Ridley:*drinking with K.Rool* I hope palutena is doing ok with Shane K.Rool you’re really helping me a lot
K.Rool:yep and if this doesn’t work I’ll see if lucina would like to be friends with Shane
Ridley:so how did it go
Shane:it was awful
Ridley:what I thought you got along with dark pit
Shane:he was really lame and boring and they hated me
K.Rool:I have a idea CROME!!!
Ridley:who else could we leave Shane with
K.Rool:how about bowser jr
Bowser:no Shane made bowser jr regret his life so keep you inkling monster away from my little devil