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Black Friday
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meet: bourbon!
by:
Shade-Is-Russian 
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03.05.2021
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RK900-
03.05.2021 19:14
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Shade-Is-Russian[OP]
03.05.2021 19:32
Linkeee
Ozzy: I'm scared take me home.
Lust: nope. also HI!!!!!!
*Lust was waving hello to Bourbon casually*
Bourbon: Oh I'm sure the commie **** is taller than me
Shade: Tf did you just call me short stack?!
Bourbon: What in Heaven's blaze are you doing here Shade?
Shade: hi
Hatred: he talks funny >:I
Lust: Hatred, say that again and I'll **** you into the ground.
Ozzy: this is why I don't like adults-
Ozzy: no it's okay.
Lust: this adorable little kiddo wouldn't be around me if they cared :D
*Scared hatred sounds lol*
Hatred: HIM! LUST DUDE THING I CAN'T BEAR HIM.
Lust: I mean we kinda can't get away from eachother sooo...
Ozzy: :D
*Hatred was pointing at Lust like the angy moody man he is*
Bourbon: *grabs hatred and starts Running*
Shade: COME BACK HERE!
*Lust just waves goodbye and Ozzy chases after them*
Ozzy: WAAAIIIIT I'M COMING TOO!!!!!! HE HAS MY PHONE D:
*Ozzy running after them intensifies and Lust just takes out his journal and starts writing in it lol*
Ozzy: I'M TRYING!
Name: Bourbon
height: 6ft 4in
Age: 30
Sex: Male
Likes: getting his paws dirty, tobacco chew, and flirting with people
Dislikes: Shade, picky people, clean people that freak out if their brand new clothes got dirty
Description: Is nice and cheerful but if you piss him off he will get violent absolutely hates Shade and his best friend is Absolut
- trever - A New animal too terrorize!
- radio - _w_ you’re gunna love it here
- clever - SHUT THE **** UP
- trever - I’m 8,11 if I’m in my animal form unlike shade he has 3 I only have one but I’m human rn so 4,11
- radio - I can be as tall as I want I’m dead :l
- Clever - 6,1
- clever - SAY THAT WHEN I ROUND YOUR ASS TOO THE GROUND!!
- trever - OI STFU
- radio - we should go…
- clever - ILL BEAT YOUR ASS
Trever - I’ll talk care of him - he jumps on top of him and there beating each other
- radio - I’m a ghost … I’m invisible too everybody 😔
- Radio - I’m like the least favorite charter but I’m like the third most important person in the lore
I’m a ghost and I can’t drink nor sleep but sure :D (( he is depressed it makes me kinda sad
- trever and clever still killing each other -
R: should we stop them ?
Shade: OI YOU TO ****S STOP FIGHTING!
Bourbon: nah Shade has it taken care of
Shade: *looming over both of them* I told both of you to stop fighting
Bourbon: ah okey doki then-
NO - they both yell still kill each other -
R: do you have siblings Bourbon?
Shade: *Snarling* If you 2 don't stop fighting your not gonna like it
Bourbon: I don't think so-
Shade: *grabs them both while looking like a rabid wolf snarling and foaming at the mouth*
Bourbon: not exactly
Shade: *Bares his teeth at Trever still snarling*
Bourbon: I probably have to go take care of Shade soon to make sure he doesn't kill one of them-
Shade: *even more pissed off snarling*
Bourbon: Or maybe not-
- he wrapped his tail around his legs so he wouldn’t move -
R: I mean -
Shade: *Pissed off snarling*
Bourbon: no I think it will be fine-
- he bit his neck harshly and it starts bleeding -
- R- yeah they will
Shade: *kicks him while snarling*
Bourbon: wanna grab some popcorn and watch?-
- he growled biting him harder - do I have too hurt you….
- R - Yep , you read my mind
Shade: What do you mean by that? *still growling*
Bourbon: *walks off and comes back with some popcorn*
- he smelt blood - … - he licked the blood off his neck -
- Radio just ignored it and put his head on his shoulder -
Shade: *kicks him off throwing him clear across the room*
Bourbon: *tail wagging happily*
- he smiled - just let me it won’t hurt……
- he went on top of him snuggling him out of no where -
- he licked his neck softly licking the blood off-
- he just kept hugging him blushing -
(( radio x Bourbon 🤷♀️
Why so angry…? You liked it last time ~
- he yawns still sleeping but happy -
What I thought - he licked his neck again -
- radio woke up - hm…....?
- he moved a bit and kept licking -
- radio froze like a frozen stick and his face turned red -
Shade: Why tf are you licking me?-
Bourbon: what are you blushing about?~ *still hugging him*
- he was silent not answering just kept licking -
I-IM S-SORRY - he responded looking like his soul left his body -
Shade: *grabs Trever's waist* I asked you a question~
Bourbon: What no it's fine *hugging him still*
- he jumped when you grabbed his waist but he got used too it in a second- for the blood……
O-Oh… I’m sorry for saying sorry- - he hugged him a bit closing his eyes -
Uhh kinda - he blushed -
- his face turned red but smiled awkwardly as he looked at him -
Shade: Is that so~ *his tail wagged slightly*
Bourbon: *happy boi*
Shade: well what was that kinda about then?~
Bourbon: *happy bean*
- he just licked the blood off his neck -
- he adjusted and snuggles him -
Shade: *pins Trever down his tail wagging*
Bourbon: *happily accepts the cuddles*
Shade: heheheheh
Bourbon: *Gets up* sorry I got to make sure Shade doesn't do anything stupid-
Shade: *licks Trever's neck*
Bourbon: SHADE DON'T YOU EVEN ****ING DARE!
Shade: *keeps licking*
Bourbon: *pulls out a revolver* Shade I said let him off-
- trever - a hoe gunna die tonight if you don’t get off me
- radio - I’m watching my tone nanana ~ no why? Cuz ima get thrown nananan - he sang -
Shade: how about n-
Bourbon: *shoots the revolver in the air as a warning*
- trever - you know I have scales that protect me dumbass
- radio - heh I’m so glad I’m on his side ……
- trever gets up - every time he does that my back kill me a bit more - he turns back into a human -
- radio - silent -
Bourbon: oh sorry about that Trever but you probably shoudn't've bit him tho-
- trever snarled - he was acting like a *****
- radio - what have I raised
Bourbon: He only did that cause you and your brother were starting to kill each other!
- trever scoffed - clever ? He doesn’t live up too his name am I the only one who knows how too fight?
Says the one that only has a revolver too protect him - go back too you’re mommy “ sherif “
- radio - he gets like this when he’s pissed off
I’m not a little ***** like the people you fight in you’re paradise-
- r - please don’t fight him it’s not worth it
And you’re boyfriend … - he scoffed - dudes too soft, unlike my real…Father
Bourbon: :^
Shade: *reappears* did you really have to scare me by doing that I'm still shaking a bit >:T
Bourban: Oh shut it will ya Shade
Shade: *growls* I'm not gonna shut up
- he grabbed a knife teleported to him grabbed him by his fur pulling him up close and putting the knife too his neck - …
You say one more thing I flip you’re ass like a turtle … FIRST YOU **** MY SON, YOU DISRESPECT ME , YOU HAVE ALMOST KILLED MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY !? AND THEN PULL THIS SHIT IM NOT AS FUN AND GAMES AS YOU THINK WHEN I SAY SHUT UP SHUT THE **** UP… - he put the knife on his neck cutting him a bit -
YOU THINK YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT … YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY GO **** YOURSELF -
Bourban: Shade don't make a sick joke please-
Shade: *inhale* Only if you watch me~
- he gives bour a look and then looks at the dagger and looks back at him saying “ you better ****ing break this up before kill this mother****er that doesn’t deserve a life -
Bourban: Sus =^^= sussy bois
Shade: tf?-
Bourban: *loads his revolver*
Shade: Shit-
Bourban: *pulls out a tobacco can and puts some chew in his mouth*
Shade: bleh Tobacco chewer-
