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Woah-yaoi-owo 
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04.04.2021
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Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
04.04.2021 01:09
Linkpees pants
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
04.04.2021 01:11
Linksince I like this I'm going to set this as my current pfp for a long time.
*he pinned his ears* I doubt your name is nothing now answer me before I kill you or something else
*They just seemed confused- like they didn't know they had a name-*
*bared his teeth at them growling* every one has a name you know
???: `` ,,,*they whisper--* my parents are succubus's and Incubuses,,,``
???: `` C-cuz demons a-aren't allowed h-here! i-it's a str-strict rule! ``
???: `` U-usually we c-call eachother b-by names o-or preform rituals. ``
*Ham poofs over there in her human form*
Ham: `` where tf is he ``
???: `` HI H-HAM! ``
Ham: `` Oh, hey Sport. ``
Lol he was never here I just wasn't sure if you would have came if I said anything else
Ham: `` Pssh, and you'll never find out. ``
*Sport hugs Ham and she hugs back-*
*Ham casually makes sport human--*
Sport: `` H-hey,,, ``
Ham: `` we can't have you walking around like that. you know people will recognize you. ``
Ham: `` fun. Sportsy here is supposed to be at his shift. ``
Sport: `` I-it got bad,,, s-sorry. ``
Ham: `` He works at a strip club and some assholes keep trying to enforce themselves onto him and tell him to kill himself. ``
Sport: `` B-but-- ``
Ham: `` Hush. We're going to deal with them. ``
*Ham opens a portal--*
*Ham shoves Sport in the portal and they're all immediatly in the strip club--*
*Shade acts as If he was just visiting and asked for a drink or 2*
*Ham closed the portal-*
Ham: `` get changed. act like you're back on your shift. ``
Sport: `` b-but-- ``
Ham: `` just do it. ``
*Sport goes into the storage closet--*
*Sport comes out, completely in a different set of clothing. it was very revealing and he just went backstage--*
Ham: `` There'll be a small glowing light behind the curtains if Sport gets touched by them. ``
No let me do this not you ham trust me -there was a low growl in his voice-
*Ham fixed her clothes a little--*
Ham: `` they should be here in around,,, 5 minutes? maybe longer. ``
Ham: `` they'll b- ``
* two angels casually walk into the stripclub and Ham goes dead silent-*
Let me guess that's them if it is we still need to wait a bit longer trust me I know what I'm doing
Ham: `` yeah- ``
*They go around checking stuff out, both going separate ways*
So that's who they are we need to act like we don't know anyone except each other you got that Ham
Thanks *just ****ing drinks half the bottle like it was nothing*
You stay here I have a job to do *he followed the 2 angels dead silently*
*he got on his hind legs just to tower over them* so what are you 2 doing back here harassing one of my girls when they are trying to work?
*The two angels jumped--*
Angel 1: `` We were praising them. ``
Angel 2: `` And you aren't allowed back here. ``
Sure you were she has already told me about the things you do to her *he lifted them both off the ground by their Shirts*
*One of the angels cut shades paw a little and Sport was just a m a z e d by shade's power-*
*he snarled at them both* and if you want to stay alive I suggest you leave her be *he dropped them both* now scram!
Yea I only go into my wolf form and stand on my hind legs when I'm trying to scare people without hurting them in anyway so yea mission accomplished
Ham: `` Oh, no, no. it was on accident they're good. ``
Sport: `` Haaaaaam don't d-do me like th-that. ``
*Ham is proud of herself*
Sport: `` I-I made someone a-accidentally die e-earlier. ``
Sport: `` I-I'm nothing against an-angels! ``
Ham: `` And I have no idea on why you protect me. ``
Ham: `` Damn, okay. get ready for a whole bunch of annoyingness from her, then. ``
Sport: `` i-i'm not annoying! ``
Ham: `` yeah, you're right. you're born in a family of demons that feed off of sex. ``
Oh wait that's not good for my personality of being a horny person
Ham: `` Sportsy, whatever you do, do NOT do what you would do to your normal friends. And shade don't you dare flirt with my sister, I will kill you. ``
Sport: `` k-kind of! kind of. kind of- D-depends on wh-who's talkin' t-to ya'. ``
*Smol squeak from sport--*
Ham: `` and they're always uncontrollably cold. ``
Oh they are now? I don't know who hurt you guys and I probably shouldn't meet them cause I might literally kill them
Ham: `` Eh. I've already dealt with em,,, `` *She gave shade a devilish smile*
Ham: `` And in the most miserable way possible as well! whole reason why I went into my human form that time. ``
Ham: `` Chains of regret and shame ^^ ```
Sport: `` wh-why those-? ``
Ham: `` BECAUSE I C a N ``
Ham: `` It's way more painful than you think. I COULD SHOW YOU USING A CERTAIN SOMEONE AS AN EXAMPLE! `` *casually talking about jack--*
Sport: `` O-oh, you m-mean Mr. J? ``
I got Harley Quinn vibes when I read Mr. J lol)) pfft-doubt it's that painful really the true test is trying it on me I am a wolf after all
(MR.J = JACK NOT CLICKBAIT)
*Ham casually makes a portal upwards and drags Jack down--*
Jack: `` oh ****--``
Sport: `` H-hi Mr. J! ``
Ham: `` stay still or your kneecaps will be invisible. ``
*Ham just whips out the chains and Jack's face instantly goes pale--*
Ham: `` Nighty, night *****, ``
Jack: `` NONONO HELL ****ING NO I'M NOT READY TO CONFESS MY CRIMES AND SINS AGAIN ``
*Ham wraps them around jack and he instantly starts coughing up blood--*
Ham: `` CONFESS! ``
Jack: `` NEVER! ``
*Sport is like `` this is fine``*
Sport: `` Not only do the chains squeeze you from the outside, they squeeze you from the inside. ``
Ham: `` JACK JUST CONFESS! ``
Jack: `` NO I'D RATHER DIE AND BE TORTURED AGAIN ``
Ight I'm sure I have much darker things to talk about than this b*tch
*Ham unchained Jack and then stared at Shade*
Ham: `` Wanna? ``
*Ham put them on shade and it hurt like hell-- it felt like they were going to throw up-*
No its definitely working this is agony I just don't give up or give in
Ham: `` ah. I guess I'll just take the chains off you. ``
*Ham loosens the chains so they fall and they disappear into thin air-*
I'm just gonna *he falls on to his side and just shivers for a good minute* okay I'm good now *he got back up*
Ham: `` pssssh,,, atleast you aren't as weak as jack. ``
Jack: `` I-I WASN'T READY FOR THAT HAM, YOU KNOW THIS ``
Hey at least I didn't admit to lewd thing :D I was get close to though
Ham: `` well **** I wanna know now. ``
Jack: `` Ham, that man has very ****ed shit when it comes to lewd. ``
Jack: `` y e s , y e s I a m . ``
Sport: `` I-I have secrets t-too! ``
Ham: `` Sportsy I already know all of your secrets. ``
And I'm sure Jack knows very well what I'm capable of don't you?~
Jack: `` yesIdonowshutup. ``
Ham: `` ,,, ``
*Ham slowly takes out the chains and looks at jack--*
*lifts Jack so he is out of reach* N o p e n o t g o n n a h a p p e n
Ham: `` you guys are no fun.``
Sport: `` I'vecalculatedonhowmanydemonsI've****edwithandit'satotalof359. ``
I'm sure there are demons that **** more often than you do Hot-stuff~
Sport: `` I-I've reach 1,567 o-once. ``
Ham: `` She's not lying. ``
Jack: `` Noobs. I don't do that ever B) ``
Jack: `` ah, correct; I try not to. ``
Ham: `` ,,,PLEASE LET ME CHAIN JACK!!! ``
Jack: `` well sh-``
*Ham immediately chains Jack up and makes the chains R E A L L Y tight--*
Ham: `` no, NOW CONFESS, JACK ``
Jack: `` NEVER! ``
*Jacks mouth, nose and a lot of cuts were bleeding--*
I'm just gonna go grab me some drinks and your coming with me Sport
Sport: `` O-okay! H-have fun Ham! ``
*Ham just continues with what's she's doing to jack lol*
*Grabs sport and brings her over to the bartender* so what do you want to drink hotstuff~