yes he's a good mom wowowowow
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18.04.2021
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Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
18.04.2021 20:47
Linkhe acts more like a mom than a dad so sajdbhahsdf
Black: yes I can. and I'm saying you can't talk to me or my pink baby!
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*Black was kinda happy, but he still seemed kind of upset lol*
Black: ^^
Black: I'm a liar. get used to it.
*Black hugged pink tightly, like he never wanted to let go of them-*
I WAS SUS OF BLACCC))
*swiping card* UGH, JUST ACCEPT MY DANG CARD!
(HAHAH!)
*Black crawls in the vents to admin, not hopping out, and just observing*
*Blacks horns accidentally hit the vents opening and he gasped, then he stayed quiet...*
*black used his tablet to close the door, and then hopped out of the vent*
Black: Pink... don't run.
*Black re-arranged his tie*
Black: because you'd tell on me. Now, please sit down. this'll take awhile.
Pink: *sits* why do I need to sit? Are you the only imposter? Please tell me what's going on.
Black: I'm not the only impostor. And uh... I just... need somebody to talk to... I'm... confused.
Pink: who's your buddy? I promise I'll keep my mouth shut. What are you confused about?
Black: can't say. And uh.... I'm...... confused about my uh--- uhm- .....er-... everything.
Black: uh..... I-I feel l-like murdering an-and eating s-so many p-people...
Pink: well yea, your an impost- wait, do you feel like killing me right now?
*Black slowly nods while twitching a little*
Black: I-I try m-my best not to!
*He slowly hugs himself*
Pink: o-ok, you are going pretty good at it. I will most likely die anyways. I am not good at doing any of this stuff. *Pink hugs black and rubs his back* its ok if you do end up killing me, its your job.
Pink: I'm not going to let go. I'd rather die hugging someone I care about than cowering in a corner of a locked room.
Pink: trust me I'm scared too. *pink let go of black* I just don't want to die... *she looks at black with a little fear*
Black: No! I-I'll bite myself instead!
*Blacks helmet forms a mouth and he bites his arm, making it bleed-*
Pink: well, if you won't kill me, blue camps in med and yellow sticks with red who likes nav.
Black: yellow died because he had an argument with red, so I killed him and ate him a-and I don't have the guts to kill red or blue...
Pink: well we are the only ones remaining so you guys have to kill one of us. Just let me know your imposter matethen kill me. It'll make your job much easier
Black: BECAUSE I SUCK, I SUCK AT EVERYTHING BUT SELLING DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
Pink: ...can I have some alcohol? Also, you successfully killed yellow, didn't you?
Black: s-sure and... that was because I snapped.
*Black takes out some whiskey*
Black: this is $30. take it or leave it.
*pink pulls out a 50*
Pink: just keep it. *drinks the whiskey* just find ways to snap at everyone else and you'll be fine
Black: ...okay..
*Black puts the money in his wallet and then hides in the vent again.*
*WOAH THE DOOR OPENS WOAHHHHH*
*YAY THE DOOOOR*
Pink: bye black... *leaves le room and just sits down in the hall and drinks the bottle*
*pink finishes the bottle*
Pink: ugh, I need to do my tasks-
*she stands up and stumbles down the hall towards electrical*
*pink drank too much and shocked herself trying to do wires lol*
Pink: OW, shoot-
*Black whispered a little, in a soft voice*
Black: take it slow.... not too fast...
Pink: ughhhh, why can't I just be the imposter? Seems so much easier than this tasks and surviving bullshit. *goes to try and fix wires again*
Pink: *drops the wire* holy, shitttt. How long have you been there?
Pink: why, did you get anyone else? * still focused on the wires, but failing badly at fixing them*
Black: I killed blue but I think red's going to be pissed at me.
Black: Well I mean YEAH! Imagine someone killing someone you'd been ****ing or something
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Pink: well, white is dead and im not pissed. White was my best friend, we were friends for like 6 years.
Pink: maybe. He had a lot of friends. Super social, unlike me. He was all I had...
Pink: it doesn't matter, he's gone and he wanted me to live for him so imma try. But if I'm going to die I'd rather you do it.
*pink walks in*
Pink: HOLY SHIT!!! uhhhhh, red?? *pink was shaking in fear*
Pink: umm, ok. *she walks up to red* who did this? I know it wasn't you. Who else is left?
Pink: I knew it was black. He told me, but I thought there was more of us left. Aren't you going to kill me?
Pink: ok then, off to finish my tasks, I'm sorry about blue. * leaves nav*
Pink: BLACK! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE! ugh, I'm just going to do my last few tasks.
Pink: WHY WONT SOMEONE JUST KILL ME ALREADY?!?!?! its an easy kill, like for real. *fills the gas*
*Black hopped out of the vent*
Black: because! you're our friend.
Pink: but why? Why care about the one thing keeping you from getting rid of all of us crewmates?
Pink: red doesn't even know me, all he cares about is blue. I understand you, kinda. *pink gets up and walks to medbay*
Black: Red is too careless about being an impostor, and so am I.
*Black follows pink*
Black: like I said. I've snapped and killed some people. Red on the other hand... he hasn't.
*pink turned around and looked at black*
Pink: so you killed white?
Pink: no, nonononono. He wouldn't do that! He's not like that! *pink collapsed on the ground crying*
Pink: you had to of killed him, he wouldn't do that!!!
Pink: b-but now I have to live, without white. You guys won't k-kill me, so now I have to live without him! * she leans into black, just crying*
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Pink: please don't follow me!
* pink stops in front of the launch pad, breathing hard*
Black: NO, NO DONT THINK ABOUT IT, PINK! DONT TAKE ANOTHER DAMN STEP >:(
*Black speeds next to them and then hugs them... hyperventilating..*
Pink: if I launch I can. If I launch I will be dead with him and we can see each other. If I launch-
Black: you're not going to. I will lock you in medbay with me and red until we get back on earth.
Pink: ok, there are plenty of sharp objects there. I'm fine with that idea.
Black: ...communications it is!
*Black drags pink, and then red to communications and then closes the door*
Pink: uhnnn... ACK-
*pink jumps backwards and hits her head on the wall*
Pink: what are you doing, red?
*Red nods and then angrily looks at black*
Red: I know exactly how it feels...
Pink: ... Uh, if your going to be mad, don't do it while hugging me-
Red: I wont. I'm just mad at black. I wont hurt anyone though.
Black: I told you already I snapped near him...
Pink: red, its his j o b. Black cant help it. I honestly don't know how I'm not dead yet. I'm such an easy kill.
Pink: but what's stopping your instincts? Like black, he just snaps and kills without control.
Pink: uhm it is my business! if you dont tell me i will knock myself out.
Red: if you do that then I will make black leave the ship. or in other words; die.
Pink: *takes gun* STOP! i will shoot myself if i dont get an explanation
Red: ...because you're the only one who can get us home. both black and I also seem to like your personality and independence.
Pink:... why cant you guys get home? and how is my personality good? i am a sucky person who is reckless and careless
Red: Just...
*Red snatches the gun and puts it in his helmet*
Red: just take us home, okay?
Pink: ok fine. just no more shooting yourself, ok? *she goes to nav and takes us le home*
*Red was kind of.... silent, the entire time... and black was motionless*
Pink: *sigh of r e l i e f* ok thats good. he must me just super tired. *heads back to the wheel*
Pink: uhhh would you get mad if i didnt know where we are?
Pink: I-im not saying i dont, im just a-asking... OK I DONT KNOW WHERE WE ARE IM LOST PLEASE DONT GET MAD!
Pink: i am sorry! i've never flown this before all of space looks the same to me!
Red: it's okay! it's not like the rest of the crew is dead or anything!!!!
Pink: fine. *leaves the wheel and poins at it* you drive! *does and sits in a corner, pissed off*
*Red stares at pink like 'bet' and starts driving the correct way. what a boss.*
Black: I....care too much..... *he was still seemingly asleep. but his abdomen was... HOLY SHIT! IT FORMED A MOUTH!?*
Pink: *she stumbled back*
Pink: UHM RED? I KINDA NEED HELP WITH BLACK!
*Red quickly ran to black and IMMEDIATLY CUT HIS OWN LEG OFF- FEEDING IT TO BLACKS ABDOMENS MOUTH-*
Pink: UHM ***** WAIT! *she grabs red and pushes him away* what the hell are you doing?!?!?!
Red: helping!
*Blacks abdomen went back to normal. no mouth, no nothing.*
Red: and? he's my friend! I can't just let him... have... issues...
Pink: theres other bodies for a reason! you didnt need to harm your own.
Pink: ok, thank you. im going to gathrer up some bodies in case that happens again *leaves nav*
*gathers green, yellow and blues body not thinking about how it would hurt reed to see blue*
Pink: OK i got some bodies- *she was covered in blood*
*Red was just staring at blues body-*
Red: mmmmh... okay...
(daw, shit ya made him upset again </3)
oml i sowwy pink wasnt thinkinggggg))
Pink: where do you want me to put them?
*realizes she brought blue*
Pink: OH SHIT FRICK SHOOT CRAP IM SORRY I WASNT THINKING WHEN I BROUGHT IT HERE
yea, u got a point))
*pink was just staring at red with a look of horror and guilt*
*Red was just d e p r e s s e d seeing his boyfriends lifeless body all cramped up in an uncomfortable position*
Red: ....
Pink: i-im sorry... i wasnt thinking... *she was still staring at red*
*Red just looked at pink and then away cuz he's trying his best not to cry and just huffs-*
Red: I'm okay.
*pink goes and le huggo him*
Pink: you can cry. just let it all out...
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS I AM JUST ****ING SCARED))
*Pink just rubbed his back*
Pink: hey, its ok...
Red: he's ****ing dead..... he's dead and it's my fault-!!! I w-wasn't with him wh-when black sn-snapped a-and...
Pink: thats in the past! you have to move on. its not your fault at all. black snapped and at least you didnt see him die. that would've been worse.
Red: he said... that him and blue were heading to electrical, and- and blue's shoulder g-got cut wi-with some sh-sha-arp metal a-and-- *Red was barely able to talk. hahah hyperventilating while crying go bRrRRr*
Pink: i get the rest, just breathe. at least he didnt kill himself like white did...
*Red was trying to calm down, but nothing was working holy shit-*
*pink huggo him tightly*
Pink: its ok, you have me now as your friend! i wont die, i promose
*Red sniffs because jawdshdbsdsaf crying and calms down a little*
(how the **** can u not see them they're h u g e )
*Red spreads out his wings and they're both atleast 15 ft wide*
Red: if I get too mad; wire will appear and uh... they're barbed wires. that wrap around me.
i t h u r t s .
a l o t .
Red: because. I'm a *ahem* "Fallen angel that needs to be punished for sinning." and uhhh... kinda explains why I have black wings instead of white ones. and I'm lacking a halo.
Pink: well i think your better tahn those angels. you can be you and still have fresh ass wings. just without anger... seems impossible.
Red: yeah well thats why those ****in angels up there are all, " Hey look at red dude, he's down there bein gay!" n' shit.
*Red was getting a little red*
Pink: im bi so what does it matter what they say! screw them, just be you!
Red: thanks. I'm also bi, I just like guys a lot more. ^^
*Black in the background, mumbling again*
Black: you don't.... stay around... alot....
*Black wasn't like last time. He was more.... calm. and at peace. although his nose was bleeding a little..*
Pink: i'll get some tissue *returns with some tissue and hold it up to blacks nose*
*the blood was a nice wine red but when it touched the paper it turned.... a neon... blue..?*
Red: oh shit he's thinkin of em again.
Pink: ok ten... *conts to make it stop bleeding* when will he wake up???
Red: well, since he never sleeps, awhile. and uh. the nose bleeding thing is totally normal for him. he's just having a... "bad dream"
Red: ...okay. if you get your leg ripped off dont blame me or black~
*red walks away and blacks just whimpering a little*
Pink: *stares at black and pats his shoulder* hey, im here dont worry.
Black: st-stop! stop you... can't touch that!
*Blacks body twitched a little...*
(that moment when he wasnt talking abt the hand thing kiashdkisd 👁👁)
Black: stop... touching me... there...
Pink: *she starts to shake black to try and wake him up* please chill out black.
*Black just trembled and sobbed still.... he was whispering... prayers?*
Black: no... please... please, stop... mercy...
Pink: please just tell me! i've been so worried, red literally cut off his leg to keep you chill
Pink: well, i dont care what you dream or anything. it wouldnt change how i see you as a person.
Black: it... wasn't a dream... uhm... it was... a bad memory... a-and.. it was uh.... s-someone... uhm... touching me.. without... consent....
*BLACK WAS SO ****ING SILENT YOU COULD HEAR RED HUMMING FROM TWO ROOMS AWAY-*
Pink: its ok, its not like im going to post it online or anything. im just going to commit murder, thats all.
Black: I don't want you to do that for me, okay? ^^ *His voice cracked while saying that sentence*
Pink: your nose was bleeding neon blue while you were ut, thats why i asked
Black: uhm! s-so! hat's not really BLOOD UHM--- IT'S SOMETHING GROSS AND I CANT REALLY TELL YOU HAHAHAHAH...
*Black sighs and stares at the pile of dead bodies lol*
Black: .... u h .
Black: too late, why are there dead bodies in a pile on the floor?
Pink: because ur abdomen opened a mouth and red cut off his leg and fed it to it and so i gathered some bodes in case it happened again.
Black: .....REDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
*Black was storming off to find red*
Red: WHAT?!
Black: DID YOU GIVE MY MOUTH YOUR LEG?!
Red:....YEAH???
Black: OKAY YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND BUT DONT DO THAT AGAIN
* gets all of the bodies in one pile. she was covered in blood*
Pink: w-who knew bodies were so, heavy?
Black: being a girl has nothing to do with your strength and *ahem* forgive me for this bad and overused joke. Ooooh, yes please~
Pink: ok just shut up. and yes it does, males are physically built stronger than females.
Black: Purple, terrese, margret, some other female that I sold drugs to,
Black: I could eat them with red. but I think you should hide blues body... because uh.... yknow...
Pink: yea m sure. i think. he cried for 30 solid minutes then he said he was ok. so i dont really know for sure.
Pink: yea, me neither. im super tired so im going to take a nap. can you get rid of the bodies?
Pink: ok, thank god. are all the bodies gone? i was getting kinda nauseous from the sight of so much blood.
Black: not blues. I'm going to hide his body. So I dont upset red more
Pink: ok, i'll be back. dont have those whack dreams again, it scared me half to death. *grabs blue and walks away*
lmao, the s n o r e))
*walks into le room*
Pink: well, he's alseep. im going to go find red.
*walks right back out to le find him*
Pink: finally! If im going to be completely honest with you, i never expected to get off of this ship alive.
Red: mmmmhhhh, and if we werent so merciful to you you'd be dead where you stood.
Pink; oh trust me, i know that one. i've seen enough bodies for that to be obvious.
Black: y-yeah! you're my friend, I just got pissed for a sec. sorry.
Black: thank you. I've had him for.... a year now? he's still little.
Red:cute
°reds tail sways back and forth, she puts her hands in her hoodie pocket°
°red smiles softly, it's seems her smile isnt as bright as it normally us°
Black: are you sure? you don't seem as happy as you usually are.
Red:don't worry about it
Blue:hey cyan, did you hear that purple got white voted out.
Cyan:yeah
*Black sighed and then hugs her*
Black: it'll be okay! it'll...... be okay....
*Black stopped hugging red and stood up*
Black: Cyan, buddy, pal, why don't we talk in reactor?
*As soon as cyan stepped in reactor by a few feet black closed the door and whipped around to look at cyan*
Black: what. the. HELL CYAN?! WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ACCOMPLISHING?!
Cyan:I like her so I'm trying to get her to like me back
°cyan chuckles°
Black: you like her? pfffffft, you LIKE HER? AS IN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER? jeez, guys these days and their stupid excuses.
Cyan:it seems like you like her so, may the bast man win
°cyan opens the door and leaves°
Black: Because she's more... how do I put it... like me? like- she's like m e . she's like me, but f e m a l e .
°cyan finds red bleeding out on the floor, she was already dead°
Cyan:red..
Cyan:RED WILL NEVER LIKE YOU!
°red growls, she couldn't do anything because she was dead°
Black: yeah? well- well nobody likes me! why do you THINK I came to space? just to ****ing murder and sell drugs?! NO! I WANTED TO. DIE. OUT. HERE.
*Black was crying, and angry. he wanted to kill cyan but he just bit into his own arm to let out his anger*
°cyan calls a meeting°
Cyan:IT'S BLACK! I SAW HIM KILL RED!
Purple:mkay
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°cyan and purple vote black, blue votes black, brown and green vote black°
°red crys°
*Black doesn't vote*
Black: hey! you're really going to... vote me?! why would you trust CYAN of all ****ing people?! I was actually reds friend! why the **** are you all against me?!
Cyan:an act! That's how it goes! You get them to trust yout hen you kill them!
°voteing ended°
Purple:bye black
Black: I'm not going without a fight!
*Black runs away and vents*
*Black starts crying and shaking-*
Black: b-but-- you- are you-
Red:dead..i know
°she giggles°
Red:blue is coming after you...you shouldn't sit still for long..
°red kisses black on the forehead°
Black: we wait. I'm going to shoot the first person who walks in.
Black: .....if they're going to throw me out then I wont hesitate...
°red stops everyone°
Red:one, I'm not dead, two, kill black and I'll kill you all
°cyan takes off his helmet°
Red:what the hell are you doing
°cyan takes off red helmet, her hair falling out of the helmet°
°cyan sees black and puts red behind him°
Cyan:What!? I thought blue went after you!
Black: tck, blue's the other impostor, aint he? if he gon' vote me out then I'm stayin'. and red's mine, so, I suggest you back off.
