me laughing for no reason

kid did a backflip off of the roof of my middle school he actually survived and landed on his feet

Once upon a time, i was coming in my room and accidently sat on my chili in a bowl. The end

I once went to a summer camp, and in the middle of the night i had a nose bleed (it doesnt really phase me as i have nose bleeds often) so i was like, "shoot, i need to get to the bathroom to clean myself up" so i try to wake up one of my cabin mates, but they just wont wake up, so try someone else, they dont wake up either, i couldnt wake any of my cabin mates. so i went, " yeah, i could probably go by myself, so i start walking to the bathroom, in the dark, by myself, in the middle of the forest, with only a flashlight. "yeah no, this sounds like a horror movie," and i turn back. i try to wak up some of my cabin mates again, still no one wakes up. so i just kinda layed back in bed and bleed for the rest of the night. my cabin mates woke up in the morning to a bloody mess

I was playing Minecraft then a creeper exploded and I raged and punched my phone then my mom walked in and yells IT'S JUST A CARTOON then I say IT'S A VIDEO GAME.