"Get your mother from your mom!" Conversation: My friend: "You eat *****" Me: "...Yes." Conversation: Friend: "I want to buy a dick.." Me: *responds like five seconds later* "...Nice." Conversation: Friend: "Go eat your dad." Me: "Okay, I shall eat my dad." Conversation: Friend: "Are you just saying that so you can write it??" Me: "No.. I just dunno what to respond with" (for the above quote) Conversation: Friend: "You're a pussy" Me: "I'm a pussy" Friend: "I'm gonna buy your weave" Conversation: Friend: "Luke needs to find a dick.." Me: "Okay, I'm quoting that" Friend: "EHhHuUuUAhahHHUUUuuUHHHHH"