do not read if u like rats so yesterday i ran into this behemoth mother of all rats rat it was so ****ing huge and my brother goes "do a chokehold break its neck!" And i call my gf and i go "should i..." and she thought im joking and goes "lmao yeah" and i grab its neck and it has the funniest squeal ever im losing my shit but then it bit me on my finger so i snapped its neck ****ing payback (also gonna link the bite image hold on)