Unicorn?? ?
Rough Animation #2
i spent a week drawing windows
Knock knock -doodle
It Wasn't Me!
park anim
kawoshin
WWYD
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Shade-Is-Russian 
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06.10.2021
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Shade-Is-Russian[OP]
06.10.2021 02:13
LinkYou walk into the bar and see a wild gender-bent Shade, and a normal Sam. It seems like something neither of them wanted to talk about came up. Shade noticed you bust stayed silent
WWYD
(and yes I'm feeling better)
Shade-Is-Russian[OP]
06.10.2021 02:22
LinkI meant "but stayed silent", sorry about that!))
(heres a ref they have no gender and they speak their own language when their angry)
*puts lollipop into mouth*
okie doki))
Sam: "so..."
Shade: "just get me another drink..."
Sam: "alrighty..." *pours her another drink*
Shade: "what?-" *she sipped her drink*
Sam: *finally notices you* "oh hello."
*gets a piece of paper and writes since they cant talk normally *
(also not her its they)
the note reads:"sorry I had a bad day"
Comment removed
*writes more down*
"some girls made fun of my trans friend they were annoying just ****in attacking any gay person they saw homophobic shits"
Shade: *reaches for her knife in her trench coat pocket*
Sam: "damn..."
*adds a bit more*
"but uh besides the point i visted my little cousins birthday party he just turned 4,000 years old you should come to the partys in hellic actually they've got gouls,death, everything you'd expect from a bottom layer of hell"
Shade: "ehhh, no thanks. not really wanting to deal with anymore demons"
Sam: "agreed"
*tries to talk*
"Wel-"*starts coughing* "ew english, but uhm is there any bad experience with another demon that you didnt like? and is that the reason you dont want to vist hellic?"
Sam: "I hate that damn demon"
Shade: "your not the one who has to deal with him!"
"he-*Coughs up something black*
*picks it up*
"this is jerry i forgot him say hi"
"hes something that stays in our stomachs from time to time i remember being only 100,000,000 years old and seeing him for the first time if im not mistaken jerry actually took part in your birth or he was just in your stomach for a long time its hard to tell the difference between both but uh jerry is like a demon pet i got him for my 100,000,00th birthday hes the cause for stomach aces and throwing up and you listen to him closly you can hear him talk hes quite fascinating actually"
"yeah hes cool as fu.ck"
Jerry:"gender neutral term for parent, this form is limiting may i go give someone explosive diarrhea?"
Shade: *quickly pulls out a knife and stabs Jerry* :l
Sam: "WTF SHADE!"
Jerry:"i will- uhm Parental figure i have no ideas"
"just dont jerry also yes give whoever you want explosive diarrhea just no one in this room"
Shade: "sorry about that-" *pulls the knife out of Jerry*
Sam: *woundering wtf*
"anyways uh can i have a regular beer but just add this"
*hands red substance to shade*
Shade: *she sniffed to liquid before handing it too Sam*
Sam: *takes the red liquid and adds it to a beer*
it's fine))
Sam: "no problem" *slides it over to Shade*
Shade: *hands you the drink*
"jerry likes giving people stomach aches and like stomach issues he mostly like giving my family it or some reason its how he shows affection sometimes but he just fu.cking demolished my grandmas stomach she might actually die" *mumbles* "which is good because she was an abusive b!tch.."
"i grew him close to her so he could do that actually"
"anyways this stuff is good tastes like the thing thing people here call metal or it might be because i you added the goul stuff"
"i think you would a little weirded out if i specified what the goul stuff was"
"its goul blood their not like people though there like chickens to us. chickens that have hands. but thats the only thing that resembles a human on a goul their like the most prized meat on the market the blood is like candy to a child for people in hellic."
"anyways uhm is there anything here thats a bit stronger that you could give me? i want to see the stuff humans made while i was throwing up my own organs"
Sam: "yep, of course" *casually pours her some really high-quality whisky, that has a 70% Alcohol content*
Shade: "get ready to feel you nose burn"
*grabs it and takes a sip*
"the only thing thats burning is my tail and thats a normal occurrence"
"i kinda like it..anything a little stronger? like with some additional stuff? like the
strongest thing here?"
Sam: "that was the strongest thing here-"
Shade: "y e a h" ._.
Hrmmmmm, Hallow, being the Norwegian spy she is, is now coming here)
Hallow walked throughout the bar, avoiding Shade.
ayyy))
Sam: "so..."
Shade: "just get me another drink" *she growled slightly*
Sam: "alright" *pours her another drink*
Hallow walks over to the bar. "Aquavit, please." Ah, a drink from her home country would calm her down.
Shade: *she sipped her drink* =^
Sam: *he made her the drink, a slight smile on his face*
"Thank you..." Basically chugging the drink down, slamming the cup down on the bar table. "What a d a y y y y y" Hallow heaved a GREAT sigh.
Hallow looks over at Shade "You wouldn't want to know. Let's just say it was quite violent." Her thick Slavic accent. Nice
Hallow barks out a laugh, leaning back against the bar "You actually seem less intimidating up close than from afar." Another shot. How many can she handle?
Shade: "oh, I can fix that~" *She loomed over Hallow, with a wide grin on her face*
Sam: "maybe, don't-"
"Think you scare me? I think YOU should show a little more respect~" Hallow returned the grin, liking this playfulness.
Shade: "Oh I think I can~" *her grin got wider, a slight growl in her tone now*
Sam: *backs away from them*
"Shouldn't we go somewhere a little private?~" Hallow managed to not try to growl for dominance. (I'm listening to B*itch Lasagna OwO cover-)
AYYYY))
Shade: "Only if that's what you want~" *she growled a bit more, her tail wagging*
(lol)
Hallow found the publicity kinky, even if no one else was in the bar. "Maybe I don't~"
Shade: "are you sure?~" *her tail wagged even more*
Sam: *casually walks to the back for his break*
"Did you not like that?~" Hallow growled back, not holding anything back anymore. "Maybe I should..." Hallow brandishes a knife, putting it to Shade's neck. "Give a risk?~"
*she had a slight smirk on her face, her tail wagging. She was growling slightly louder than Hallow* "how so?~"
"Maybe I could cut this pretty neck of yours? Depends on how I'm feeling~" Hallow smirks "You better hope I'm feeling good during this~"
Hallow brings the knife down slightly, shifting to become taller, biting through the fur on Shade's neck. (yeah, she's basically a shadow, so she can change her appearance, cuz shadows go yee)
Hallow chuckles, biting harder. She had liked the reaction she had gotten out Shade.
*she growled slightly harsher, a hint of a whimper in her growl*
"What was that? Was that a whimper I heard?~" Hallow was already enjoying this, even though they haven't even gotten to the fun part
"n-no" *she said it with a growl, looking to the side blushing more*
"Don't lie~" Hallow brought the knife back up, slicing a bit of fur off.
*her tail wagged slightly, having an idea, the original intentions having been to make Hallow scared of her, a smirk on her face* "I made no whimper, ma'am"
"Are you sure? Because I don't think anyway else is around to make any whimpers but you~" Hallow didn't like the game Shade was trying to play, but played along anyways.
"absolutely~" *she quickly grabbed her, and threw her across the f*cking room, laughing her ass off*
Hallow growled deeply, her smirk leaking a little blood. "Who's being a naughty little b*tch~ It's you~"
Sam: *walks out of the back* "the **** happened-"
Shade: *Laughing her ass off, not paying attention to anything*
"Well, looks like I have to head on home. My rides here." Points to the car outside. "See ya in jail!!" She leaves her bag in the bar, running out and into the car quickly.
Sam: "okey then-" *notices the bag* "hey Shade"
Shade: *still laughing* "W-hahhaha-What?"
Sam: "She left her bag-"
Shade: *finally stops laughing and pulls herself together* "oh she did-"
Shade: *casually pick the bag up and look through it* =^
Sam: "rude to go through people's things..."
Shade: "don't care at the moment, this bítch was a criminal." *keeps digging through her stuff*
Sam: =^ "okey then-"
It was mostly daggers and blood samples, with an occasional neatly folded paper.
Shade: *she unfolded the papers looking at them carefully*
Sam: "I'm gonna go to the back again-" *walks into the back and just relaxes*
It was photos of strange looking creatures, most being shades of black.
*she looked at the creatures closely, her tail wagged being somewhat interested*
*she sighed slightly, wondering if these creatures were Hallow*
A certain one sticks out. This one wears a crown and other royal attire.
Shade: *She yawned slightly, it was late at night and she was getting tired. She looked at the one with the royal attire, semi-confused* "hey Sam can you get me a drink"
Sam: "yes I can" *he came out of the back and poured her a drink, and grabbed a chair and sat down. He put his arms up on the counter, resting his head on his arms, and drifted off to sleep*
(I need to start writing stories damn it)
(I write stories already, lol)
It seemed this one was important, because there was words scrawled on the back of the photo
Shade: *She read what the words said, sipping her drink quietly*
Sam: *he sat there sleeping happily*
'Better than nothing's it read. With a smaller note saying 'he better be king by the time I get back...'
*Shade pet Sam a little bit while thinking about what that could mean, She took her hat off and put it on Sam, then yawned again. Sam's tail wagged some, still asleep. Shade took another sip of the alcohol, hoping it would help her stay awake*
A small glint of something shiny could be seen at the bottom of the bag.
It was a necklace, with half a heart attached to it. It was engraved with words that are probably continued on the other piece.
ayo why tf am I getting sleepy- it's 5:29pm))
*She thought about what it could've said*
*She decided to call it a night, and went on the other side of the counter. She picked up Sam and carried him to the back, then set him down on a couch. She walked back out and put everything back into the bag the same way it was before, even the papers being folded correctly. She finished up her drink, and locked the doors up then walked over to the chair Sam was in and sat in it herself, drifting to sleep but still on gaurd*
*her ears stayed perked, listening for anyone to try and walk in.*
Hallow of course tried to sneak back, becoming the shadows and slipping in silently. She grabs her bag, which of course makes noise
*She jumped up with a loud snarl, and looked her dead in the eyes growling* "what are you doing here..."
Hallow leaped up, basically a whole foot. "You know I was joking 'bout the jail thing, anyways, I have important sh*t in this bag."
"I noticed... wanna stay for another drink?" *she grabbed a few bottles of alcohol*
"I... Even after I pretty much threatened to slit your throat and send you to jail, you still want me to stay for another drink?" Hallow did not expect that.
"I've dealt with much worse" *she poured the two of them a drink, a slight smile on her face*
"Hmmmmm" Hallow didn't trust this gesture all too well, but hesitantly took a sip.
*She drank some of the alcohol, her tail wagging slightly* "so... why did you come in so late?"
"fair enough oh, and Sam's asleep so... kinda got the place to myself until he wakes up"
"yep, not that being alone at home is any better, just gets a little lonely when your by yourself... you know what I mean?"
"damn, your buddy needs to loosen up a little..." *she drank the rest of the drink she made herself, then poured another one for herself*
Sam: "so..."
Shade: "just get me another drink" *she growled slightly*
Sam: "alright" *pours her another drink*
Shade: *she downed the drink, sighing slightly* "another..."
Sam: *he poured her another drink* =^
Shade: *she downed the drink*
Sam: *he poured him a bourbon*
Sam: *pours her another reason*
Shade: "I'm here every night buddy!" *she drank the drink*
Sam: "yes sir!" *he poured Dan another drink*
Shade: *stands there quietly*
Sam: *pours Shade another drink* -^^-
Shade: *happily drinks it*
Shade: "you holding up okay there?" *she said in a soft voice* =^
Sam: "that's rare-"
wb))
Sam: "of course" *pours him another drink* =^
Shade: =^
Shade: *tries not to laugh* "you okay there buddy?"
Sam: "I think he's fine-"
Shade: *bursts out laughing* "BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-"
Sam: "shut it you oversized hound"
Sam: *he poured her the vodka*
Shade: *she sat there in silence* =^
Shade: "the blayd' are you doing?.."
Sam: *casually pours Shade a drink*
okie doki))
Shade: "I look familiar to everyone buddy" *drinks the drink Sam had poured for her*
Sam: "yep"
(I'll use Alex. He's a grumpy boi and he's not afraid to kill someone-))
*He saw Shade but just went up to Sam*
"Hey, can I get a light beer? I don't care what kind."
Sam: "of course I can!" *pours her a drink*
Shade: *watches him carefully*
*He sat on a stool and got his phone out, then texting someone and sighing*
*His claws were longish and his pupils were weirdly changing shape*
I'm so sorry I meant he not her ;-;))
Shade: *she examined him from a far*
Sam: "something wrong sir?"
(It's fine-))
"Nothing bad. Just a hard day."
*He took a sip of his beer*
*He noticed Shade was staring at him*
"So uh, am I really that interesting, ma'am?"
*He glanced at her*
Shade: *she growled slightly* "that's not of your concern is it stranger?.."
Sam: ._.
*He looked at her tiredly*
"It's rude to stare at someone. Plus, you're fvcking annoying by the way you act. I can tell already."
*He took a sip of his beer again*
*Shade would growl harshly, as Sam backed away from them slowly*
Sam: "alrighty" *pours her a drink*
Shade: *sips it with a growl*
:dia : * slaps the drink outta her hands and slams zac into her lap *
:zac : * just too done with life to give a **** *
Shade: *drinks the drink her tail wagging slightly* U_U
Sam: =^
Sam: "of course I can! Ima bartender" *he said as he poured the drink*
Shade: *drinks her drink happily*
Sam: *slides a drink down to Zac*
Shade: *casually opens the bottle*
:zac : * huggos back with a purr *
:dia : * almost chokes on the poison * ZAC CAN PURR!?
Shade: *tail wags slightly* "yes you are~"
Sam: "what the fqck"
:zac : bleh loveee * pushes her face away and sticks out his toungue *
Phantomb sits by the counter. "Fų<kin' b@$t@rd" he mutters to himself
Sam: "so..."
Shade: "just get me another damn drink..."
Sam: "alrighty" *make her another drink*
Shade: *she chugged the drink, and growled slightly* "another..."
Sam: *pours her another drink*
Shade: "what gave you the idea I could drink that much in a night..." *she growled*
Sam: =^
Shade: *she growled a bit louder* >:l
Sam: *not knowing what to do* ._.
Shade: *squeezes the glass in her hand, and breaks it on accident. her hand is now dripping blood, large glass chunks are now in her hand*
Sam: "uhh oh"
Shade: *looks at her hand* "well shit"
Sam: "be more careful you oversized dog"
Shade: =^^= "no"
Shade: "make me, Tiny" *starts laughing even more*
Sam: "what- oh"
*Sam just pulls a move of fúck this shit I'm out and walks to the back*
Shade: "what'd ya say?" *trying not to laugh*
"you sure it was nothing?~" *she had a wide grin on her face*
"okie doki then!" *she had then remembered that her hand was bleeding, and pulled out the shards and chunks of glass in her hand*
"Im fine..." *she pushed the bandaids away from her and licked the wound it not having any glass in her hand*
