Lemme type
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Ooftube[OP]
28.07.2022 01:04
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Ooftube[OP]
28.07.2022 01:06
LinkYoure working the regeister at your local unbanded shop. Suddenly you hear someone come in and say "Hey kiddo" when you look up you see a renouned supervillain quackerjack he looks and you and says "Its playtime" with a smile
what do you do?
Ooftube[OP]
28.07.2022 01:07
LinkMore info on him :p
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"What flavor? We got Blueberry Blast, Lemony Lecture, and Human Holdup."
She proceeds to fill up a large cup full of the lemon-ish slushy "Here you go sir" she says as she gives him the cup
"Hmmm, what do they want?" She is anxious as her reflexes become slower
"Oh uhm okay-" trying to get the slushy made she collapses on the floor of anxiety
Her fall was so hard she went upwards "nah bro I ain't any sorts of good"
"I'm the only person working here, except Justin...plus hardly anyone buying anything, manager can't keep up with the bills so the government's gonna get rid of it soon."
"become a renouned supervillain known as Quackerjack, In my head since day one I started working here."
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"idk, I'm on the ceiling, feels good but I might break the wall and die,⊙﹏⊙"
I'm gonna use Mal for this um um hang on lemme type something for this
Oh this is Mal btw
https://toyhou.se/13019524.mal
Lemme start
Mal:*looks at them confused*what???
Mal:um yeah heheheh*smiles and grabs out his knife*wasn't expecting someone else to steal from here to be honest*smiles*
Mal:uh ok got it*games games thumbs up while adjusting his mask a little*
He takes a turn and suddenly it feels like the car was falling then it gets dark and the car hits the ground, He takes a few more turns and suddenly you can see again "This is my toy kingdom!" He said throwing his arms in the air "Ill be just a minute" He said as he hopped out "Also! If Mr. Banana Brain goes missing" He says standing nest to the giant door "I will have your head on a silver platter... See you in a minute!" and he runs it
(omfg I gotta go I'm so sorry I will continue this when I get back online >:()
Mal:heh I bet if it gave off little fireworks it would work maybe but tnt heh I can sorta see
(somewhat back but might go soon and lol)
Mal:uh ew those make me uncomfortable
*Uhm- I'm using him but alive :]*
He stepped back in fear and looked at Him, he was shaking a little
He moved away from the register Silently "..." he wrapped his tail arround something to use, he just needed to find the right time
His reflexes kicked in and he yeeted a wodden pole with his tail at high speed, hes been at gunpoint before, but hes never done this
He jumped the counter "SORRY, I THINK-" He diddnt land nicely, he landed face first, he got up and started running for the door
One of them bit him "OW-" he slowed down a little, then another one bit him "YEOWCH-" He started to run around (Bro no go for the door)
"WELL YOU AIMED A GUN AT ME- IT WAS SELF DEFENCE" still running from the teeth, he sounded more angry then worried now "So you started it!"
He found something random and stood on it, keeping his balance "I said sorry! I wasnt expecting it to actually hit you anyway" his pupils were now slits, he was annoyed and angri, he pulled some gunpowder out of his pocket (Magic boom boom Powder that can solve anything)
"Im sorry ok!- i Freaked out, the last 2 times someones done that i almost died! It was a reflex and i diddnt expect the Gun" he ribbed his thumb in the gunpowder
He jumped down, then sighed, he put the gunpowder away "Well i diddnt know that-"
"Wait- I did?- that's the first time in years I've ever been able to scare anyone"
He chuckled "soo- do you have any gunpowder by any chance? I'm running low on it" his tail flicked
He chuckled, then walked over to the register, he sprinkled some on the register then pulled out a lighter "Thanks!"
He nodded, then backed up and threw the lighter, the register went boom boom (When you give an arsonist Gunoowder)
Neil:*he scowled*I'm 16 not a child*he eventually opened it*yes! Damn theses people pay a lot I'll have enough for food atleast*he takes all the money out and closes it*
Neil:*he stuck his tongue out at him*I'm robbing the place not you*he put his bag back on his back*
Neil:*he picks a stick out if his book back and throws it and the back of his head and runs*
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Emma: *her ears go down and her tail wags slowly, slightly opening her wings*
*Her wimper turned into a short growl, causing her to charge up electricity*
Emma: I'm... I'm only 12 and I do work here... so uhh... here, take this *summons a 1,000 dollar coin in good condition* Here, take this and sell it idk.
Emma: Uhh, no. Ya like video games? Imma help you become a better person.
Emma: I know your tactics, but I can summon money, so you don't have to commit a crime.
Emma: Look man, I just wanna go eat some food. *summons spicy sandwich* Mmm.. sandwich.
Emma: I'll help you with that, just without robbing random ppl.
Emma: Can't be so sure of that... I'm helpful because I have powers :3. Don't listen to that uhhh... ding.. dang.. whoever he was.
Emma: Just stop trying to rob random banks it's wrong and it won't get you anywhere.
Emma: Do you love her? If you still love your wife, THEN STOP DOIN' THIS YOU'LL END UP IN JAIL!
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Emma: Stop doing this then.. I really can help... just watch me... what do you want me to make?
Emma: Bro, let me help ya. What do you want me to make with my magic?
Emma: Ok look, I'll give you some of my money. How much ya want?
Emma: I have infinite amounts, just.. don't rob a bank ever again ok. *Summons 1000,000,000 dollars* here take this.
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Emma: These ears aren't just for show, y'know. I clearly heard what you said.
MEE (using undead au like always)
Tala: I- :Fades away quickly scared:
Tala: :Appears once again: Wait, do you know about Darkwing Duck, if you're a villian... I'm calling him by wind. YOU UNDERSTAND?
Tala: Ok here, :Gives only $10: That's all I got :She/they has/have pranked you, yet you didn't know she/they did, she/they also called Darkwing with wind saying "HELP", then opening up her/their wings:
(out of context but
AGoreyVooDoo
01.08.2022 01:00
"English, please? Or does your half a toodler brain not register that?" Reflect still didn't look at him
that made me laugh lmao)
(xD)
Tala: :she/they then hid the money in their/her pocket while he was looking away: Yep, thats all I got...
(AGoreyVooDoo
01.08.2022 01:05
"EAT ROTTEN GLASS YA OVERGROWN CLOWN!"
xDDDD)
Tala: Try shooting me. I'm undead, a ghost, a horrifying creature.
Tala: :wind started to carry Darkwing because she/they can see anyones vision, and I can see Darkwing is slow: Try again, :the boxing glove went through her: Hmmm?
Tala: DARKWING HURRY UP BEFORE THIS VILLIAN STEALS MONEY FROM ALL THE SHOPS
Tala: Yay now I can get a break for now, don't let him run while im taking a break.
Tala: OK YOU CHOSE THE HARD WAY, QUACKERSHIT :she faded away in the wind appearing in front of Quackerjack: