okay when i say his reaction to everything is “daggum” i mean someone tells him their grandmother died “daggum, someones getting married “daggum”, cancers been cured “daggum”, theres a zombie apocalypse “daggum” its one of the only words he says also he can cook a mean bowl of chili that will melt your very bones

he says daggum real quietly too like imagine arthur morgan asmr

again a he/him butch lesbian get w the program

HES ALSO AN OLD OC OF MINE FROM FOREVER AGO I JUST REDESIGNED HIM !! also when i say he runs for the hills imagine that goofy ahh joseph joestar run, some bugs bunny ass shit, the kind of guy to run off a cliff and stay in the air while he looks at the camera, frightened, before falling to his demise (an inconspicuously placed unknown trampoline that sets him into the exosphere)

I ****ING FORGOR GANG GO LIKE THIS

the day i stop advertising my wifes annual post is the day i die

pls go like it thank you veryvery much she deserves them far more than i 🙏 PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

extremely sigmachungus,,,

i know,,, he is so,,, gorjus,,, beoitifil even,,, a preshus boyeuh,,,

HELP MEEEE puttin him in a ransack n carryin him away 😭😭 BRO GOT KIDNAPPED HES MISSING HES ALL OVER THE NEWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HALLOWES GILBERT SULLIVAN,,,, no one knows,,, i’ll cover for you bestie 🙏🙏

NO WAIT UR ACTUALLY SO REAL STOP 😭😭

THANK YOU I LOVE THE FACT THE EMOTION CAN B SUMMED UP TO SPONGEBOB,, thank you spong,, you have done so much for us in being such a relatable lil feller,,

for him u may mean hoo hoe,,,

HELP ??? hallowes causes asthma let it b known

GASP thank you for letting me know i’ll be sure to set up an ice bath for him i fear i forgot to turn on the AC in the basement

KIDDING BTW THANK U !!! i know hes like a walking solar panel of of appeal,,

you could say hes,,, fine shyt.,,

taking him to the vet to get him exterminated 😔 shouldnt have been such a sigma mr sullivan,,, it is the price to pay,,, may he chew on pens and pencils while muttering “daggum” in heaven

YOU’VE YEE’D YOUR LAST HAW 😔😔

in h e double hockey sticks bc hes too scared to say hell in case he gets struck by lightning on the spor

can i spell

dear god the lightning got me too i meant SPOT

NO WAIT IM LETTING YOU COOK UR SO RIGHT

THANK YOU SMSIES ITS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE COLOUR COMBOS !!! had to make him serve as much puss and cunt as possible,,, he deserves it i am throwing him a slim jim and a jack daniels

I KNOWWW i had to its my favourite colour :3

yes cyan and orange are so peak

THANK YOU SO MUCH BROCHUNGUS 🙏🙏🙏 he is so yeehaw,,,, so yippee ki yay,,, theres whistling heard in the background, a tumbleweed gently bouncing by the screen as you see hallowes gilbert sullivan emerge from the horizon riding not one, not two, but three horses because of how cowboy, how yeehaw he is

i may even give him four

it is its my favourite number below 10,,,

MORE THAN WELCOME 🙏🙏 its joever for hallowes gilbert sullivan the dykes have got their sights on him

THANK YOU SMSIESSS ive been cooking tirelessly,,, i will impeach gordon ramsay,,,

PLSLSLSLS THERES ENOUGH TO GO AROUND RATION IT THERE’LL B MORE NEXT WEEK MAYBE 🙏🙏🙏 THANK YOU SMSIES THO OMG

glad it got a giggle out of your old bones 🙏

ITS SO DOGGUM HE WOULD AGREE SO VERY MUCH,,, so cowboy,,, so,,, yeehaw,,