Log: June 13, 2019
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Imanangrybird2 
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14.06.2019
13 comments
Imanangrybird2[OP]
14.06.2019 01:45
LinkThis is IAAB2 reporting from one of the Hetero-Bunkers. For those unfamiliar, the gays have been attacking straight people the entire month. MEMEFRUIT is their leader, and recently, he gay-bombed Flipanim. The gay gases are spreading rapidly as we speak. These Hetero-Bunkers have proven to be pretty good at keeping heteros safe. Sadly, they're not perfect, as they have a big hole in the front that we can't close, but they do work nonetheless. We have also seen that covering yourself in white is a good way of shielding yourselves from the gay gases. White naturally reflects the rainbow, and gay is rainbow, so cover yourself in anything white. IAAB has probably been doing that since this month started, but I'm not sure. He has reported that only one other person knows where he is, but that person won't tell. Dude knows how to hide, that's for sure.
Imanangrybird2[OP]
14.06.2019 01:45
LinkThe third proven method of gay-shielding is probably the hardest of the three, but the most effective. If you can find someone asexual or just someone who'd rather be single, use them as cover. They have zero interest and even if they are affected by the gay gases, they'll still want to remain single, so finding an asexual is a guaranteed shield from the gay gases. IAAB has said that he'd rather be single, but has been shown to be interested in women in the past, so he can be affected by the gay gases, but judging by how hidden he is, he should be safe. Sadly, he has said that he will be out of his hidey-hole for 2 minutes on June 29 and June 30, but only so he can get birthday cake. He can probably find a way to get cake without going out of hiding and risking his heterosexuality, so that's good.
Imanangrybird2[OP]
14.06.2019 01:45
LinkAll and all, hetero-bunkers are the easiest method of hiding. They work for hiding from gay people and gay bombs. Covering yourself in something white, like a bedsheet, is pretty effective too. Most effective shield is an asexual person, but those are few and far between on this website.
This is IAAB2, going dark. Good luck straight people, and remember, DO WHATEVER METHOD IS THE EASIEST FOR YOU AND TRY TO AVOID THESE GAY BOMBS AT ALL COSTS!
Imanangrybird2[OP]
14.06.2019 01:46
Link(This is purely exaggerated and this war is just a big joke. Please don't be offended, as none of it's real.)
Imanangrybird2[OP]
14.06.2019 01:47
Link(Except for the gay bombs. Those were a thing in the nineties. Seriously, look them up.)
:( nigga im sTUck.. they has me trapperoni'd literally
HELP! THEY KNOW MY SECRET, I'M IMMUNE TO THE GAY! but i'm STRAIGHT!
ThEiR pReForming-- - - ;;static;;
TeSts! Don'T gO oUT On tHe seodfsdbifsefniujk-- - -
[call ends with glitched static, screaming]
REMEMBER WHAT THEY DID IN THE CAVEMAN PHINEAS AND FERB EPISODE
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