The big bad dog keeps following me home I think he just wants to use my phone What do you think? Should I let him in? Should I let him get under my skin? Well, I did, I did, I did, I did. I let him in and his paws were wet He got mud on my floor and in my bed, But he told me he loved me, he gave me a kiss I thought I could get used to this He told me his bark was worse than his bite, But his big sharp teeth broke my skin last night! I had to forgive him, look at those puppy dog eyes So big and round it makes me want to cry And I did, I did, I did, I did Believe me when I say I did He says hes a good boy, I say "I know" But the backyard was a mess when I got home He's doing things that he said he wouldn't, I knew I should have put him down but I just couldn't Now the big bad dog keeps eating my food, He's big and strong and I am a fool I'm skinny and tired, you can see my bones But I'd rather be hungry than be alone