wHY ARE U ON MY PoLe

nO MiNe GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR

*ANGY* MY POLE >:I

MINE *HISSES LOUDER*

*sTeAlS pOlE*

nO nEvAh MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

*MARKS IT OUT AND PUTS MY NAME* I DoNt sEe iT

MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE >:3

(*sniff* I smell a ship) MINE HIZZZZZZZZZ

(YEZ UR A SIMP FOR HIM) NU MINE

(NO >:3) *licks the pole* MINE

(HEHEHEHE) >:3 MINEZ

(OH NO) POLE :0

But pole :O

POLEPOLEPOLEPOLE :O

POOOOOLE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

*CLIMBS UP MY POLE* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM THE KING NOW >:3

*puts crown on ur head* Ur Majesty uwU

UwU ✨ Queen ✨

Bingus: hello queen OMG MAH LORD *BOWS DOWN TO BINGUS*

IT'S BINGUS Bingus: yes

Bingus: I- ;-; *SCREECHES*

Bingus: anyways have u seen my brother *Gasp* NOT SUGNIB

SUGNIB: MWAHAHAHAHA HIZZZZZZZZZ BINGUS: OH NO

(dOnT jUdGe mY cUlTuRe) BINGUS: *CHANTS COLD MCDONALD'S HAMBURGER* *DOES THE SAME* SUGNIB: HISSSSSSSSSS

BINGUS: *SPLASHES HIM WITH HOLY GLUE* SUGNIB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COLD MCDONALD'S HAMBURGER

BINGUS: GO AWAY BOTHER SUGNIB: NO *SPLASHES BINGUS WITH UNHOLY GLUE* BINGUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS BINGUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(MY LIFE) BINGUS: *BANISHES SUGNIB WITH COLD MCDONALD'S HAMBURGER* SUGNIB: *IS BANISHED* YEY SUGNIB GONE

Bingus: I sorry about that :( It's ok bingus

Bingus: please forgive me :'( I forgive u bingus :D

Bingus: *sobbing* Don't cry mah Lord D:

*cries* Bingus: :'( imma just eat crayons now

Bingus: *eats crayons* TnT Mah Lord don't forget the glue D:

XD

Then get down O>O

ok

OI No Looking b*tch >:C

Pervert >:C be lucky i cant kick you or it would hurt Kol's Bf

Hehe well i was reading Kol's Diary and everything in there is about you apparently he has been stalking you before

His soft and nice scented hair his beautiful eyes his beautiful face and his name Felix everything about him is beautiful- UwU thats what was in there

Kol: Hey serena have you seen a page from my diary? Mhm *Gives the page to Kol* Kol: Why is Felix so red? *Takes le page*

Kol: Um are you ok dear? *Hugs felix*

Kol: *Puts le page back into his diary* Oh ok dear ^^

Kol: ^^

Kol: Anyways i have to go to my room *Teleports to his room and starts writing more about Felix* OoooooO someone has a crush *Looks at felix*

I ship i ship *Keeps repeating "I ship"*

Kol: Im back ^^

Kol: O>O

Kol: *Grabs Felix with his tail and walks away glaring at me and you* he is mine >:<

Kol: *Lets go of felix*

Kol: Im sorry about that dear ^^

Kol: Well im sorry for that but i had to get you away from them

Kol: Well i grabbed you by the closes to my hand UnU

Kol: So UwU

Kol: then what will be by me bunny~?

Kol: >:3

Kol: Okay Bunny~

Kol: Because your cute like one ^^

Kol: Oh dear come on I know you like me you cant hid it~

*Hide

Kol: Mhm Whatever you say Bunny-boo~

Kol: Nah

Kol: because i can~

Kol: yes i can

Kol: *Pulls felix to him and strokes felix's tail* yes i can~

Kol: Not until you admit UwU *Still Stroking Felix's Tail*

Kol: *Stops stroking Felix's tail* see bunny it isnt hard~

Kol: But next time i Wont stop~

Kol: Maybe~

Kol: Fine

Kol: *Writes something in his diary blushing*...

Kol: I do control my blush unlike you U////U

Kol: Nope

Kol: :P

Kol: Oh ok dear ^^

Kol: O>O

Yin: hey Kol ^^ Kol: O>O Oh hello yin Yin: Still stalking that kid *Lenny face* Kol: No because now me and felix are friends soon to be more UnU Yin: oh ok

Yin: *Teleports to Alec* Hey babe ^^ *Hugs alec*

Kol: Awwww is bunny creating troubles~? *Picks up felix* Yin: O>O you nicknamed him bunny?

Kol: Sorry bunny i cant put you down~ Yin: O>O *Looking at yang* T^T

Yin: my sister is a stalker T^T Kol: Teleportation device and no

Kol: Anything~? Yang: *Stalking her brother* Yin: T^T

Yang: Never~ UnU Kol: Hmmmmmmm~ date me ^^ Yin: O>O"

Kol: ^^ yay now i dont have to be your stalker anymore ^////^ Yang: Fine *Vanishes* Yin: She scares me...

Kol: Mhm I always had something from your room when you were gone ^/////^ Yin: Please do.

Kol: Well since you were in that testing lab ^^ Yin: ^^

Kol: My father was the one testing on you Felix he was just in his human form -w- Yin: *Kisses Alec's neck*

Kol: My father tested on you but i was more angry at my father for testing on you -w-" Yin: UwU

Yin: because I wanna Kol: UnU

Kol: I'm not mad I'm in pain T^T Yin: Fine

Kol: I may have gotten into a fight yesterday and got stabbed OuO yin: *Winks and says "Rawr~"*

Kol: Its fine -//w//- Yin: Not until you make me shut up >:3

Yin: O/////O *Speechless* Kol: Yea okay fine it was my fathers former dead body...

Kol: Well once in a while i go to the graveyard to talk to my mom and sister and every full moon a dead body rises in the graveyard and well last night had a full moon and it was my father... Yin: >/////< BAKA!!! *Bonks alec*

Kol: Well my father hates my gut's Yin: >/////< D-Dont kiss me until you ask!

Yin: Y-You could have threatened my sisters life >/////< Kol: Because im gay 🏳️‍🌈

Kol: My dad is Homophobic ->- Yin: *Tackles Alec* >:3

Kol: Yea he hate every sexuality but straight ->- Yin: *Gently bites Alec's neck*

Kol: *His pupils turn narrow and he throw's his knife in a random direction and it hits a random person* Yin: Because i can now stay still >:3

Kol: Dont know but i did hear a little yelp so it might be a hell hound O>O Yin: *Licks and kisses Alec's neck*

Yin: Nevah *Puts his hand up Alec's shirt* >:3

Kol: mhm

Yin: Nu~ >:3 Kol: okay

Yin: Fine *Stops Every physical thing he is doing with Alec* Kol: Oh okay

Yin: your welcome Kol: Sure~

Kol: *Pulls felix close to him and grins* ^////^

Kol: *French kisses Felix*

Kol: *Chuckles and Smirks* (I think he is having dirty thoughts O>O)

Kol: Oh Bunny guess what~ ^//w//^

Kol: *Smirks and french kisses Felix again but for a bit longer*

Kol: You like that~? ^/////^

Kol: Make me~

Kol: *Thinks "Awww how cute he thinks that's enough to shut me up~"* Heh *French kisses Felix*

Kol: Nope~

Kol: Fine~

Kol: *Stops kissing Felix*

Kol: You okay or was i making you have a dirty mind~

Kol: Then i need to try harder~

Kol: Really then i guess i will go and stab myself in the chest multiple times since i have no reason to live...

Kol: *Walks away with his knife in his hand and his eyes turn red*...

Kol: *Everyone hears an Wolf yelp* ...

Kol: *Keeps repeating "Your just like me little wolf im worthless and so are you" slowly going faster with his speed in talking*

Kol: *His eyes are still red and his hands turn into claws and he just laughs like a Psychopath*

Kol: Calm down...CALM DOWN!!! im not the same Kol you think i am...*Slams Felix into a wall*

Kol: *Takes control of his body and Faints*

Kol:...

Kol: hgn~ w-why does my head hurt... owwwww~

Kol: M-My knife where did it go...w-what did i do to you when HE took control?

Kol: *Has a panicked look on his face* who touched it!?

Kol: *Runs over to the wolf* !!! no...no...no...no...no...no!

Kol: M-My knife the wolf i-

Kol: So he is declaring a fight again....

Kol: You stay here i have something to do and i will finish it this time.... *Pulls out his scythe*

Kol: No just finishing something i started from when i was a little child....*Teleports to another dimension* OI BRIAN COME OUT!!! Brian: ah you came ^^ Kol: yes i did and im finishing you off this time

-a few hours later- Kol: *teleports back with scars on him and he is heavily breathing*

Kol: *Teleports brians dead body to him* Thats what you get for challenging someone stronger than you brian!

Kol: Dumb*ss f*cking enemy's *Kicks brians body*

Kol: Brian you know he was the thing i had to end from the beginning even tho he is my ex-boyfriend i will kill him...

Kol: Well he cheated on me with another guy so...

Kol: *Heals felix sighs and walks away* I am truly a monster i hurt someone i truly love...

Kol: *Walks into the graveyard to his mom and sister's grave* you guys were supportive of me no matter what...

Kol: Do you think im a monster mother and sister ^^ Kol's mother: Dear we do not think you are monsters we are even talking to god about where you go if you die *Sits down with Kol* Kol: I knew you were gonna be supportive of me mom ^^

Kol's Mother: I sense another presence... Kol: Probably Curious Felix...

Kol: Felix come here... Kol's mom: I wont hurt you its only his father who would kill you.

Kol's mom: Hello dear ^^ Kol: Hello felix

Kol's mom: You know Kol talks about you alot around me and his sister but Who are your parent's dear? ^^

Kol's mom: if they hurt or abused you they are in hell an not heaven... Kol: Oh

Kol's mom: God said that if you two died you would go to heaven because my son was killing for revenge and you were experimented on by my husband Kol: B-But I don't deserve heaven...

Kol's mom: God said your still children so you will mature as your older

Kol's mom: well God says you choose Kol:....

Kol: Mom why havent god decided to kill me yet ive done ever single dangerous thing....? Kol's mom:....

Kol: Yes i do... Kol's mom: Dear it hasent become your time to die Kol: (Dream smp reference) *Sighs* Its never my time to die...

Kol: No i dont Rouge demons dont live for as long as you think...

Kol: Just F*cking kidding we can live until we ar 1389 years old

Kol's mom: True ^^ Kol: *Smirks & chuckles*

Kol: Aw you love me? Kol's mom: Awwwwwwwwww love birds

Kol: Well Actually i was trying to get you here alone to ask you properly...Do you wanna be my boyfriend Felix? ^/////^

Kol: Ok then ^////^ *Walks over to Felix and french kisses him* we can be that then.

Kol: ^^

Kol: It's only my mom my father would have killed me if he was here

Kol: My mom approves of this Kol's mom: Mhm ^^

Kol: ^^

Kol: Oh okay babe ^^

Kol: Bye have a wonderful time

Kol: Mom dont you dare put me in a f*cking dress

Kol: I wonder what suits would look like on me O>O

Simon: @//////@

Simon: you know...it’s really hard not to O////O I SHIP IT SO HARD

Simon: @////@ Cause...I CAN

Simon: REEE

Simon: *growls*

Simon: I swear if i could kill you without killing the other one....! W()U|D

Simon: *does not approve of this* *is about to lift his knife but suddenly stops* Satan: told you I’d be back

Satan: *laughs* Simon: *his mask becomes black, due to satan’s control over him* Satan: go ahead....hurt the one who we all know you hate simon Simon: *has a scythe now and swings it at f3|!x*

Simon: *his mask now has a pentagram on it* Satan: *pushes you away* not simon anymore >:) Simon: *attacks f3|!x*