You're so stupid you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.Jesus Christ it looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick.at least my mom pretends to love me. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the abortion clinic.You're like a square blade, all edge and no point.You're so dense, light bends around you.I would rather be friends with Ajit Pai than you.You have the face of a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle.You know, one of the many, many things that confuses me about you is that you remain unmurdered.There will never be enough middle fingers in this world for you.We all dislike you, but not quite enough that we bother to think about you.You're so salty you would sink in the Dead Sea.You have more d*ck in your personality than you do in your pants.You're not pretty enough to be this dumb. Why don’t you crawl back to whatever micro-organism cesspool you came from, and try not to breath any of our oxygen on the wa