anyways

my 4’11 stepmother sits in the front seat of the car everytime so I have to fold my freakishly tall self in half to get into the backseat of a very small car

like dude the other day when she was dropping me and my brother off at the airport and I said in a conversation she started about something related to this “well statistically more short people are insecure about their height” and she got so offended

she really just doesn’t know how to take a statistical fact

I’ve never met such a stupid ****ing person in my life she also likes to flex her HUGE, NOT UNDERSTANDABLE, SMART SO INTELLEGENT OHEHMGEE SHES SO SMART VOCABULARY to 2 British children who are dumber than sacks of rocks and mentally unstable we don’t care that you know big words eNmA and dad says he’s gonna divorce you if you don’t get your act together you lazy pothead