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19.04.2021
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ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 20:43
Linkandilegitlovedwhatshowedup
https://ibb.co/88KWjhn
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 20:44
Linkinspired by @KajiMarshallLee08
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 20:52
Linkhere’s what I got uwu
Lollipop: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Taco: Okay, but what is updog?
Book: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Saw: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Gaty: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Teardrop, writing: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Lollipop: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Saw: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Book: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Taco: What’s a henway??
Lollipop: Oh, about five pounds.
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 20:53
LinkI also got this owo
Lollipop: You're a loose cannon, Taco.
Taco: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Book: I think you play by your own rules.
Saw: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Lollipop: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Taco: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Gaty is a loose cannon.
Gaty: *smashes a chair*
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 20:57
LinkBarf Bag: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Donut:
Naily:
Gelatin:
Everyone Else At Barf Bag’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Donut: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 20:59
LinkBarf Bag, driving Naily and Gelatin: So how was your day?
Naily: We almost got surprise adopted!
Barf Bag: What?
Gelatin: We almost got kidnapped.
Barf Bag: Oh, okay.
Barf Bag: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 20:59
Linkok I’ll stop I’m sorry
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:02
LinkOk I lied I’m sorry
Lollipop, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Gelatin: Hey.
Ruby: Hi.
Book: Hello.
Flower: Hey!
Lollipop: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Pillow: We were out of Doritos.
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ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:02
Link*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Lollipop: Thanks fam!
Gelatin: oh no
Ruby: *cries* I love you too
Book: Sounds fake but okay
Flower: *A flustered mess*
Pillow: can i get a refund
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:04
LinkLollipop: I’m going to take you out
Gelatin: great, it’s a date!
Lollipop: I meant that as a threat.
Gelatin: See you at five
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:04
LinkYour prompt:
Lollipop: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Gelatin: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:05
Link*The group is getting into the car*
Lollipop: I’m driving.
Gelatin, out of view: Shotgun!
Barf Bag, turning to face Gelatin: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Gelatin: WOAH-
Gelatin, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:10
LinkLollipop: Gelatin and I don’t use pet names.
Barf Bag: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Lollipop: Honey?
Gelatin: Yes, dear?
Lollipop:
Barf Bag: Don't ever lie to my face again
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:11
LinkLollipop, to Gelatin: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Gelatin, motioning to themself and Barf Bag: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:12
LinkLollipop: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Gelatin: Nope, absolutely not.
Donut: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Barf Bag: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Taco: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Naily: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
ImaNoobHereSry[OP]
19.04.2021 21:17
LinkLollipop: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Gelatin: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Donut: More or less, I guess...
Barf Bag: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Taco: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Naily: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
Blocky: Bye Woody! Bye Taco! Bye Woody!
Taco: You said ‘bye Woody’ twice.
Blocky: I like Woody.
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Your prompt:
Pencil: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Ice Cube: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Match: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Ruby: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Bubble: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Book:
Book: I have emotional scars.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Pencil: I can help you with it!
Ice Cube: Yeah, sure.
Match: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Ruby: lol nope.
Bubble: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Book: *Read 5:55pm*
Your prompt:
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Pencil: Thanks fam!
Ice Cube: oh no
Match: *cries* I love you too
Ruby: Sounds fake but okay
Bubble: *A flustered mess*
Book: can i get a refund
Your prompt:
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Pencil: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Ice Cube: ...I did. I broke it.
Pencil: No. No you didn't. Match?
Match: Don't look at me. Look at Ruby.
Ruby: What?! I didn't break it.
Match: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Ruby: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Match: Suspicious.
Ruby: No, it's not!
Bubble: If it matters, probably not, but Book was the last one to use it.
Book: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Bubble: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Book: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bubble!
Ice Cube: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pencil.
Pencil: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Bubble: Pencil... Match's been awfully quiet.
Match: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Pencil, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Pencil: I predict 10
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minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Pencil:
Pencil: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Your prompt:
Pencil: Match and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Match: Sentences.
Pencil: Don't interrupt me.
Your prompt:
Bubble: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Leafy: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Firey: Smad.
Lollipop: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Gelatin: If?
Barf Bag: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die
Lollipop: If Gelatin and I were drowning, who would you save?
Barf Bag: You two can’t swim?
Gelatin: It’s a hypothetical question, Barf Bag! who would you save?
Barf Bag: my time and effort.
Your prompt:
Bubble: Hey Leafy,
Leafy: Yes?
Bubble: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Leafy:
Leafy: Where’s Firey?
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Lollipop: Time for plan G.
Gelatin: Don’t you mean plan B?
Lollipop: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Donut: What about plan D?
Lollipop: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Barf Bag: What about plan E?
Lollipop: I’m hoping not to use it. Taco dies in plan E.
Naily: I like plan E.
Your prompt:
Flower: I actually have a black belt.
Ruby: In what, karate?
Flower: No, from Gucci.
actually pretty accurate
XD mhm!
Your prompt:
*The squad is over at Lollipop's house*
Gelatin: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Lollipop: ... N-No...
Lollipop, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Gelatin, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Donut: I see a-
Lollipop, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Gelatin: Oh, well I-
Lollipop: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Lollipop, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Barf Bag: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Taco: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Lollipop: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Lollipop: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Lollipop, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Lollipop: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Naily, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Lollipop:
Gelatin: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Lollipop:
Your prompt:
Flower: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Ruby: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FLIPPIN' STAIRS.
XD
Lollipop: Anyone d-
Gelatin: Depressed?
Donut: Drained?
Barf Bag: Dumb?
Taco: Disliked?
Lollipop: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Your prompt:
Four: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
X: You’re a hazard to society
Two: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
XDDDDD
Lollipop: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Gelatin: You're like 15 years old
Lollipop: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Lollipop: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Gelatin: You're in a prison cell :)
Donut: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Gelatin: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Barf Bag: I got a 1!
Gelatin: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
Two, negotiating with X: We have Four. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Four: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Two:
Four: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Two: FOUR STOP
XDDDDD
Lollipop: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Gelatin: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Donut?
Donut: Probably “road work ahead”.
Barf Bag: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Lollipop: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Gelatin: I am not a weenie!
Donut: Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
Gelatin: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Barf Bag: You tell ‘em, Gelatin! *sips their drink*
Gelatin: Barf Bag, what’re you doing here?
Barf Bag: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays
Your prompt:
Four: HELP! I TOLD TWO I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
X, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Your prompt:
Four, texting X: X! Help I’m being kidnapped
Two: Where are you?
Four: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
X: I’ll call Two.
Two, answering their cell: Y’ello?
X: Where’s Four? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Two: Four? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Two:
Two: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Two: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Four: WHO ARE YOU?!
when did two have a haircut-
Lollipop: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Gelatin : We got spring water
Lollipop: NO.
Leafy: with EXTRA minerals
Gelatin : it's like licking a stalagmite
Lollipop: DON'T COME HOME.
Leafy: Mmmmm cave water
Four, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
X: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Four: Orange soda, please!
X: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Two: Me too, strawberry soda.
Four:
Lollipop: What do you think Gelatin will do for a distraction?
Leafy: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Leafy: ... or they could do that.
Lollipop: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Gelatin : Okay, but in my defense, Leafy bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Lollipop: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Four: X, can you pass the salt?
X: *Throws Two across the table*
Your prompt:
Pin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Loser: Just rip the bandage off.
Pin: It’s Coiny.
Loser: Put the bandage back on.
coinpin lololol
Lollipop, trying to convince Barf Bag to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Gelatin : And loud!
Donut: And grumpy!
Saw: And oblivious to reality!
Barf Bag:
Your prompt:
Pin: What time is it?
Loser: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Loser: *Plays saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune*
Coiny: WHO THE FLIP IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Loser: It’s 2 am
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Lollipop: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Gelatin : It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Lollipop: Three of us saw it, Gelatin . How do you explain that?
Gelatin : *points at Donut* Sleep deprivation. *points at Saw* Paranoia. *points at Barf Bag* Delusional personality disorder.
Lollipop: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Gelatin : ... Your what?
Lollipop: My friends.
Donut: Are they saying “friends”?
Saw: I think they're being sarcastic.
Barf Bag: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Lollipop! All of your friends are in this room.
Lollipop: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
Lolol
Your prompt:
Pin: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Loser: You people already know too much about me.
Coiny: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
omg gelapop yes
Lollipop: Bye Gelatin ! Bye Donut! Bye Saw! Bye Barf Bag! Bye Gelatin !
Donut: You said ‘bye Gelatin ’ twice.
Lollipop: I like Gelatin .
Your prompt:
Four, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
X: You did WHAT–
Purple Face: William Snakepeare
Lollipop: You kidnapped Gelatin ? That’s illegal!
Donut: But Lollipop, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Gelatin , or destroying our dreams?
Lollipop: Kidnapping Gelatin , Donut!!!
Saw: Lollipop, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Lollipop: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Saw: To work together!
Lollipop: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Barf Bag: Lollipop, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people
Your prompt:
*Four and X sitting in jail together*
X: So who should we call?
Four: I’d call Announcer, but I feel safer in jail
them before bfb 30????
Lollipop: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Saw: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Barf Bag: In your pantry!
Lollipop: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Saw: Is your friend here?
Lollipop, motioning to Gelatin : Yeah.
Saw, to Gelatin : You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Donut: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Donut: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Donut: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Donut, to Saw and Barf Bag: YOU FLIPPING BASTARDS
Saw: YAAAAAAAAY!
Barf Bag: THE PRESTIGE!
XDDDDDDDDD
Your prompt:
Pen: I know you snuck out last night, Eraser.
Blocky: Play dumb!
Eraser: Who's Eraser?
Blocky: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
XDDDDDDD
Lollipop: I made tea.
Gelatin : I don’t want tea.
Lollipop: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Gelatin : Then why are you telling me?
Lollipop: It is a conversation starter.
Gelatin : That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Lollipop: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate
Taco, pointing: May I sit there?
Blocky: That's my lap
Taco: That doesn't answer my question, Blocky.
XDDDDDDD
Your prompt:
Pen: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Eraser: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big house.
Blocky: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Eraser: Good thinking.
XDDDDD
Taco: Violence isn't the answer.
Blocky: You’re right.
Taco: *sighs in relief*
Blocky: Violence is the question.
Taco: What?
Blocky, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Taco, running after them: NO-
Taco: I trust Blocky.
Lollipop: You think they know what they're doing?
Taco: I wouldn't go that far.
Taco: Lollipop, can I talk to you for a second?
Lollipop: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Blocky are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Taco: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books
(kinda accurate to me lol)
Your prompt:
Leafy: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Firey: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Leafy: Death is a social construct.
Your prompt:
Leafy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Firey, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Taco: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Blocky: You people already know too much about me.
Lollipop: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Your prompt:
Leafy: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Firey: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Leafy: No! Four to five seconds!
Firey: Too late!!!
uh oh
Taco: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Blocky: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Lollipop: I personally was created in a lab.
Saw: I just straight up spawned lol.
Tennisball, to Golfball: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Golfball, motioning to themself and Basketball: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
e
Your prompt:
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Eggy: ****.
Clock: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Cake: OH MY GOD LOSER FELL OFF!!!
Your prompt:
Eggy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Clock: Put spaghetti in it.
Eggy: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Cake: Put spaghetti in it.
Eggy: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Loser: Put spaghetti in it.
Eggy: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Taco: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Taco and Blocky, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Lollipop: Our turn, Saw! One, two, three- vanilla!
Saw, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake
Eggy: Why is Clock so sad?
Cake: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Eggy: And...?
Clock: They got Loser.
oooh another site
https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
Your prompt:
Ruby: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Flower: Killed without hesitation.
Ruby: No.
Lollipop: Ice Cube... How do I begin to explain Ice Cube?
Gaty: Ice Cube is flawless.
Taco: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Saw: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Book: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome
Lollipop: Just be yourself.
Ice Cube: Really? Lollipop, I have one day to win over Gaty’s parents.
Ice Cube: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Taco: Couple of weeks.
Saw: Six months.
Book: Jury’s still out.
Ice Cube: See Lollipop? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
Your prompt:
Flower: Welcome, fellow idiots
Ruby: Hello, Flower
Flower: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Ruby: You underestimate me
Ice Cube: *is holding a credit card, a sword, and a baby*
Firey: what are you going to do with those ice cube
Ice Cube: SHUT UP FIREY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
Firey: *skips away slowly*
Fanny:Hey Gaty, how's it going?
Gaty: i don't want to talk to you
Fanny: *pulls out a king* yes you do
Gaty: WOAH WOAH HEY BUDDY SLOW D-
Fanny: *stabs them*
Leafy: *seeing this all happen* Wow.... I guess it really do be like that sometimes.
Fanny: *looks at Leafy* you're next buddy
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Pencil: Croissants: dropped
Match: Road: works ahead
Bubble: BBQ sauce: (i aint even gonna-)
Ruby: Shavacado: fre
Book: Miss Keisha: flippin' dead
Ice Cube:
Ice Cube, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Pencil, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Match: Hey.
Bubble: Hi.
Ruby: Hello.
Book: Hey!
Pencil: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ice Cube: We were out of Doritos.
Pencil: Rules are made to be broken.
Match: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Bubble: Uh, piñatas.
Ruby: Glow sticks.
Book: Karate boards.
Ice Cube: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Pencil: Rules.
Match:
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Your prompt:
Lollipop: WHY. why did you give Teardrop a KNIFE?!
Gelatin: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Lollipop: Now I feel unsafe!
Gelatin: I’m sorry.
Gelatin: ... would you like a knife?
0.0
Your prompt:
*Leafy and Firey skipping stones on lake*
Leafy: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Firey, whispering: Take that you flipping lake
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Lollipop: We need a distraction.
Teardrop (prob in sign language or something idk): Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Gelatin, whispering: My time has come
*Taco is cooking*
Blocky: Any chance that’s for me?
Taco: It’s for Saw. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Lollipop: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Taco, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Blocky, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Lollipop, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Saw, trembling: What are we playing
Barf Bag, texting Donut: Donut! Help I’m being kidnapped
Gelatin: Where are you?
Barf Bag: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Donut: I’ll call Gelatin.
Gelatin, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Donut: Where’s Barf Bag? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Gelatin: Barf Bag? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Gelatin:
Gelatin: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Gelatin: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Barf Bag: WHO ARE YOU?!
Barf Bag: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Donut?
Donut: … No.
Gelatin: I do!
Barf Bag: I know, Gelatin.
Gelatin: I’m sad!
Barf Bag: I know, Gelatin.
Your prompt:
Lollipop: While I’m gone, Gelatin, you’re in charge.
Gelatin: Yes!!!
Lollipop, whispering: Teardrop, you’re secretly in charge.
Teardrop: Obviously.
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Your prompt:
Lollipop: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Gelatin: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Lollipop: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Teardrop (prob in sign language or something idk): edible
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Your prompt:
Lollipop: We need to get through this locked door. Gelatin, give me your credit card.
Gelatin: Here.
Lollipop, pocketing it: Thanks. Teardrop, kick down the door.
s c a m m e d
-Mocha
Your prompt:
Lollipop: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Gelatin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Teardrop: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
-Mocha
Lollipop: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Gelatin : I do have a sense of humor you know
Lollipop: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Gelatin : I’ve never heard you say anything funny
-Noob
Lollipop: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Gelatin : *chugs entire bottle*
Gelatin : It’s perfume.
-Noob
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Lollipop: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Gelatin : Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Barf Bag: More or less, I guess...
Donut: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Black Hole: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Pillow: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on
-Noob
Naily, talking to Eggy on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Eggy: You bet!
Naily: At what temperature?
Eggy: 535.
Naily: That's the clock.
Eggy:
Naily:
Eggy: 536.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcaTl60Ez_4
-Mocha
*The squad right before Lollipop's wedding*
Gelatin : Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Barf Bag: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Donut: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Black Hole: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Pillow, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
-Noob
Lollipop: Who the flip added me to a flipping group chat?
Gelatin : >:O language
Barf Bag: Yeah watch your flipping language
Donut: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BARF BAG THE F** WORD?
Black Hole: 'The f word'.
Pillow: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Barf Bag: Oh my god they censored it
Black Hole: Say flip Pillow.
Barf Bag: Do it, Pillow. Say flip.
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Lollipop: Favorite horror movie?
Gelatin : It
Barf Bag: Saw
Donut: Annabelle
Black Hole: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
-Noob
Your prompt:
Snowball: Okay, help me please!
Basketball: Got two words for you.
Snowball: I bet they won't be helpful.
Basketball: Your problem.
Snowball: I was right
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