ehh same

oK

then im going to stay up until 4am

im not joking—

i will ****ing smuggle my ****ing phone into my ****ing room, i will ****ing stay up past my ****ing bedtime. take a shot everytime i say the word “****ing”

because um— UM— UM MMMM—

OH WAIT I HAVE A REASON TO STAY UP PAST MY BEDTIME MY AREA THINGY IS CURRENTLY UNDER SOME TORNADO WATCH AND I HATE STO RM S GR R R R R R RJRJRJRVR R

NO IM CALLING THE SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE THINGY NO SELF HARM ON MY WATCH

also im getting a McDonald’s happy meal thingy

YOU DONT JUST GO STABBING YOUR ARMS WITH PENCILS WHAT A DISGR ACE

WH NO NOT MY AVENGERS ENDGAME THANOS TOY

NO UM SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING—

>:)

You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma.

Don’t use that “foul” and “immature” language here, sweetheart. :)

hehehehe i can make a really good sweety impression hehehehehe

Was that supposed to be some sort of an insult to my username or something?

because You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from

the trauma.

You sure? :thinking_emoji:

sksksksksks I think im secretly sweety sksksksksksks pls help

i sadly didn’t get that thanos toy

also my burger is cold

im suing McDonald’s because— 1. My burger is cold and 2. https://ibb.co/FwKtScD

depressed meal i didn’t get the thanos toy instead i got a hulk figure now im sad brb... im going to go cut myself in 69 different languages

i tripped over a laundry basket

omg...

https://ibb.co/b6JhbxY hulk infected me with green blood disease

shhhhh

*shoots leg* stop >:(

biggest oof

*shoots arm* stop crying :<

ecck sorry ;-; *hugs*

*licks necc*

uwo

*bites necc*

*succs on it a bit*

ree .w.

.w-

>w<

toast

Uwu

*pats*

-w-

Dont look at meh with those puny eyes

Uh- hey pal, take it easy ✋ ✋

*passes out in relief* /°\'