It’s Time For ANA-MANIAC! We’re , Zany! To The Max! So Just Sit Back And Relax. You’ll laugh till you Collapse! We’re Ana-maniacs!!! Come Join The Warner Brothers! (Wakko And Yakko ) And The Warner Sister, DOT! Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught But we break loose... And then vamoose... And now you know the plot We’re Ana-Maniacs!! Dot Is Cute, And Yakko Yaks!! Wakko packs away the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the sax We're An-i-man-i-acs!! Meet Pinky and the brain Who want to rule the universe Goodfeathers flock together, Slappy wacks 'em with her purse Buttons chases Mindy While Rita sings a verse The writers flipped We have no script Why bother to rehearse We're An-i-man-i-acs We have play or play contracts We're zany to the max There's baloney in our slacks We're An-i-man-ee Totally insane-ee Here's the shows namey An-i-man-i-acs Those are the facts!!

and i opp-

Ya!

Oh, and who is that?

Oh Mr animator man! Oh I've been wanting to see you! Now wakko you should step back for a moment, big brother talk and all

Okay now Mr animator man about you messing with my sib *Big rant about being better and then many mallets to his head* Thanks for understanding Mr animator man!

Okay, I will!

Hey baby bro I'm all done now! But eeeeehhhhh Mr animator man isn't lookin too good

Dots been....very distant lately. But I'm sure she'll come around one of these days!

She doesn't seem as active as you two are! Maybe she's off doing girl stuff

Ya, she's growing up and needs her alone time..even if it...a long Time.

Ill never understand girls..

Ah well, I'll see her again eventually

Definitely! absolutely!

I’m Here >:(

Okay then.... I have a question that only both of you could answer.

Well, I have to probably ask your mystical self because it's kinda a difficult question. Do you mind?

Alrighty then, nighty night!

Oh ya when wakko wakes up I'll join you guys!

Yes I am! Sorry if I was late, I had school and such.

Oh that's okay! I just wanted to ask either one of you guys! If Yakko is busy, then that's understandable!

Cartoon magic brother! Use it wisely

*hops out of jacket*

*Pat's head* Of course baby bro, big brother clearly "always" knows best

You're here! Okay, I'm ready to ask mystical Yakko and mystical Wakko questions!

*closes eyes as well* ooooommmmmmmmmm

Woooowww...

*starts to float* Ooommmmmmmm

*smiles in amazement*

*goes silent*

Here's the best part!

*the third eye shines open* The gateway between worlds have opened.

YAY! I have three questions- How does one become self confident? How does one become zany? Can we be friends?

To have confidence in the activity of life you must push away all the nasty feelings of self doubt. Accept the good and bad parts about yourself and think "I'll improve from this". We cannot give you the best answer in this so I suggest you see the Warner's in there true forms. And yes our bond is sealed.

WHOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!! But, it's easier said than done...how could I push my feelings of self doubt?

It will always be a challenge but you can trust your values, stop asking for validation etc. Mental health is not my strongest suit may I say.

Yes that as well.

Okay! Do you guys ever get annoyed?

Us as the gateways between the worlds have the patience and rarely get that feeling, our other selves may have answers for that though.

Ooooh!!!!! What's it like to be all mystical and stuff? Can you guys eat?

Of course. As the pure embodiment of knowledge we have new knowledge and old knowledge always flowing into our minds, we even know everyone's search history like teds on the outer rinks of space. We also do not feel, our minds are way to superior to have time for heavy emotions. I say it is a honor to be a being of such wisdom.

WAIT- PINKY WANTSS TO BE MY FRIEND?! Fascinating, but wouldn't it get kinda boring or lonely without heavy emotions? Wait- you even know all the fanart I draw of you?! *blushes nervously* Is it weird that I enjoy your wisdom talk? My apologies for too many questions heh...

Poit! Hello! I'm your bestest friend now okay! Brother how did this small rodent get out here? And no not at all we enjoy filling your mind with knowledge.

NARF! :D Do you think that Mr. Animator man would like this? Will he snap out of his insanity anytime soon?

Oooooh you say narf too!? Brain never says it but he doesn't understand it makes everything better! Seems so brother, but can such creature also hold mystical abilities?

I don't really say "NARF" I just love the way you say it! Also, it is indeed fun to say! :D I hate to sound rude, I apologize, but are you guys going to answer my questions?

Nnnaaaaaarrrrrffff... Oh sorry mortal, well brother do we have such answer?

Heh... sorry about that... 😅

Yes, but it is a long journey. Some have never returned from there lost sanity

Oh no! Is there anyway we can help regain his sanity?

Oh?

I'm afraid not dear brother, his mind is too lost into the dark abyss of the mind.

Wait...

What?

Like hypnosis? Say, where did Pinky run off to? Was he too in deep meditation?

Oh it twas but nothing dear brother and mortal and where did pinky go- Troz! Look at my forehead! Brother this..this creature has opened his third eye but yet he has not gotten any wiser!! He is the ultimate being!!

YAY PINKYYYY!!!!!

La-dee-la-la!! narf! Oh it's so fun to float around!

Do youuuu know all?

Ooh well I sure hope you don't tell everyone about my secret lint collection, poit! Worry not rodent, our mouths are sealed.

Oh goodie! No worries brother, when shall we leave this state of great power?

Imma back! Sorry, I was feeling a bit down in the dumps heh...

Yes of course. I think I shall *third eye closes, falls to the ground*

Oh hey doggo! It's normal ol' me again!

*Catches Yakko* HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOO NURSE! HAH I always wanted to do that!

Oh thanks for the catch! It's always fun to say!

So Wakko is not returning to normal I see? Well in that case, let's ask zany questions!

Ooooh ya! Wakko wakko who "really" Ate my homemade creme brulee?

Uh oh...

Oh it's crispy edges just perfect! *Dramatic spotlight* The perfect crime as well..

Well me and little sib still gotta have a talk, he told me dot ate it.

Oooh that would be funny to watch but no no don't do that.

So basically he had a bad day and the creme brulee was the only thing he saw? Noooooo don't curse precious boi! He didn't mean to!

Hmmmm

Do you have more knowledge than Brain?

Ha ha zort! Brain is super duper smart, that would be tough to beat. Woah when did pinky get here?

Well brain is ummmm...my very best friend so that beats it! Ha ha narf! Oh oh I got a question!! What's narf?

Nnaaaaaaarfff...

Pinky are you meditating, or are you saying it slowly? NNNNNNNAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!! :D Hey, may I have permission to give you cuddles?

Meditating? Is that when you make noise without opening your mouth? Oh and all the cuddles!! Poit!

Not quite, that's telepathic communication. Meditation is uh...Wakko care to explain? Yeah Pinky, we can cuddle with mystical Wakko!

Cuddles with the glowy eye doggie!!

YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! *Sweetly cuddles* Wow, both of yall are soft! Just like a teddy bear!

*Jumps onto wakkos cap* Ha ha Narf!! oh its such a soft hat!

May I stay like this until I wak... *Falls asleep due to the softness*

*hugs ears* So wobbly wobbly!

Okay okay so a few question! so one! whats this "brinky ship" I'v heard about on the "internet" brain calls it, is it a cool ship!! I am a sailor Ha ha narf! okay and two! whats the difference between different types of cheeses? there all cheese so why name they different things? And finally! do I look pretty?

Huh, I thought me and brain already loooooooved each other? narf!

OH OH I got one! I got one!!

Oh wait, no no I can't seem to remember. oh well too-da-loo! *skips off into the distance* Well he's a happy mouse, welp baby bro come on down now I'l catch ya.

Oh well pinky and doggo wanted to give you a big hug while you were in the third eye state! Oh ya pinky came over but he's gone now.

No mr animator man passed out again like before..he's foaming from the mouth again too. Pinky asked what brinky was, cheese differences and if he looked pretty.

Oh maybe!! Mystical stuff blah blah yak yak oh and I just remembered, he told me who hate the creme brulee I made last week...so Wakko why don't we have a chat? what did you say again? Dot did it? mhm yes.

Awwww are you saying my baking was a spark of happiness?

A w w w w wait....Wait. was it because it was the only food around at the moment?

But I patched you lucky hat alll up! I was going to give it to you with the surprise I made you!

Goodnight baby bro! Your surprise will be done by tomorrow!