Imagine, this prompt Phillip waking up in the middle of the night to find that Damien isn't in their bed. Then Phillip just walks up to his closet, gets his axe Susan out, and says, "Ready to go hunt down a douchebag, Susan?" He then prooceeds to find Damien in the kitchen, snacking on something Bailey(a not yet OC) had made.

Quite funny, right?