No death,, Maybe I’ll just,, Give him a permanent limppp,, from a severe injury And hence why he calms down his stupid pirate bullshit to spend time with his partners more

He gets a cool cane Win/win

Maybe a cane weapon if he’s lucky But how to destroy his leg usage,

Hell Yes Imagine being his partners and finding this out man That’ll be fun

WHSGGDHA THE ONE TIME THEY INDULGE HIS STUPID PIRACY SHIT AND HE BASICALLY NEARLY LOSES HIS LEG and possibly almost his life if it was that bad AHDHAHHD WAIT Mar, entering the cargo hold, amused and cocky as usual The door: closes Mar: well that’s just Dan- ….. I don’t like that little red li,,IGHT OH HOLY ****ING SH- **BANG**

Hell try to be cracking jokes when his partners come in only to find him a mildly bloody mess against the wall “WHAT HAPPENED?” “Whatever it was was certainly not a blast. Unless you mean technically. Ahah. A little assistance would be wonderful though. I don’t think I can move.”

WELL THEN BREATHE BETTER SMH/J God This’ll be fun as shit

“Yes yes I’m a complete moron, a buffoon really, now. Help. Please. This is a significant amount of blood I would appreciate better if it where in my body and not all over this lovely flooring”

It’s all fun n games till part way through a lecture he loses consciousness /hj He’s going to be joking about his condition for ages even though it’s basically made him unable to do most things

Good Dumbass needs a sobering moment I think it’d be even worse if instead of joking he was just silent and in sheer shock Cause he Uh Talks A lot

Hmm Joke reaction Or “Oh.” reaction

Imagine running in to your partner slumped against a wall, heavily injured and instead of cracking jokes or trying to convince you he’s fine he seems completely out of it Which is heavily out of character for him Now that would he terrifying

Doesn’t even register when you talk to him at first

Ye p

:)

WAAAA

Oh my god The talent The awe The glory Do it