Fonnie show R.P.
by:
Pomegranate 
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17.12.2017
252 comments
EPICNESS
17.12.2017 23:08
Linkwhat the fudge is a fonnie show?
Pomegranate[OP]
17.12.2017 23:21
LinkItS like a dog show, but for fonniessssss
StapleShakes
17.12.2017 23:28
Linkfonnies are fox bunnies
EPICNESS
18.12.2017 02:33
Linkokay
(K ima do it here)
Announcer: thank you all for arriving to our show!
Dainty: *is fiddling with her fur backstage, her handler has a small radio*
Adrian: pff, So some amateurs have decided to come to MY show huh? What a joke. *he looked back to his groomer, continuing to prepare for the show*
(just some waiting backstage I guess)
(Yeah yew can just make yer Fonnie walk in)
Dainty: *chuckles and her groomer pulls on her bow* if I'm an amateur you must be a flying pig.
Adrian: Oh and it brought an attitude, how delightful *he rolled his eyes, keeping still as his groomer styled his fur*
Dainty: and she also has brought a stunning well rehearsed preformance. *her groomer styles her fur, but not in a traditional smooth way, but a more styled spike*
Dainty: *doesnt turn as she is being groomed* im my art is stupid, why are you here?
Dainty: well I wish you luck. The first show is always the hardest. You've no idea what your getting into, and you've not the money for a professional groomer.
Dainty: *chuckles* I apologize, that was me wishing you luck. *turns her head, her eye sparkling* the first show is always the hardest, and your lucky to have an owner. I was sold to a organization who just shows off fonnies.
(Sorry XD, I have no life and literally just reload the page until someone responds)
Dainty: *her groomer finishes, and she stands up carefully, so as not to mess up her fur*
Announcer: thank you all for waiting so patiently, our show will be starting shortly.
Announcer: before our show, we'd like you to meet our fonnie trainers!
Owner: *walks to the curtain*
Announcer: please come on stage!
Owner: *walks onstage*
Stage manager: *runs over to Mads* miss your on! Get out there!
Adrian: Oh boy, more feral fonnies to ruin the show, fun. *he spoke with a sarcastic tone, not even looking at Thaila*
Staple: oh oh no I didn't know we had to go on stage aagaghh *hiding behind curtains*
Dainty: *laughs* glad to see your well Adrian. I'm surprised you've entered a show like this. I'm sure your preformance will be interesting.
Stage manager: *walks over to her* sorry miss, it won't last long, they just need to give you your certificate.
Dainty: *walks over to Thalia* you get used to him. *sarcasticly* he's quite the charmer huh.
Adrian: *he sighs disappointedly at Staple* just walk on stage, stand there, and walk back
Staple: aaahh okay okay okay *he walks out on the stage awkwardly*
(Yknow whatever, we've now multiple non fonnies in the fonnie show XD)
Dainty: *chuckles* if we weren't about to enter a show I'd be patting his head. The reaction is always worth it.
Announcer: *hands all the owners certificates* we wish you all luck! Now let us start the show!
Owner/Owners: *walk back*
Me:crystal r u ready
Crystal:nodes*
Me:ok i dont know when its ower turn so yea
Dainty: *sticks her tounge out at him* love you too. *she stands up*
Owner: *walks back and grabs a small radio* *walks to her* you ready girlie?
Staple: alright, just make sure to keep the attention off me please
Adrian: oh that won't be hard *smiles*
Announcer: allll right first up we have our past champion, known for her talent in dance, fonnie Dainty!
*crowd claps*
*once the clapping stops the lights dim*
Dainty: *walks to the curtain*
Owner: *turns on the song exs and ohs*
*the song plays for a bit*
Dainty: *walks out, the lights still dim and the song still playing*
Adrian: UGH *he turns to a mirror to inspect himself*
Staple: Um, hi?
*the song hits one two three and the spoghtlight flashes on, a green and purple light are on the side of the stage, and the illuminate her grey fur*
Dainty: *her tail bobs to the music*
Music: One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave
Music: Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me
Like gho-o-osts they want me to make 'em all, all, all
They won't let go
Ex's and oh's
Dainty: *on the music she dances, making various poses, and moves to the beat*
Staple: um, nice. I'm Staple, uh, here with Adrian. *takes a step to the side to show Adrian staring in the mirror fixing his fur*
Music: *fades to Woahs*
Dainty: *makes a final sitting pose, showing off her unusually styled fur, and her bow, her eyes directly at the cameras*
*the lights turn off*
Dainty: *walks backstage* *the lights turn back on and the announcer is back onstage*
*the audience is murmuring among themselves, and the camera people are talking about the footage quality*
Announcer: Now didn't we all enjoy that preformance! I'm sure our next will be just as dazzling! So let us welcome, winner of many a beauty pageant, dazzler of crowds, our fonnie Adrian!
(Yes Mads can, it's a preformance choice. Dainty & her Owner have had lots of practice, so they don't need to be both out there)
Dainty: *flinches, and fixes her fur* thank you, but I would be careful. You don't want to mess up your fur! *purrs lightly* now let's see what mr snob can actually accomplish.
Dainty: your in a show. At least wait until after your preformance to mess it up. *to Adrian* good luck out there *walks to the stage edge to watch*
When can crystal go one and dance like a ballorena the song the swan something idk a calm song))))))
(totally know what I'm doing and not just improvising)
*he trotted on stage proudly, as staple followed behind with a different attitude. Classical music played in the background as Adrian ran towards Staple, jumping off his legs for a flips. The routine continued with somewhat simple tricks and a few other complicated tricks*
(I have no idea how pet shows actually go woops sorry)
(Crystal will get a chance(ShEs NoT A fOnNiE tHo TeChnIcaLlY tHis is RuLe breAkIng) and she can do whatever she wants)
Dainty: *watches the flips* I wonder how many before he messes up his fur?
(I planned nothing HHHHH)
*as the music faded out, Adrian ended his ruotine posing, only on his two backfeet, then the lights dimmed, and Adrian trotted backstage with Staple following nervously*
Adrian: Ah, the feeling of everyone watching you is great,isn't it?
Staple: I wish for death and nothing else.
Adrian:*he sighed as he walked past Dainty, not acknowledging her as he went to his place backstage*
Dainty: *flips her tail irritably and follows him* I believe you where looking for a thank you.
Announcer: beautiful beautiful! Those flips where magestic! Next up *flips through a list* New to the stage, but sure to blow us away, Thalia the fonnie!
Adrian:*he continued to ignore her as his groomer began to fix and re style his fur*
Staple:*he breathed heavily, drinking from his water bottle*
Dainty: are you feeling alright? That was your permission to brag about your preformance.
Thaila- *eagerly hops into a little metal box, as Mads carries her out onto stage and sets her down, then curls into a little ball six feet away. As soon as pop music turns on, Thaila opens her box and steps on Mads back. Mads starts to do forward rolls, Thaila walking on her. Mads then lands on her back while Thaila sits on Mads feet, being raised into the air, standing on her hind legs and backfilling off, curling her tail around herself as she spins. She then lands, putting her left paw in Mads hand while Mads uses her other hand to put it into the air, Thaila staring into the crowd, then after ten seconds returning to her heavy metal box, shutting it on her way in*
Dainty: have you suddenly become mute? *tilts her head at him, looking concerned*
Adrian: Just doing some mental math, thinking, I'm sure that's something new for you *he smirked, but didn't look at Dainty*
Announcer: a beautiful preformance! Short, to the point, and showing some serious talent! Now audience, you may now write on your ballots who you liked most!
Dainty was our first preformance, Adrian our second, and Thalia our last!
Adrian: uhf *he wiped his face with his paw* Oh it's nothing that concerns you, personal business. *he stood up, and turned to walk away, flicking Dainty's face with his tail*
Dainty: *rubs her face* it is on pretty boy.
Me: *votes for dainty cause music*
Mallory: *votes for Thalia cause dance acrobatics stuff*
(woops internet stopped for a second)
Adrian: *he stops, and turns around, glaring at Dainty* you little pest
(O boi i just realized that basically be flirting XD welp I guess that happened)
Dainty: *chuckles and licks her paw, cleaning her face*
Dainty: you've got one of the best acrobatic acts I've seen. I used to do them myself, but then I broke my leg, and now my owners too much of a wimp to do them anymore.
(HaLp mY IntErnEt kEePs crAsHinG)
Dainty: *shivers* they tried that with me once. That male came out with his face practically shredded. Needless to say, that was their first and only attempt.
Dainty: yeah, I guess, but honestly if they think I'm going to have pups with some random male they might as well think again.
Dainty: well I'm sure you'll find someone. Probably better off without som snobby purebred anyway.
Dainty: *looks around* speaking of that, where'd he wander off to?
Dainty: hey, just because he's self centered doesn't mean I'm going to be a jerk
Dainty: *whispers* besides, it looks like we got a sleep talker. This could be interesting.
(No no wife her friend XD, my poor brain)
Dainty: *sits next to him* *whispers* if I was smarter, maybe I could figure out what he's saying
Dainty: *hits Thalía with her tail* hey! No need to wake him up, now he's going to be cranky!
Dainty: oh wow, he's calling me dumb in his sleep, I feel so appreciated.
Dainty: hey look, now you've killed him. *pushes his paw off her nose*
Adrian: You people are insane. *he got up, fixing his fur, and walking off to another place* maybe I can get some peace and quiet here
Dainty: *to thaila* that was uncalled for. *walks off and curls up in another corner*
Dainty: *curls up, hiding in her tail* *she appears to be deep in thought*
Adrian: *falls asleep again, in a more secluded place*
(do you want to know what cook meant ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Dainty: *turns and glares at Thalia* these ears are good for more then just a fashion statement.
Owner: *walks over to dainty* what're you moping bout girlie? Stop messing up your fur.
Staple: *hyperventilating next to vending machine*
(don't worry about this)
Adrian: *mumbling in his sleep again* mmmmf no cook. no. wan wan lil to dat
(more to try and decode)
(I think this is one of the many things I'm to innocent to understand)
(Also I really gtg now)
Dainty: *eats the treat*
Owner: NO GIRLIE! Bad girl, your on a diet!
Dainty: *shrinks back*
Owner: *picks up the remains of the treat and tosses it in the trash*
(Let's continue this when Staple gets back)
(Back)
Dainty: *trots over to a pile of blankets in a corner and climbs atop them*
Owner: *opens his phone and takes a call* yeah I think we've got this one down.