I went outside with a knife and a softball bat

And I started violently stabbing the ground outside with the knife- it was on the grass and going through the dirt Then also when i got bored of that I used the metal softball bat to beat the shit out of a tree

Thenmaybeplayedoneslowroundoftheknifegamewiththedirtcoveredknifebutwedonttalkaboutthatiamfine-