*it’s been too long intensifies* THE BEANIE BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

(*me dying irl*) HOLY SHIT THE POPO’S HERE

*slowly raises paws* 0w0 Officers- it’s not what it l-looks like! Red was harassing me! It wAs SElf dEfEnSe

*is dying from this inside out as the purple guy theme song fades off in the background*

It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER *long instrumental plays*

*long and loud gasp* IT WASN’T ME I SWEAR *puts hand behind back and crosses fingers* OvO”

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( ^ω^ ) 🔪 🔪 🔪