE you are!"
"Oliver..." Elliot started, "You can tell hes wasted just dont be a d!ck-"
"Oh shut it Elliot-"
āOliver, was it? He really wasnāt that bad, in fact, he was TRYING to go home, but he couldnāt remember your numbersāā
Oliver went over a pulled Ian up by the arm so he was standing,
He gave him a once over and scoffed,
"Christ... how much did you drink?"
Hudson whispered to Elliot,
"Im gonna go wait in the car"
And he walked back
Elliot just thought hed stay to see what happens
Setsuna frowned a bit. She could understand why heād drink with THIS familyā¦.
burn š
"Ssssorry Oli" Ian slurred his words at him,
Oliver sighed,
"Whatever. Just next time CALL ME before you go drinking. I thought you were dead in a ditch! Its been 8 HOURS-"
"Might I interject," Elliot cut in, "You're no better than him Oliver-
Remember when you were gone for 2 days?"
Oliver then glared at Elliot
āP-Please reserve this for at your houseā¦it..makes me quite uncomfortable.ā
Oliver looked at her, then started walking towards the door, dragging Ian by his arm,
"Let's go."
He walked past Elliot in the door way, and Ian waved at her before being taken away lmao
Elliot turned to Setsuna and apologized,
"Sorry about that. The whole family is just a bunch of pain in the asses" He chuckled.
āOh, no, itās not a problem. Better than no family at all, right?ā
WHAHAHA
"If you ask me, I'd say no family,
All of them are addicts" He rolled his eyes
"Have a nice night though!" He closed her front door and left.
She mumbled as he left, āNo, having no family is a living hellā¦.Iād do anything for one.ā
Elliot: Iād prefer no family over this bs
Setsuna: ā¦ā¦are you sure about thatā
Ian throws up in front of his crush and immediately regrets it
"DONT YOU DARE-"
Imagine thats what motivates him to go to fvcking rehab...