But this is also where my hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain You’re an idiot. Let me further explain Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So it means when you assemble a burrito with mother****ing ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A ****ING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost trapped in a cilantro cavern. Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all ****ing day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU’RE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE ****ING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY. When you eat a burrito, you don’t