oof it's ok

ye

Canada: Is he drunk? Germany: ***** HOW DUMB A R E YOU!?!?!? DUH!

Canada: *Pulls out rifle* WHAT DID Y'ALL JUST SAY, EH?

Canada: ***** SAY THAT AGAIN I ****ING DARE YOU

Canada: *Gun cock*

Germany: JESUS CALM DOWN

Canada: 0-0 Germany: osht

Canada: Well know he knows what I feel every ****ing day. Germany: ***** JUST STOP BEING AN ASS.

Canada: SHITSHITSHIT *He droped the gun,running to russia and trying to swipe away all of the glass* Germany:*DRAGS RUSSIA AWAY FROM THE GLASS* what a fun day..

canada: *the glass stabbed him in the palm* OW- ****!

Germany: both of you have something to do with blood right now.

who was he talking to when he said that..?))

Canada:PFFFFFTTTT- Germany: 0//0 Canada: GERMANY AND RUSSIA SITTING IN A TREE K I S S- Germany: ***** STFU OR THERE WILL BE GLASS UP YOUR ASS. Canada: ooooooo who does germany pick?? Russia.. or Nazis??

Germany: *Drops russia, grabs a piece of glass off of the floor, and stabs canada in the arm with it*

Canada: ****- *he grabbed germany's glases, dropped them on the floor and stomped on them*

Germany: YOU SON OF A ***** Canada: We all are. Germany: fffff Canada: Had enough? Germany: *INHALE* Canada: Tough shit.

Canada: *He grumbled something in french*

Canada: SALOPE QUOI? J'AI UN FUSIL, VOUS N'EN A PAS RIEN! (***** WHAT? I'VE GOT A RIFLE YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING!)

Canada: ce et qu'est-ce que tu vas faire avec ça? (boi and what're you gonna do with that?)

brb

back

btrp

Canada: B I T C H *He kicks Russia in the shin*

((Russia has summoned an angry depressed demon))

Canada: I've got my own, and you ain't taking it! >;_V

thank you- i'm dumb ;v;))

You mean vigilantly? ;)

Canada; *He took off his hat, holding it in front of himself* do it.

oh hi abcd))

Germany:OSHT

well now y'all are right. cAnAdA iSn'T a CoUnTrY))

But vigeriantly isn't a woooordddd. :c Also I stalk my daddy if I want to. >:'((

Google it. Also I only poke around it sometimes. ;w;

well I stalk both of your acc's uWu))

Germany:jESUS

Germany: Alexa, play the Canadian anthem

Google home: oH cAnAdA-

Germany: very.

alexa can still be the... T R I G G E R word for google home))

Germany: coming from you, you said this to ME. " shut up you hoT *****"

Germany: a'ight where the hell are the bandages

Germany: *he strolled into the kitchen, grabbing the bandages and walking back to Canada*

Germany: *He bandages Canada up,yeeting him onto the couch afterwards*

brb/afk possibly gtg

Ooof kk

Canada: CoUgH w h e z e

Canada: Why am I not dead

Canada: *ScReAmS in French*

Germany: da faq

OOF))

Canada: Jesus wtf was that

Germany: YO RUSSIA! You good?

Germany: ok then

Germany: you sure? Fffffff gtg talk tomorrow))

a'ight btrp))

coolio))

Canada: You don't sound fine.

Canada: why am i not deaaaadddd

Germany: How doe he revive himself..? Canada: v e r y f u n n y.

Germany: You think I chose to live with both of YOU? Canada: I wanted a life to myself but I forgot to pay rent- which lead me here.

Canada: now my life is spiraling downhill

((OwO incoming gay shit)) Germany: I can't exactly- Canada:o h o I know this..

Canada: I KNOW- PICK ME PICK ME!*He starts acting like an eager student*

germany: this is why nobody f u c k i n g likes you, canada.

Canada: I don't t h i n k.. I K N O W. Germany: Canada no- Canada: the Nazis and Reichtangle don't like he fact that he's- Germany: NONONONONOONONONONONONONONO Canada: he's gay. Germany: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Canada: there are too many people in the world that don't like it o he's self-conscious about it

germany: *i n h a l e* *SLAPS CANADA IN THE FACE*

Canada: you'd better exhale our you're gonna die

Canada: no duh. you called him a hot *****. Germany: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

oof it's ok

ye))

Germany: you're always drunk. Canada: so are you :/

Canada:eh, here. *He pulled a small bottle of canadian goose vodka out of his pocket*

((Yes that's a real thing))

Canada: >:0

Canada: YOU COULD'VE JUST GIVEN BACK

Canada: I'm too lazy to do that, and you rode my horse into a building and killed it! ((Canadian 101))

Canada: TERRANCE WAS A GOOD HORSE >:V

Germany: head went one way, horse went the other

Canad: omo

osht i just barfed))

jesus i forgot how ****ing weird it feels))

yo sorry i had to eat some soup- btrp?))

lemme just copy and paste something I meant to put here))

Canada: *INHALE* *Grabs russia's hat and holds it above him* good luck getting it back. ((COUGH he's taller than y'all ;>))

osht if he dies so do i ;> i live in canada-)) Canada: DA F A K)) Germany: o h n o.. DID CANADA VORE THIS SWEARING TEN YEAR OLD???))

Same- my mom has no idea what the **** i'm laughing at))

Germany: n o. russia, not again. Canada: h u h. i'm genuinely surprised that Germany cares. Germany: i don't, it just hurts my non-existent ears when he fires the gun.

Germany: Canada's the only one here aside from you that wants to die. shoot yourself first and then i'll take the gun and give it back to Canada.

Canada: you broke my horse's neck, and now you break my gun!?!?!?

Germany: .. now I feel bad. Canada: *He makes the lenny face* Germany: N O.

Canada: you like him. ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

Germany: n o - ((embrace the gay)) Canada: go tell him ;v; Germany: NU ;^;

Canada: do it. (˵ ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉˵)ᓄ✂ Germany: AAAAA

Germany: ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀ canada: tell himmmmmmm Germany: NO-

((Canada is not to be messed with. he has barber scissors-))

Canada: ****ING DO IT >:0 Germany: F I N E ;~; Canada: That's it. ( ◑ω◑☞)☞

dang I really wanna see that removed comment- sorry i'm a snoop))

Canada: go on. Germany: ;~; *He open the dor to russia's room* u h- h i (；・∀・)

oh. pfft))

open dor. opens** door**))

Canada: ;v; Germany: u h- ;~; ((I'm very ****ing bad at confessing in roleplays-)) well- ≦(._.)≧ u h- Canada: DON'T BE A PUSSY Germany: SHUT UP >:V u h.. i- u h-

(((FFFFFFFFFFFFFF I SUCK AT THIS ;^;)) Germany: *He sat down next to russia on his bed* well.. anada foun out and he's making me tell you- that i- u h.... l i k e y o u...

canada*

found*

jesus that's a lot of typos i just had.))

Canada: *EVIL GRIN INTENSIFIES*

Canada: (/・・)ノ hallelujah

Germany: ;-;

Canada: so cute ;v;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqrtERJJQQ4 I DIED BECAUSE OF THIS))

h m))

Germany: like I said earlier..

Germany: Fake gays are a new "trend" so i wa nervous if you were lying about it.

Germany: also there's fake depression, which is ****ing stupid

Canada:ig fhjwvnklrhbjfh,cukw9jbhfjvrungihjfkhtioydjvg,nm oh lordie

Canada; I'M THE ONLY STRAIGHT ONE HERE

yeah. oof is the correct term,actually.))

btrp))

Canada: :T

Germany: yes, he does.because he's dating your sister. ((Poor ukraine. why must i ship her with canada?))

Canada: f i n e ;-; i'll just move in with her ;_<

Germany; :V

Canada: ;-;

((Welp, canada's gonna go drink his problems away :D))

Canada: LIAR >:V *He yells at the door before walking away*

Canada: god damnit.. you stupid little ****s... lying about me dating his sister.. I'm not even dating anybody..! *He mumbles to himself*

Germany: Ye?

Germany: meh. so am i.

Germany: I dunno.

Canada:bucket list time. Get a new horse and name it Terrisa in memory of Terrance. Somehow convince America to annoy the **** out of Russia. all while drunk..

oh yes.))

Germany: don't get alcohol poisoning.

Germany: b o i. you die, I die.

Germany: good. ((lol canada died-))

Germany: Could I borrow a couple hundred dollars because Canada broke my glasses and It's really... really.. REALLY ****ING HARD TO SEE?

Germany: oki thanks

A'ght boiz))

Germany: -*-

Canada: stupid little ****s... speaking of ****s they're probably ****ing right now due to what I heard. so that's something to laugh at. ((W H E E Z E))

Germany: oh. random thing to have in your house.